“And how much is Professor Dumbledore paying you, Winky?” Hermione asked
kindly.
If she had thought this would cheer up Winky, she was wildly mistaken. Winky
did stop crying, but when she sat up she was glaring at Hermione through her
massive brown eyes, her whole face sopping wet and suddenly furious.
“Winky is a disgraced elf, but Winky is not yet getting paid!” she squeaked.
“Winky is not sunk so low as that! Winky is properly ashamed of being freed!”
“Ashamed?” said Hermione blankly. “But—Winky, come on! It's Mr. Crouch who
should be ashamed, not you! You didn't do anything wrong, he was really horrible
to you—”
But at these words, Winky clapped her hands over the holes in her hat, flattening
her ears so that she couldn't hear a word, and screeched, “You is not insulting
my master, miss! You is not insulting Mr. Crouch! Mr. Crouch is a good wizard,
miss! Mr. Crouch is right to sack bad Winky!”
“Winky is having trouble adjusting, Harry Potter,” squeaked Dobby confidentially.
“Winky forgets she is not bound to Mr. Crouch anymore; she is allowed to speak
her mind now, but she won't do it.”
“Can't house-elves speak their minds about their masters, then?” Harry asked.
“Oh no, sir, no,” said Dobby, looking suddenly serious. “'Tis part of the
house-elf's enslavement, sir. We keeps their secrets and our silence, sir. We
upholds the family's honor, and we never speaks ill of them—though Professor
Dumbledore told Dobby he does not insist upon this. Professor Dumbledore said
we is free to—to-”
Dobby looked suddenly nervous and beckoned Harry closer. Harry bent forward.
Dobby whispered, “He said we is free to call him a—a barmy old codger if we
likes, sir!”
Dobby gave a frightened sort of giggle.
“But Dobby is not wanting to, Harry Potter,” he said, talking normally again,
and shaking his head so that his ears flapped. “Dobby likes Professor Dumbledore
very much, sir, and is proud to keep his secrets and our silence for him.”
“But you can say what you like about the Malfoys now?” Harry asked him, grinning.
A slightly fearful look came into Dobby's immense eyes.
“Dobby—Dobby could,” he said doubtfully. He squared his small shoulders.
“Dobby could tell Harry Potter that his old masters were—were—bad Dark wizards'.”
Dobby stood for a moment, quivering all over, horror-struck by his own daring—then
he rushed over to the nearest table and began banging his head on it very hard,
squealing, “Bad Dobby! Bad Dobby!”
Harry seized Dobby by the back of his tie and pulled him away from the table.
“Thank you. Harry Potter, thank you,” said Dobby breathlessly, rubbing his
head.
“You just need a bit of practice,” Harry said.
“Practice!” squealed Winky furiously. “You is ought to be ashamed of yourself,
Dobby, talking that way about your masters!”
“They isn't my masters anymore, Winky!” said Dobby defiantly. “Dobby doesn't
care what they think anymore!”
“Oh you is a bad elf, Dobby!” moaned Winky, tears leaking down her face once
more. “My poor Mr. Crouch, what is he doing without Winky? He is needing me,
he is needing my help! I is looking after the Crouches all my life, and my mother
is doing it before me, and my grandmother is doing it before her ...oh what
is they saying if they knew Winky was freed? Oh the shame, the shame!” She buried
her face in her skirt again and bawled.
“Winky,” said Hermione firmly, “I'm quite sure Mr. Crouch is getting along
perfectly well without you. We've seen him, you know—”
“You is seeing my master?” said Winky breathlessly, raising her tearstained
face out of her skirt once more and goggling at Hermione. “You is seeing him
here at Hogwarts?”
“Yes,” said Hermione, “he and Mr. Bagman are judges in the Triwizard Tournament.”
“Mr. Bagman comes too?” squeaked Winky, and to Harry 's great surprise (and
Ron's and Hermione's too, by the looks on their faces), she looked angry again.
“Mr. Bagman is a bad wizard! A very bad wizard! My master isn't liking him,
oh no, not at all!”
“Bagman—bad?” said Harry.
“Oh yes,” Winky said, nodding her head furiously, “My master is telling Winky
some things! But Winky is not saying... Winky—Winky keeps her master's secrets...”
She dissolved yet again in tears; they could hear her sobbing into her skirt,
“Poor master, poor master, no Winky to help him no more!”
They couldn't get another sensible word out of Winky. They left her to her
crying and finished their tea, while Dobby chatted happily about his life as
a free elf and his plans for his wages.
“Dobby is going to buy a sweater next, Harry Potter!” he said happily, pointing
at his bare chest,
“Tell you what, Dobby,” said Ron, who seemed to have taken a great liking
to the elf, “I'll give you the one my mum knits me this Christmas, I always
get one from her. You don't mind maroon, do you?”
Dobby was delighted.
“We might have to shrink it a bit to fit you,” Ron told him, “but it'll go
well with your tea cozy.”
As they prepared to take their leave, many of the surrounding elves pressed
in upon them, offering snacks to take back upstairs. Hermione refused, with
a pained look at the way the elves kept bowing and curtsying, but Harry and
Ron loaded their pockets with cream cakes and pies.
“Thanks a lot!” Harry said to the elves, who had all clustered around the
door to say good night. “See you, Dobby!”
“Harry Potter... can Dobby come and see you sometimes, sir?” Dobby asked
tentatively.
“ 'Course you can,” said Harry, and Dobby beamed.
“You know what?” said Ron, once he, Hermione, and Harry had left the kitchens
behind and were climbing the steps into the entrance hall again. “All these
years I've been really impressed with Fred and George, nicking food from the
kitchens—well, it's not exactly difficult, is it? They can't wait to give it
away!”
“I think this is the best thing that could have happened to those elves,
you know,” said Hermione, leading the way back up the marble staircase. “Dobby
coming to work here, I mean. The other elves will see how happy he is, being
free, and slowly it'll dawn on them that they want that too!”
“Let's hope they don't look too closely at Winky,” said Harry.
“Oh she'll cheer up,” said Hermione, though she sounded a bit doubtful. “Once
the shock's worn off, and she's got used to Hogwarts, she'll see how much better
off she is without that Crouch man.”
“She seems to love him,” said Ron thickly (he had just started on a cream
cake).
“Doesn't think much of Bagman, though, does she?” said Harry. “Wonder what
Crouch says at home about him?”
“Probably says he's not a very good Head of Department,” said Hermione, “and
let's face it... he's got a point, hasn't he?”
“I'd still rather work for him than old Crouch,” said Ron. “At least Bagman's
got a sense of humor.”
“Don't let Percy hear you saying that,” Hermione said, smiling slightly.
“Yeah, well, Percy wouldn't want to work for anyone with a sense of humor,
would he?” said Ron, now starting on a chocolate eclair. “Percy wouldn't recognize
a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea cozy.”
CHAPTER TWENTY-TWO
THE UNEXPECTED TASK
Potter! Weasley! Will you pay attention?”
Professor McGonagall's irritated voice cracked like a whip through the Transfiguration
class on Thursday, and Harry and Ron both jumped and looked up.
It was the end of the lesson; they had finished their work; the guinea fowl
they had been changing into guinea pigs had been shut away in a large cage on
Professor McGonagall's desk (Neville's still had feathers); they had copied
down their homework from the blackboard (“Describe, with examples, the ways
in which Transforming Spells must be adapted when performing Cross-Species Switches"}.
The bell was due to ring at any moment, and Harry and Ron, who had been having
a sword fight with a couple of Fred and George's fake wands at the back of the
class, looked up, Ron holding a tin parrot and Harry, a rubber haddock.
“Now that Potter and Weasley have been kind enough to act their age,” said
Professor McGonagall, with an angry look at the pair of them as the head of
Harry's haddock drooped and fell silently to the floor—Ron's parrot's beak had
severed it moments before—”I have something to say to you all.
“The Yule Ball is approaching—a traditional part of the Triwizard Tournament
and an opportunity for us to socialize with our foreign guests. Now, the ball
will be open only to fourth years and above—although you may invite a younger
student if you wish—”
Lavender Brown let out a shrill giggle. Parvati Patil nudged her hard in
the ribs, her face working furiously as she too fought not to giggle. They both
looked around at Harry, Professor McGonagall ignored them, which Harry thought
was distinctly unfair, as she had just told off him and Ron.
“Dress robes will be worn,” Professor McGonagall continued, “and the ball
will start at eight o'clock on Christmas Day, finishing at midnight in the Great
Hall. Now then—”
Professor McGonagall stared deliberately around the class.
“The Yule Ball is of course a chance for us all to—er—let our hair down,”
she said, in a disapproving voice.
Lavender giggled harder than ever, with her hand pressed hard against her
mouth to stifle the sound. Harry could see what was funny this time: Professor
McGonagall, with her hair in a tight bun, looked as though she had never let
her hair down in any sense.
“But that does NOT mean,” Professor McGonagall went on, “that we will be
relaxing the standards of behavior we expect from Hogwarts students. I will
be most seriously displeased if a Gryffindor student embarrasses the school
in any way.”
The bell rang, and there was the usual scuffle of activity as everyone packed
their bags and swung them onto their shoulders.
Professor McGonagall called above the noise, “Potter—a word, if you please.”
Assuming this had something to do with his headless rubber haddock, Harry
proceeded gloomily to the teacher's desk. Professor McGonagall waited until
the rest of the class had gone, and then said, “Potter, the champions and their
partners—”
“What partners?” said Harry.
Profesor McGonagall looked suspiciously at him, as though she thought he
was trying to be funny.
“Your partners for the Yule Ball, Potter,” she said coldly. “Your dance partners.”
Harry's insides seemed to curl up and shrivel.
“Dance partners?” He felt himself going red. “I don't dance,” he said quickly.
“Oh yes, you do,” said Professor McGonagall irritably. “That's what I'm telling
you. Traditionally, the champions and their partners open the ball.”
Harry had a sudden mental image of himself in a top hat and tails, accompanied
by a girl in the sort of frilly dress Aunt Petunia always wore to Uncle Vernon's
work parties.
“I'm not dancing,” he said.
“It is traditional,” said Professor McGonagall firmly. “You are a Hogwarts
champion, and you will do what is expected of you as a representative of the
school. So make sure you get yourself a partner, Potter.”
“But-I don't-”
“You heard me, Potter,” said Professor McGonagall in a very final sort of
way.
A week ago. Harry would have said finding a partner for a dance would be
a cinch compared to taking on a Hungarian Horntail. But now that he had done
the latter, and was facing the prospect of asking a girl to the ball, he thought
he'd rather have another round with the dragon.
Harry had never known so many people to put their names down to stay at Hogwarts
for Christmas; he always did, of course, because the alternative was usually
going back to Privet Drive, but he had always been very much in the minority
before now. This year, however, everyone in the fourth year and above seemed
to be staying, and they all seemed to Harry to be obsessed with the coming ball—or
at least all the girls were, and it was amazing how many girls Hogwarts suddenly
seemed to hold; he had never quite noticed that before. Girls giggling and whispering
in the corridors, girls shrieking with laughter as boys passed them, girls excitedly
comparing notes on what they were going to wear on Christmas night...
“Why do they have to move in packs?” Harry asked Ron as a dozen or so girls
walked past them, sniggering and staring at Harry. “How're you supposed to get
one on their own to ask them?”
“Lasso one?” Ron suggested. “Got any idea who you're going to try?”
Harry didn't answer. He knew perfectly well whom he'd like to ask, but working
up the nerve was something else... Cho was a year older than he was; she was
very pretty; she was a very good Quidditch player, and she was also very popular.
Ron seemed to know what was going on inside Harry's head.
“Listen, you're not going to have any trouble. You're a champion. You've
just beaten a Hungarian Horntail. I bet they'll be queuing up to go with you.”
In tribute to their recently repaired friendship, Ron had kept the bitterness
in his voice to a bare minimum. Moreover, to Harry's amazement, he turned out
to be quite right.
A curly-haired third-year Hufflepuff girl to whom Harry had never spoken
in his life asked him to go to the ball with her the very next day. Harry was
so taken aback he said no before he'd even stopped to consider the matter. The
girl walked off looking rather hurt, and Harry had to endure Dean's, Seamus's,
and Ron's taunts about her all through History of Magic. The following day,
two more girls asked him, a second year and (to his horror) a fifth year who
looked as though she might knock him out if he refused.
“She was quite good-looking,” said Ron fairly, after he'd stopped laughing.
“She was a foot taller than me,” said Harry, still unnerved. “Imagine what
I'd look like trying to dance with her.”