Snow was still thick upon the grounds, and the greenhouse windows were covered
in condensation so thick that they couldn't see out of them in Herbology. Nobody
was looking forward to Care of Magical Creatures much in this weather, though
as Ron said, the skrewts would probably warm them up nicely, either by chasing
them, or blasting off so forcefully that Hagrid's cabin would catch fire.
When they arrived at Hagrid 's cabin, however, they found an elderly witch
with closely cropped gray hair and a very prominent chin standing before his
front door.
“Hurry up, now, the bell rang five minutes ago,” she barked at them as they
struggled toward her through the snow.
“Who're you?” said Ron, staring at her. “Wheres Hagrid?”
“My name is Professor Grubbly-Plank,” she said briskly. “I am your temporary
Care of Magical Creatures teacher.”
“Where's Hagrid?” Harry repeated loudly.
“He is indisposed,” said Professor Grubbly-Plank shortly.
Soft and unpleasant laughter reached Harrys ears. He turned; Draco Malfoy
and the rest of the Slytherins were joining the class. All of them looked gleeful,
and none of them looked surprised to see Professor Grubbly-Plank.
“This way, please,” said Professor Grubbly-Plank, and she strode off around
the paddock where the Beauxbatons horses were shivering. Harry, Ron, and Hermione
followed her, looking back over their shoulders at Hagrid's cabin. All the curtains
were closed. Was Hagrid in there, alone and ill?
“What's wrong with Hagrid?” Harry said, hurrying to catch up with Professor
Grubbly-Plank.
“Never you mind,” she said as though she thought he was being nosy.
“I do mind, though,” said Harry hotly. “What's up with him?”
Professor Grubbly-Plank acted as though she couldn't hear him. She led them
past the paddock where the huge Beauxbatons horses were standing, huddled against
the cold, and toward a tree on the edge of the forest, where a large and beautiful
unicorn was tethered.
Many of the girls “ooooohed!” at the sight of the unicorn.
“Oh it's so beautiful!” whispered Lavender Brown. “How did she get it? They're
supposed to be really hard to catch!”
The unicorn was so brightly white it made the snow all around look gray.
It was pawing the ground nervously with its golden hooves and throwing back
its horned head.
“Boys keep back!” barked Professor Grubbly-Plank, throwing out an arm and
catching Harry hard in the chest. “They prefer the woman's touch, unicorns.
Girls to the front, and approach with care, come on, easy does it...”
She and the girls walked slowly forward toward the unicorn, leaving the boys
standing near the paddock fence, watching. The moment Professor Grubbly-Plank
was out of earshot. Harry turned to Ron.
“What d'you reckons wrong with him? You don't think a skrewt—?”
“Oh he hasn't been attacked, Potter, if that's what you're thinking,” said
Malfoy softly. “No, he's just too ashamed to show his big, ugly face.”
“What d'you mean?” said Harry sharply.
Malfoy put his hand inside the pocket of his robes and pulled out a folded
page of newsprint.
“There you go,” he said. “Hate to break it to you. Potter...”
He smirked as Harry snatched the page, unfolded it, and read it, with Ron,
Seamus, Dean, and Neville looking over his shoulder. It was an article topped
with a picture of Hagrid looking extremely shifty.
DUMBLEDORE'S GIANT MISTAKE
Albus Dumbledore, eccentric Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and
Wizardry, has never been afraid to make controversial staff appointments, writes
Rita Skeeter, Special Correspondent. In September of this year, he hired Alastor
“Mad-Eye” Moody, the notoriously jinx-happy ex-Auror, to teach Defense Against
the Dark Arts, a decision that caused many raised eyebrows at the Ministry of
Magic, given Moody's well-known habit of attacking anybody who makes a sudden
movement in his presence. Mad-Eye Moody, however, looks responsible and kindly
when set beside the part-human Dumbledore employs to teach Care of Magical Creatures.
Rubeus Hagrid, who admits to being expelled from Hogwarts in his third year,
has enjoyed the position of gamekeeper at the school ever since, a job secured
for him by Dumbledore. Last year, however, Hagrid used his mysterious influence
over the headmaster to secure the additional post of Care of Magical Creatures
teacher, over the heads of many better-qualified candidates.
An alarmingly large and ferocious-looking man, Hagrid has been using his
newfound authority to terrify the students in his care with a succession of
horrific creatures. While Dumbledore turns a blind eye, Hagrid has maimed several
pupils during a series of lessons that many admit to being “very frightening.”
'I was attacked by a hippogriff, and my friend Vincent Crabbe got a bad bite
off a flobberworm,” says Draco Malfoy, a fourth-year student. “We all hate Hagrid,
but we're just too scared to say anything.”
Hagrid has no intention of ceasing his campaign of intimidation, however.
In conversation with a Daily Prophet reporter last month, he admitted breeding
creatures he has dubbed “Blast-Ended Skrewts,” highly dangerous crosses between
manti-cores and fire-crabs. The creation of new breeds of magical creature is,
of course, an activity usually closely observed by the Department for the Regulation
and Control of Magical Creatures. Hagrid, however, considers himself to be above
such petty restrictions.
“I was just having some fun,” he says, before hastily changing the subject.
As if this were not enough, the Daily Prophet has now unearthed evidence
that Hagrid is not—as he has always pretended—a pure-blood wizard. He is not,
in fact, even pure human. His mother, we can exclusively reveal, is none other
than the giantess Fridwulfa, whose whereabouts are currently unknown.
Bloodthirsty and brutal, the giants brought themselves to the point of extinction
by warring amongst themselves during the last century. The handful that remained
joined the ranks of He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, and were responsible for some
of the worst mass Muggle killings of his reign of terror.
While many of the giants who served He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named were killed
by Aurors working against the Dark Side, Fridwulfa was not among them. It is
possible she escaped to one of the giant communities still existing in foreign
mountain ranges. If his antics during Care of Magical Creatures lessons are
any guide, however, Frid-wulfa's son appears to have inherited her brutal nature.
In a bizarre twist, Hagrid is reputed to have developed a close friendship
with the boy who brought around You-Know-Who's fall from power—thereby driving
Hagrid's own mother, like the rest of You-Know-Who's supporters, into hiding.
Perhaps Harry Potter is unaware of the unpleasant truth about his large friend—but
Albus Dumbledore surely has a duty to ensure that Harry Potter, along with his
fellow students, is warned about the dangers of associating with part-giants.
Harry finished reading and looked up at Ron, whose mouth was hanging open.
“How did she find out?” he whispered.
But that wasn't what was bothering Harry.
“What d'you mean, 'we all hate Hagrid'?” Harry spat at Malfoy. “What's this
rubbish about him”—he pointed at Crabbe—”getting a bad bite off a flobberworm?
They haven't even got teeth!”
Crabbe was sniggering, apparently very pleased with himself.
“Well, I think this should put an end to the oaf's teaching career,” said
Malfoy, his eyes glinting. “Half-giant... and there was me thinking he'd just
swallowed a bottle of Skele-Gro when he was young... None of the mummies and
daddies are going to like this at all... They'll be worried he'll eat their
kids, ha, ha...”
“You-”
“Are you paying attention over there?”
Professor Grubbly-Planks voice carried over to the boys; the girls were all
clustered around the unicorn now, stroking it. Harry was so angry that the Daily
Prophet article shook in his hands as he turned to stare unseeingly at the unicorn,
whose many magical properties Professor Grubbly-Plank was now enumerating in
a loud voice, so that the boys could hear too.
“I hope she stays, that woman!” said Parvati Patil when the lesson had ended
and they were all heading back to the castle for lunch. “That's more what I
thought Care of Magical Creatures would be like... proper creatures like unicorns,
not monsters...”
“What about Hagrid?” Harry said angrily as they went up the steps.
“What about him?” said Parvati in a hard voice. “He can still be gamekeeper,
can't he?”
Parvati had been very cool toward Harry since the ball. He supposed that
he ought to have paid her a bit more attention, but she seemed to have had a
good time all the same. She was certainly telling anybody who would listen that
she had made arrangements to meet the boy from Beauxbatons in Hogsmeade on the
next weekend trip.
“That was a really good lesson,” said Hermione as they entered the Great
Hall. “I didn't know half the things Professor Grubbly-Plank told us about uni—”
“Look at this!” Harry snarled, and he shoved the Daily Prophet article under
Hermione's nose.
Hermione's mouth fell open as she read. Her reaction was exactly the same
as Ron's.
“How did that horrible Skeeter woman find out? You don't think Hagrid told
her?”
“No,” said Harry, leading the way over to the Gryffindor table and throwing
himself into a chair, furious. “He never even told us, did he? I reckon she
was so mad he wouldn't give her loads of horrible stuff about me, she went ferreting
around to get him back.”
“Maybe she heard him telling Madame Maxime at the ball,” said Hermione quietly.
“We'd have seen her in the garden!” said Ron. “Anyway, she's not supposed
to come into school anymore, Hagrid said Dumbledore banned her...”
“Maybe she's got an Invisibility Cloak,” said Harry, ladling chicken casserole
onto his plate and splashing it everywhere in his anger. “Sort of thing she'd
do, isn't it, hide in bushes listening to people.”
“Like you and Ron did, you mean,” said Hermione.
“We weren't trying to hear him!” said Ron indignantly. “We didn't have any
choice! The stupid prat, talking about his giantess mother where anyone could
have heard him!”
“We've got to go and see him,” said Harry. “This evening, after Divination.
Tell him we want him back... you do want him back?” he shot at Hermione.
“I—well, I'm not going to pretend it didn't make a nice change, having a
proper Care of Magical Creatures lesson for once—but I do want Hagrid back,
of course I do!” Hermione added hastily, quailing under Harry's furious stare.
So that evening after dinner, the three of them left the castle once more
and went down through the frozen grounds to Hagrid's cabin. They knocked, and
Fang's booming barks answered.
“Hagrid, it's us!” Harry shouted, pounding on the door. “Open up!”
Hagrid didn't answer. They could hear Fang scratching at the door, whining,
but it didn't open. They hammered on it for ten more minutes; Ron even went
and banged on one of the windows, but there was no response.
“What's he avoiding us for?” Hermione said when they had finally given up
and were walking back to the school. “He surely doesn't think we'd care about
him being half-giant?”
But it seemed that Hagrid did care. They didn't see a sign of him all week.
He didn't appear at the staff table at mealtimes, they didn't see him going
about his gamekeeper duties on the grounds, and Professor Grubbly-Plank continued
to take the Care of Magical Creatures classes. Malfoy was gloating at every
possible opportunity.
“Missing your half-breed pal?” he kept whispering to Harry whenever there
was a teacher around, so that he was safe from Harry's retaliation. “Missing
the elephant-man?”
There was a Hogsmeade visit halfway through January. Hermione was very surprised
that Harry was going to go.
“I just thought you'd want to take advantage of the common room being quiet,”
she said. “Really get to work on that egg.”
“Oh I—I reckon I've got a pretty good idea what it's about now,” Harry lied.
“Have you really?” said Hermione, looking impressed. “Well done!”
Harrys insides gave a guilty squirm, but he ignored them. He still had five
weeks to work out that egg clue, after all, and that was ages... whereas if
he went into Hogsmeade, he might run into Hagrid, and get a chance to persuade
him to come back.
He, Ron, and Hermione left the castle together on Saturday and set off through
the cold, wet grounds toward the gates. As they passed the Durmstrang ship moored
in the lake, they saw Viktor Krum emerge onto the deck, dressed in nothing but
swimming trunks. He was very skinny indeed, but apparently a lot tougher than
he looked, because he climbed up onto the side of the ship, stretched out his
arms, and dived, right into the lake.
“He's mad!” said Harry, staring at Krums dark head as it bobbed out into
the middle of the lake. “It must be freezing, it's January!”
“It's a lot colder where he comes from,” said Hermione. “I suppose it feels
quite warm to him.”
“Yeah, but there's still the giant squid,” said Ron. He didn't sound anxious—if
anything, he sounded hopeful. Hermione noticed his tone of voice and frowned.
“He's really nice, you know,” she said. “He's not at all like you'd think,
coming from Durmstrang. He likes it much better here, he told me.”
Ron said nothing. He hadn't mentioned Viktor Krum since the ball, but Harry
had found a miniature arm under his bed on Boxing Day, which had looked very
much as though it had been snapped off a small model figure wearing Bulgarian
Quidditch robes.
Harry kept his eyes skinned for a sign of Hagrid all the way down the slushy
High Street, and suggested a visit to the Three Broomsticks once he had ascertained
that Hagrid was not in any of the shops.