The pub was as crowded as ever, but one quick look around at all the tables
told Harry that Hagrid wasn't there. Heart sinking, he went up to the bar with
Ron and Hermione, ordered three butterbeers from Madam Rosmerta, and thought
gloomily that he might just as well have stayed behind and listened to the egg
wailing after all.
“Doesn't he ever go into the office?” Hermione whispered suddenly. “Look!”
She pointed into the mirror behind the bar, and Harry saw Ludo Bagman reflected
there, sitting in a shadowy corner with a bunch of goblins. Bagman was talking
very fast in a low voice to the goblins, all of whom had their arms crossed
and were looking rather menacing.
It was indeed odd. Harry thought, that Bagman was here at the Three Broomsticks
on a weekend when there was no Triwizard event, and therefore no judging to
be done. He watched Bagman in the mirror. He was looking strained again, quite
as strained as he had that night in the forest before the Dark Mark had appeared.
But just then Bagman glanced over at the bar, saw Harry, and stood up.
“In a moment, in a moment!” Harry heard him say brusquely to the goblins,
and Bagman hurried through the pub toward Harry, his boyish grin back in place.
“Harry!” he said. “How are you? Been hoping to run into you! Everything going
all right?”
“Fine, thanks,” said Harry.
“Wonder if I could have a quick, private word, Harry?” said Bagman eagerly.
“You couldn't give us a moment, you two, could you?”
“Er—okay,” said Ron, and he and Hermione went off to find a table.
Bagman led Harry along the bar to the end furthest from Madam Rosmerta.
“Well, I just thought I'd congratulate you again on your splendid performance
against that Horntail, Harry,” said Bagman. “Really superb.”
“Thanks,” said Harry, but he knew this couldn't be all that Bagman wanted
to say, because he could have congratulated Harry in front of Ron and Hermione.
Bagman didn't seem in any particular rush to spill the beans, though. Harry
saw him glance into the mirror over the bar at the goblins, who were all watching
him and Harry in silence through their dark, slanting eyes.
“Absolute nightmare,” said Bagman to Harry in an undertone, noticing Harry
watching the goblins too. “Their English isn't too good... it's like being back
with all the Bulgarians at the Quidditch World Cup... but at least they used
sign language another human could recognize. This lot keep gabbling in Gobblede-gook...
and I only know one word of Gobbledegook. Bladvak. It means 'pickax. ' I don't
like to use it in case they think I'm threatening them.”
He gave a short, booming laugh.
“What do they want?” Harry said, noticing how the goblins were still watching
Bagman very closely.
“Er—well...” said Bagman, looking suddenly nervous. “They ...er ...they're
looking for Barty Crouch.”
“Why are they looking for him here?” said Harry. “He's at the Ministry in
London, isn't he?”
“Er ...as a matter of fact, I've no idea where he is,” said Bagman. “He's
sort of... stopped coming to work. Been absent for a couple of weeks now. Young
Percy, his assistant, says he's ill. Apparently he's just been sending instructions
in by owl. But would you mind not mentioning that to anyone. Harry? Because
Rita Skeeter's still poking around everywhere she can, and I'm willing to bet
she'd work up Bartys illness into something sinister. Probably say he's gone
missing like Bertha Jorkins.”
“Have you heard anything about Bertha Jorkins?” Harry asked.
“No,” said Bagman, looking strained again. “I've got people looking, of course
...” (About time, thought Harry) “and it's all very strange. She definitely
arrived in Albania, because she met her second cousin there. And then she left
the cousin's house to go south and see an aunt... and she seems to have vanished
without trace en route. Blowed if I can see where she's got to ...she doesn't
seem the type to elope, for instance... but still... What are we doing, talking
about goblins and Bertha Jorkins? I really wanted to ask you”—he lowered his
voice—”how are you getting on with your golden egg?”
“Er... not bad,” Harry said untruthfully.
Bagman seemed to know he wasn't being honest.
“Listen, Harry,” he said (still in a very low voice), “I feel very bad about
all this... you were thrown into this tournament, you didn't volunteer for it...
and if...” (his voice was so quiet now, Harry had to lean closer to listen)
“if I can help at all... a prod in the right direction... I've taken a liking
to you... the way you got past that dragon!... well, just say the word.”
Harry stared up into Bagman's round, rosy face and his wide, baby-blue eyes.
“We're supposed to work out the clues alone, aren't we?” he said, careful
to keep his voice casual and not sound as though he was accusing the head of
the Department of Magical Games and Sports of breaking the rules.
“Well... well, yes,” said Bagman impatiently, “but—come on. Harry—we all
want a Hogwarts victory, don't we?”
“Have you offered Cedric help?” Harry said.
The smallest of frowns creased Bagman's smooth face. “No, I haven't,” he
said. “I—well, like I say, I've taken a liking to you. Just thought I'd offer
...”
“Well, thanks,” said Harry, “but I think I'm nearly there with the egg...
couple more days should crack it.”
He wasn't entirely sure why he was refusing Bagman's help, except that Bagman
was almost a stranger to him, and accepting his assistance would feel somehow
much more like cheating than asking advice from Ron, Hermione, or Sirius.
Bagman looked almost affronted, but couldn't say much more as Fred and George
turned up at that point.
“Hello, Mr. Bagman,” said Fred brightly. “Can we buy you a drink?”
“Er... no,” said Bagman, with a last disappointed glance at Harry, “no, thank
you, boys ...”
Fred and George looked quite as disappointed as Bagman, who was surveying
Harry as though he had let him down badly.
“Well, I must dash,” he said. “Nice seeing you all. Good luck, Harry.”
He hurried out of the pub. The goblins all slid off their chairs and exited
after him. Harry went to rejoin Ron and Hermione.
“What did he want?” Ron said, the moment Harry had sat down.
“He offered to help me with the golden egg,” said Harry.
“He shouldn't be doing that!” said Hermione, looking very shocked. “He's
one of the judges! And anyway, you've already worked it out—haven't you?”
“Er... nearly,” said Harry.
“Well, I don't think Dumbledore would like it if he knew Bagman was trying
to persuade you to cheat!” said Hermione, still looking deeply disapproving.
“I hope he's trying to help Cedric as much!”
“He's not, I asked,” said Harry.
“Who cares if Diggorys getting help?” said Ron. Harry privately agreed.
“Those goblins didn't look very friendly,” said Hermione, sipping her butterbeer.
“What were they doing here?”
“Looking for Crouch, according to Bagman,” said Harry. “He's still ill. Hasn't
been into work.”
“Maybe Percys poisoning him,” said Ron. “Probably thinks if Crouch snuffs
it he'll be made head of the Department of International Magical Cooperation.”
Hermione gave Ron a don't-joke-about-things-like-that look, and said, “Funny,
goblins looking for Mr. Crouch... They'd normally deal with the Department for
the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures.”
“Crouch can speak loads of different languages, though,” said Harry. “Maybe
they need an interpreter.”
“Worrying about poor 'ickle goblins, now, are you?” Ron asked Hermione. “Thinking
of starting up S. P. U. G. or something? Society for the Protection of Ugly
Goblins?”
“Ha, ha, ha,” said Hermione sarcastically. “Goblins don't need protection.
Haven't you been listening to what Professor Binns has been telling us about
goblin rebellions?”
“No,” said Harry and Ron together.
“Well, the/re quite capable of dealing with wizards,” said Hermione, taking
another sip of butterbeer. “They're very clever. They're not like house-elves,
who never stick up for themselves.”
“Uh-oh,” said Ron, staring at the door.
Rita Skeeter had just entered. She was wearing banana-yellow robes today;
her long nails were painted shocking pink, and she was accompanied by her paunchy
photographer. She bought drinks, and she and the photographer made their way
through the crowds to a table nearby. Harry, Ron, and Hermione glaring at her
as she approached. She was talking fast and looking very satisfied about something.
“...didn't seem very keen to talk to us, did he, Bozo? Now, why would that
be, do you think? And what's he doing with a pack of goblins in tow anyway?
Showing them the sights... what nonsense ...he was always a bad liar. Reckon
something's up? Think we should do a bit of digging? 'Disgraced Ex-Head of Magical
Games and Sports, Ludo Bagman... ' Snappy start to a sentence, Bozo—we just
need to find a story to fit it—”
“Trying to ruin someone else's life?” said Harry loudly.
A few people looked around. Rita Skeeter's eyes widened behind her jeweled
spectacles as she saw who had spoken.
“Harry!” she said, beaming. “How lovely! Why don't you come and join?”
“I wouldn't come near you with a ten-foot broomstick,” said Harry furiously.
“What did you do that to Hagrid for, eh?”
Rita Skeeter raised her heavily penciled eyebrows.
“Our readers have a right to the truth, Harry. I am merely doing my-”
“Who cares if he's half-giant?” Harry shouted. “There's nothing wrong with
him!”
The whole pub had gone very quiet. Madam Rosmerta was staring over from behind
the bar, apparently oblivious to the fact that the flagon she was filling with
mead was overflowing.
Rita Skeeters smile flickered very slightly, but she hitched it back almost
at once; she snapped open her crocodile-skin handbag, pulled out her Quick-Quotes
Quill, and said, “How about giving me an interview about the Hagrid you know.
Harry? The man behind the muscles? Your unlikely friendship and the reasons
behind it. Would you call him a father substitute?”
Hermione stood up very abruptly, her butterbeer clutched in her hand as though
it were a grenade.
“You horrible woman,” she said, through gritted teeth, “you don't care, do
you, anything for a story, and anyone will do, wont they? Even Ludo Bagman—”
“Sit down, you silly little girl, and don't talk about things you don't understand,”
said Rita Skeeter coldly, her eyes hardening as they fell on Hermione. “I know
things about Ludo Bagman that would make your hair curl... not that it needs
it—” she added, eyeing Hermione's bushy hair.
“Let's go,” said Hermione, “c'mon. Harry—Ron...”
They left; many people were staring at them as they went. Harry glanced back
as they reached the door. Rita Skeeter's Quick-Quotes Quill was out; it was
zooming backward and forward over a piece of parchment on the table.
“She'll be after you next, Hermione,” said Ron in a low and worried voice
as they walked quickly back up the street.
“Let her try!” said Hermione defiantly; she was shaking with rage. “I'll
show her! Silly little girl, am I? Oh, I'll get her back for this. First Harry,
then Hagrid ...”
“You don't want to go upsetting Rita Skeeter,” said Ron nervously. “I'm serious,
Hermione, she'll dig up something on you—”
“My parents don't read the Daily Prophet. She can't scare me into hiding!”
said Hermione, now striding along so fast that it was all Harry and Ron could
do to keep up with her. The last time Harry had seen Hermione in a rage like
this, she had hit Draco Malfoy around the face. “And Hagrid isn't hiding anymore!
He should never have let that excuse for a human being upset him! Come on!”
Breaking into a run, she led them all the way back up the road, through the
gates flanked by winged boars, and up through the grounds to Hagrid's cabin.
The curtains were still drawn, and they could hear Fang barking as they approached.
“Hagrid!” Hermione shouted, pounding on his front door. “Hagrid, that's enough!
We know you're in there! Nobody cares if your mum was a giantess, Hagrid! You
can't let that foul Skeeter woman do this to you! Hagrid, get out here, you're
just being—”
The door opened. Hermione said, “About t-!” and then stopped, very suddenly,
because she had found herself face-to-face, not with Hagrid, but with Albus
Dumbledore.
“Good afternoon,” he said pleasantly, smiling down at them.
“We-er-we wanted to see Hagrid,” said Hermione in a rather small voice.
“Yes, I surmised as much,” said Dumbledore, his eyes twinkling. “Why don't
you come in?”
“Oh... um ...okay,” said Hermione.
She, Ron, and Harry went into the cabin; Fang launched himself upon Harry
the moment he entered, barking madly and trying to lick his ears. Harry fended
off Fang and looked around.
Hagrid was sitting at his table, where there were two large mugs of tea.
He looked a real mess. His face was blotchy, his eyes swollen, and he had gone
to the other extreme where his hair was concerned; far from trying to make it
behave, it now looked like a wig of tangled wire.
“Hi, Hagrid,” said Harry.
Hagrid looked up.
“'Lo,” he said in a very hoarse voice.
“More tea, I think,” said Dumbledore, closing the door behind Harry, Ron,
and Hermione, drawing out his wand, and twiddling it; a revolving tea tray appeared
in midair along with a plate of cakes. Dumbledore magicked the tray onto the
table, and everybody sat down. There was a slight pause, and then Dumbledore
said, “Did you by any chance hear what Miss Granger was shouting, Hagrid?”
Hermione went slightly pink, but Dumbledore smiled at her and continued,
“Hermione, Harry, and Ron still seem to want to know you, judging by the way
they were attempting to break down the door.”