“Of course we still want to know you!” Harry said, staring at Hagrid. “You
don't think anything that Skeeter cow—sorry, Professor,” he added quickly, looking
at Dumbledore.
“I have gone temporarily deaf and haven't any idea what you said. Harry,”
said Dumbledore, twiddling his thumbs and staring at the ceiling.
“Er-right,” said Harry sheepishly. “I just meant-Hagrid, how could you think
we'd care what that-woman-wrote about you?”
Two fat tears leaked out of Hagrid's beetle-black eyes and fell slowly into
his tangled beard.
“Living proof of what I've been telling you, Hagrid,” said Dumbledore, still
looking carefully up at the ceiling. “I have shown you the letters from the
countless parents who remember you from their own days here, telling me in no
uncertain terms that if I sacked you, they would have something to say about
it—”
“Not all of 'em,” said Hagrid hoarsely. “Not all of 'em wan me ter stay.”
“Really, Hagrid, if you are holding out for universal popularity, I'm afraid
you will be in this cabin for a very long time,” said Dumbledore, now peering
sternly over his half-moon spectacles. “Not a week has passed since I became
headmaster of this school when I haven't had at least one owl complaining about
the way I run it. But what should I do? Barricade myself in my study and refuse
to talk to anybody?”
“Yeh—yeh're not half-giant!” said Hagrid croakily.
“Hagrid, look what I've got for relatives!” Harry said furiously. “Look at
the Dursleys!”
“An excellent point,” said Professor Dumbledore. “My own brother, Aberforth,
was prosecuted for practicing inappropriate charms on a goat. It was all over
the papers, but did Aberforth hide? No, he did not! He held his head high and
went about his business as usual! Of course, I'm not entirely sure he can read,
so that may not have been bravery...”
“Come back and teach, Hagrid,” said Hermione quietly, “please come back,
we really miss you.”
Hagrid gulped. More tears leaked out down his cheeks and into his tangled
beard.
Dumbledore stood up. “I refuse to accept your resignation, Hagrid, and I
expect you back at work on Monday,” he said. “You will join me for breakfast
at eight-thirty in the Great Hall. No excuses. Good afternoon to you all.”
Dumbledore left the cabin, pausing only to scratch Fangs ears. When the door
had shut behind him, Hagrid began to sob into his dustbin-lid-sized hands. Hermione
kept patting his arm, and at last, Hagrid looked up, his eyes very red indeed,
and said, “Great man, Dumbledore... great man...”
“Yeah, he is,” said Ron. “Can I have one of these cakes, Hagrid?”
“Help yerself,” said Hagrid, wiping his eyes on the back of his hand. “Ar,
he's righ', o' course—yeh're all righ'... I bin stupid... my ol' dad woulda
bin ashamed o' the way I've bin behavin'...” More tears leaked out, but he wiped
them away more forcefully, and said, “Never shown you a picture of my old dad,
have I? Here...”
Hagrid got up, went over to his dresser, opened a drawer, and pulled out
a picture of a short wizard with Hagrid's crinkled black eyes, beaming as he
sat on top of Hagrid's shoulder. Hagrid was a good seven or eight feet tall,
judging by the apple tree beside him, but his face was beardless, young, round,
and smooth—he looked hardly older than eleven.
“Tha was taken jus' after I got inter Hogwarts,” Hagrid croaked. “Dad was
dead chuffed ...thought I migh' not be a wizard, see, 'cos me mum ...well, anyway.
'Course, I never was great shakes at magic, really... but at least he never
saw me expelled. Died, see, in me second year...”
“Dumbledore was the one who stuck up for me after Dad went. Got me the gamekeeper
job... trusts people, he does. Gives 'em second chances ...tha's what sets him
apar' from other heads, see. He'll accept anyone at Hogwarts, s'long as they've
got the talent. Knows people can turn out okay even if their families weren'
...well... all tha' respectable. But some don understand that. There's some
who'd always hold it against yeh... there's some who'd even pretend they just
had big bones rather than stand up an' say—I am what I am, an' I'm not ashamed.
'Never be ashamed,' my ol' dad used ter say, 'there's some who'll hold it against
you, but they're not worth botherin' with. ' An' he was right. I've bin an idiot.
I'm not botherin' with her no more, I promise yeh that. Big bones... I'll give
her big bones.”
Harry, Ron, and Hermione looked at one another nervously; Harry would rather
have taken fifty Blast-Ended Skrewts for a walk than admit to Hagrid that he
had overheard him talking to Madame Maxime, but Hagrid was still talking, apparently
unaware that he had said anything odd.
“Yeh know wha, Harry?” he said, looking up from the photograph of his father,
his eyes very bright, “when I firs' met you, you reminded me o' me a bit. Mum
an' Dad gone, an' you was feelin' like yeh wouldn' fit in at Hogwarts, remember?
Not sure yeh were really up to it... an' now look at yeh, Harry! School champion!”
He looked at Harry for a moment and then said, very seriously, “Yeh know
what I'd love. Harry? I'd love yeh ter win, I really would. It'd show 'em all...
yeh don' have ter be pureblood ter do it. Yeh don have ter be ashamed of what
yeh are. It'd show 'em Dumbledore's the one who's got it righ', lettin' anyone
in as long as they can do magic. How you doin' with that egg, Harry?”
“Great,” said Harry. “Really great.”
Hagrid's miserable face broke into a wide, watery smile.
“Tha's my boy... you show 'em, Harry, you show 'em. Beat 'em all.”
Lying to Hagrid wasn't quite like lying to anyone else. Harry went back to
the castle later that afternoon with Ron and Hermione, unable to banish the
image of the happy expression on Hagrid's whiskery face as he had imagined Harry
winning the tournament. The incomprehensible egg weighed more heavily than ever
on Harrys conscience that evening, and by the time he had got into bed, he had
made up his mind—it was time to shelve his pride and see if Cedric's hint was
worth anything.
CHAPTER TWENTY-FIVE
THE EGG AND THE EYE
Harry had no idea how long a bath he would need to work out the secret of
the golden egg, he decided to do it at night, when he would be able to take
as much time as he wanted. Reluctant though he was to accept more favors from
Cedric, he also decided to use the prefects' bathroom; far fewer people were
allowed in there, so it was much less likely that he would be disturbed.
Harry planned his excursion carefully, because he had been caught out of
bed and out-of-bounds by Filch the caretaker in the middle of the night once
before, and had no desire to repeat the experience. The Invisibility Cloak would,
of course, be essential, and as an added precaution, Harry thought he would
take the Marauders Map, which, next to the cloak, was the most useful aid to
rule-breaking Harry owned. The map showed the whole of Hogwarts, including its
many shortcuts and secret passageways and, most important of all, it revealed
the people inside the castle as minuscule, labeled dots, moving around the corridors,
so that Harry would be forewarned if somebody was approaching the bathroom.
On Thursday night, Harry sneaked up to bed, put on the cloak, crept back
downstairs, and, just as he had done on the night when Hagrid had shown him
the dragons, waited for the portrait hole to open. This time it was Ron who
waited outside to give the Fat Lady the password (“banana fritters”), “Good
luck,” Ron muttered, climbing into the room as Harry crept out past him.
It was awkward moving under the cloak tonight, because Harry had the heavy
egg under one arm and the map held in front of his nose with the other. However,
the moonlit corridors were empty and silent, and by checking the map at strategic
intervals, Harry was able to ensure that he wouldn't run into anyone he wanted
to avoid. When he reached the statue of Boris the Bewildered, a lost-looking
wizard with his gloves on the wrong hands, he located the right door, leaned
close to it, and muttered the password, “Pine fresh,” just as Cedric had told
him.
The door creaked open. Harry slipped inside, bolted the door behind him,
and pulled off the Invisibility Cloak, looking around.
His immediate reaction was that it would be worth becoming a prefect just
to be able to use this bathroom. It was softly lit by a splendid candle-filled
chandelier, and everything was made of white marble, including what looked like
an empty, rectangular swimming pool sunk into the middle of the floor. About
a hundred golden taps stood all around the pools edges, each with a differently
colored Jewel set into its handle. There was also a diving board. Long white
linen curtains hung at the windows; a large pile of fluffy white towels sat
in a corner, and there was a single golden-framed painting on the wall. It featured
a blonde mermaid who
was fast asleep on a rock, her long hair over her face. It fluttered every
time she snored.
Harry moved forward, looking around, his footsteps echoing off the walls.
Magnificent though the bathroom was—and quite keen though he was to try out
a few of those taps—now he was here he couldn't quite suppress the feeling that
Cedric might have been having him on. How on earth was this supposed to help
solve the mystery of the egg? Nevertheless, he put one of the Huffy towels,
the cloak, the map, and the egg at the side of the swimming-pool-sized bath,
then knelt down and turned on a few of the taps.
He could tell at once that they carried different sorts of bubble bath mixed
with the water, though it wasn't bubble bath as Harry had ever experienced it.
One tap gushed pink and blue bubbles the size of footballs; another poured ice-white
foam so thick that Harry thought it would have supported his weight if he'd
cared to test it; a third sent heavily perfumed purple clouds hovering over
the surface of the water. Harry amused himself for awhile turning the taps on
and off, particularly enjoying the effect of one whose jet bounced off the surface
of the water in large arcs. Then, when the deep pool was full of hot water,
foam, and bubbles, which took a very short time considering its size, Harry
turned off all the taps, pulled off his pajamas, slippers, and dressing gown,
and slid into the water.
It was so deep that his feet barely touched the bottom, and he actually did
a couple of lengths before swimming back to the side and treading water, staring
at the egg. Highly enjoyable though it was to swim in hot and foamy water with
clouds of different-colored steam wafting all around him, no stroke of brilliance
came to him, no sudden burst of understanding.
Harry stretched out his arms, lifted the egg in his wet hands, and opened
it. The wailing, screeching sound filled the bathroom, echoing and reverberating
off the marble walls, but it sounded just as incomprehensible as ever, if not
more so with all the echoes. He snapped it shut again, worried that the sound
would attract Filch, wondering whether that hadn't been Cedric's plan—and then,
making him jump so badly that he dropped the egg, which clattered away across
the bathroom floor, someone spoke.
“I'd try putting it in the water, if I were you.”
Harry had swallowed a considerable amount of bubbles in shock. He stood up,
sputtering, and saw the ghost of a very glum-looking girl sitting cross-legged
on top of one of the taps. It was Moaning Myrtle, who was usually to be heard
sobbing in the S-bend of a toilet three floors below.
“Myrtle!” Harry said in outrage, “I'm—I'm not wearing anything!”
The foam was so dense that this hardly mattered, but he had a nasty feeling
that Myrtle had been spying on him from out of one of the taps ever since he
had arrived.
“I closed my eyes when you got in,” she said, blinking at him through her
thick spectacles. “You haven't been to see me for ages.”
“Yeah... well...” said Harry, bending his knees slightly, just to make absolutely
sure Myrtle couldn't see anything but his head, “I'm not supposed to come into
your bathroom, am I? It's a girls' one.”
“You didn't used to care,” said Myrtle miserably. “You used to be in there
all the time.”
This was true, though only because Harry, Ron, and Hermione had found Myrtle's
out-of-order toilets a convenient place to brew Polyjuice Potion in secret—a
forbidden potion that had turned him and Ron into living replicas of Crabbe
and Goyle for an hour, so that they could sneak into the Slytherin common room.
“I got told off for going in there.” said Harry, which was half-true; Percy
had once caught him coming out of Myrtles bathroom. “I thought I'd better not
come back after that.”
“Oh ...I see ...” said Myrtle, picking at a spot on her chin in a morose
sort of way. “Well... anyway... I'd try the egg in the water. That's what Cedric
Diggory did.”
“Have you been spying on him too?” said Harry indignantly. “What d'you do,
sneak up here in the evenings to watch the prefects take baths?”
“Sometimes,” said Myrtle, rather slyly, “but I've never come out to speak
to anyone before.”
“I'm honored,” said Harry darkly. “You keep your eyes shut!”
He made sure Myrtle had her glasses well covered before hoisting himself
out of the bath, wrapping the towel firmly around his waist, and going to retrieve
the egg. Once he was back in the water, Myrtle peered through her fingers and
said, “Go on, then... open it under the water!”
Harry lowered the egg beneath the foamy surface and opened it... and this
time, it did not wail. A gurgling song was coming out of it, a song whose words
he couldnt distinguish through the water.
“You need to put your head under too,” said Myrtle, who seemed to be thoroughly
enjoying bossing him around. “Go on!”
Harry took a great breath and slid under the surface—and now, sitting on
the marble bottom of the bubble-filled bath, he heard a chorus of eerie voices
singing to him from the open egg in his hands: