It was over. Harry thought dazedly, as Madam Pomfrey began herding the champions
and hostages back to the castle to get into dry clothes ...it was over, he had
got through ...he didn't have to worry about anything now until June the twenty-fourth...
Next time he was in Hogsmeade, Harry decided as he walked back up the stone
steps into the castle, he was going to buy Dobby a pair of socks for every day
of the year.
CHAPTER TWENTY-SEVEN
PADFOOT RETURNS
One of the best things about the aftermath of the second task was that everybody
was very keen to hear details of what had happened down in the lake, which meant
that Ron was getting to share Harry's limelight for once. Harry noticed that
Ron's version of events changed subtly with every retelling. At first, he gave
what seemed to be the truth; it tallied with Hermione's story, anyway—Dumbledore
had put all the hostages into a bewitched sleep in Professor McGonagall's office,
first assuring them that they would be quite safe, and would awake when they
were back above the water. One week later, however, Ron was telling a thrilling
tale of kidnap in which he struggled single-handedly against fifty heavily armed
merpeople who had to beat him into submission before tying him up.
“But I had my wand hidden up my sleeve,” he assured Padma Patil, who seemed
to be a lot keener on Ron now that he was getting so much attention and was
making a point of talking to him every time they passed in the corridors. “I
could've taken those mer-idiots any time I wanted.”
“What were you going to do, snore at them?” said Hermione waspishly. People
had been teasing her so much about being the thing that Viktor Krum would most
miss that she was in a rather tetchy mood.
Ron's ears went red, and thereafter, he reverted to the bewitched sleep version
of events.
As they entered March the weather became drier, but cruel winds skinned their
hands and faces every time they went out onto the grounds. There were delays
in the post because the owls kept being blown off course. The brown owl that
Harry had sent to Sirius with the dates of the Hogsmeade weekend turned up at
breakfast on Friday morning with half its feathers sticking up the wrong way;
Harry had no sooner torn off Sirius's reply than it took flight, clearly afraid
it was going to be sent outside again.
Sirius's letter was almost as short as the previous one.
Be at stile at end of road out of Hogsmeade (past Dervish and
Banges) at two o'clock on Saturday afternoon. Bring as much
food as you can.
“He hasn't come back to Hogsmeade?” said Ron incredulously.
“It looks like it, doesn't it?” said Hermione.
“I can't believe him,” said Harry tensely, “if he's caught...”
“Made it so far, though, hasn't he?” said Ron. “And it's not like the place
is swarming with dementors anymore.”
Harry folded up the letter, thinking. If he was honest with himself, he really
wanted to see Sirius again. He therefore approached the final lesson of the
afternoon—double Potions—feeling considerably more cheerful than he usually
did when descending the steps to the dungeons.
Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle were standing in a huddle outside the classroom
door with Pansy Parkinson's gang of Slytherin girls. All of them were looking
at something Harry couldn't see and sniggering heartily. Pansys pug-like face
peered excitedly around Goyle's broad back as Harry, Ron, and Hermione approached.
“There they are, there they are!” she giggled, and the knot of Slytherins
broke apart. Harry saw that Pansy had a magazine in her hands—Witch Weekly.
The moving picture on the front showed a curly-haired witch who was smiling
toothily and pointing at a large sponge cake with her wand.
“You might find something to interest you in there, Granger!” Pansy said
loudly, and she threw the magazine at Hermione, who caught it, looking startled.
At that moment, the dungeon door opened, and Snape beckoned them all inside.
Hermione, Harry, and Ron headed for a table at the back of the dungeon as
usual. Once Snape had turned his back on them to write up the ingredients of
todays potion on the blackboard, Hermione hastily rifled through the magazine
under the desk. At last, in the center pages, Hermione found what they were
looking for. Harry and Ron leaned in closer. A color photograph of Harry headed
a short piece entitled:
Harry Potter's Secret Heartache
A boy like no other, perhaps—yet a boy suffering all the usual pangs of adolescence,
writes Rita Skeeter. Deprived of love since the tragic demise
of his parents, fourteen-year-old Harry Potter thought he had found solace
in his steady girlfriend at Hogwarts, Muggle-born Hermione Granger. Little did
he know that he would shortly be suffering yet another emotional blow in a life
already littered with personal loss.
Miss Granger, a plain but ambitious girl, seems to have a taste for famous
wizards that Harry alone cannot satisfy. Since the arrival at Hogwarts of Viktor
Krum, Bulgarian Seeker and hero of the last World Quidditch Cup, Miss Granger
has been toying with both boys' affections. Krum, who is openly smitten with
the devious Miss Granger, has already invited her to visit him in Bulgaria over
the summer holidays, and insists that he has “never felt this way about any
other girl.”
However, it might not be Miss Granger's doubtful natural charms that have
captured these unfortunate boys' interest.
“She's really ugly,” says Pansy Parkinson, a pretty and vivacious fourth-year
student, “but she'd be well up to making a Love Potion, she's quite brainy.
I think that's how she's doing it.”
Love Potions are, of course, banned at Hogwarts, and no doubt Albus Dumbledore
will want to investigate these claims. In the meantime, Harry Potters well-wishers
must hope that, next time, he bestows his heart on a worthier candidate.
“I told you!” Ron hissed at Hermione as she stared down at the article. “I
told you not to annoy Rita Skeeter! She's made you out to be some sort ofof
scarlet woman!”
Hermione stopped looking astonished and snorted with laughter. “Scarlet woman?”
she repeated, shaking with suppressed giggles as she looked around at Ron.
“It's what my mum calls them,” Ron muttered, his ears going red.
“If that's the best Rita can do, she's losing her touch,” said Hermione,
still giggling, as she threw Witch Weekly onto the empty chair beside her. “What
a pile of old rubbish.”
She looked over at the Slytherins, who were all watching her and Harry closely
across the room to see if they had been upset by the article. Hermione gave
them a sarcastic smile and a wave, and she, Harry, and Ron started unpacking
the ingredients they would need for their Wit-Sharpening Potion.
“There's something funny, though,” said Hermione ten minutes later, holding
her pestle suspended over a bowl of scarab beetles. “How could Rita Skeeter
have known...?”
“Known what?” said Ron quickly. “You haven't been mixing up Love Potions,
have you?”
“Don't be stupid,” Hermione snapped, starting to pound up her beetles again.
“No, it's just... how did she know Viktor asked me to visit him over the summer?”
Hermione blushed scarlet as she said this and determinedly avoided Ron's
eyes.
“What?” said Ron, dropping his pestle with a loud clunk.
“He asked me right after he'd pulled me out of the lake,”
Hermione muttered. “After he'd got rid of his shark's head. Madam Pomfrey
gave us both blankets and then he sort of pulled me away from the judges so
they wouldn't hear, and he said, if I wasn't doing anything over the summer,
would I like to—”
“And what did you say?” said Ron, who had picked up his pestle and was grinding
it on the desk, a good six inches from his bowl, because he was looking at Hermione.
“And he did say he'd never felt the same way about anyone else,” Hermione
went on, going so red now that Harry could almost feel the heat coming from
her, “but how could Rita Skeeter have heard him? She wasn't there ...or was
she? Maybe she has got an Invisibility Cloak; maybe she sneaked onto the grounds
to watch the second task...”
“And what did you say?” Ron repeated, pounding his pestle down so hard that
it dented the desk.
“Well, I was too busy seeing whether you and Harry were okay to-”
“Fascinating though your social life undoubtedly is. Miss Granger,” said
an icy voice right behind them, and all three of them jumped, “I must ask you
not to discuss it in my class. Ten points from Gryffindor.”
Snape had glided over to their desk while they were talking. The whole class
was now looking around at them; Malfoy took the opportunity to flash POTTER
STINKS across the dungeon at Harry.
“Ah... reading magazines under the table as well?” Snape added, snatching
up the copy of Witch Weekly. “A further ten points from Gryffindor ...oh but
of course ...” Snapes black eyes glittered as they fell on Rita Skeeter's article.
“Potter has to keep up with his press cuttings...”
The dungeon rang with the Slytherins' laughter, and an unpleasant smile curled
Snape's thin mouth. To Harry's fury, he began to read the article aloud.
“'Harry Potter's Secret Heartache... dear, dear. Potter, what's ailing you
now? 'A boy like no other, perhaps... '”
Harry could feel his face burning. Snape was pausing at the end of every
sentence to allow the Slytherins a hearty laugh. The article sounded ten times
worse when read by Snape. Even Hermione was blushing scarlet now.
“'... Harry Potter's well-wishers must hope that, next time, he bestows his
heart upon a worthier candidate. ' How very touching,” sneered Snape, rolling
up the magazine to continued gales of laughter from the Slytherins. “Well, I
think I had better separate the three of you, so you can keep your minds on
your potions rather than on your tangled love lives. Weasley, you stay here.
Miss Granger, over there, beside Miss Parkinson. Potter—that table in front
of my desk. Move. Now.”
Furious, Harry threw his ingredients and his bag into his cauldron and dragged
it up to the front of the dungeon to the empty table. Snape followed, sat down
at his desk and watched Harry unload his cauldron. Determined not to look at
Snape, Harry resumed the mashing of his scarab beetles, imagining each one to
have Snape's face.
“All this press attention seems to have inflated your already over-large
head. Potter,” said Snape quietly, once the rest of the class had settled down
again.
Harry didn't answer. He knew Snape was trying to provoke him; he had done
this before. No doubt he was hoping for an excuse to take a round fifty points
from Gryffindor before the end of the class.
“You might be laboring under the delusion that the entire wizarding world
is impressed with you,” Snape went on, so quietly that no one else could hear
him (Harry continued to pound his scarab beetles, even though he had already
reduced them to a very fine powder), “but I don't care how many times your picture
appears in the papers. To me. Potter, you are nothing but a nasty little boy
who considers rules to be beneath him.”
Harry tipped the powdered beetles into his cauldron and started cutting up
his ginger roots. His hands were shaking slightly out of anger, but he kept
his eyes down, as though he couldn't hear what Snape was saying to him.
“So I give you fair warning, Potter,” Snape continued in a sorter and more
dangerous voice, “pint-sized celebrity or not—if I catch you breaking into my
office one more time—”
“I haven't been anywhere near your office!” said Harry angrily, forgetting
his feigned deafness.
“Don't lie to me,” Snape hissed, his fathomless black eyes boring into Harrys.
“Boomslang skin. Gillyweed. Both come from my private stores, and I know who
stole them.”
Harry stared back at Snape, determined not to blink or to look guilty. In
truth, he hadn't stolen either of these things from Snape. Hermione had taken
the boomslang skin back in their second year—they had needed it for the Polyjuice
Potion—and while Snape had suspected Harry at the time, he had never been able
to prove it. Dobby, of course, had stolen the gillyweed.
“I don't know what you're talking about,” Harry lied coldly.
“You were out of bed on the night my office was broken into!” Snape hissed.
“I know it. Potter! Now, Mad-Eye Moody might have joined your fan club, but
I will not tolerate your behavior! One more nighttime stroll into my office,
Potter, and you will pay!”
“Right,” said Harry coolly, turning back to his ginger roots. “I'll bear
that in mind if I ever get the urge to go in there.”
Snape's eyes flashed. He plunged a hand into the inside of his black robes.
For one wild moment. Harry thought Snape was about to pull out his wand and
curse him—then he saw that Snape had drawn out a small crystal bottle of a completely
clear potion. Harry stared at it.
“Do you know what this is. Potter?” Snape said, his eyes glittering dangerously
again.
“No,” said Harry, with complete honesty this time.
“It is Veritaserum—a Truth Potion so powerful that three drops would have
you spilling your innermost secrets for this entire class to hear,” said Snape
viciously. “Now, the use of this potion is controlled by very strict Ministry
guidelines. But unless you watch your step, you might just find that my hand
slips”—he shook the crystal bottle slightly—”right over your evening pumpkin
juice. And then. Potter... then we'll find out whether you've been in my office
or not.”
Harry said nothing. He turned back to his ginger roots once more, picked
up his knife, and started slicing them again. He didn't like the sound of that
Truth Potion at all, nor would he put it past Snape to slip him some. He repressed
a shudder at the thought of what might come spilling out of his mouth if Snape
did it... quite apart from landing a whole lot of people in trouble—Hermione
and Dobby for a start—there were all the other things he was concealing... like
the fact that he was in contact with Sirius... and—his insides squirmed at the
thought—how he felt about Cho... He tipped his ginger roots into the cauldron
too, and wondered whether he ought to take a leaf out of Moody s book and start
drinking only from a private hip flask.