“We should get some stuff to send up to Snuffles,” Harry muttered.
“Good idea,” said Ron. “Give Pig something to do. You couldn't give us a
bit of extra food, could you?” he said to the surrounding elves, and they bowed
delightedly and hurried off to get some more.
“Dobby, where's Winky?” said Hermione, who was looking around.
“Winky is over there by the fire, miss,” said Dobby quietly, his ears drooping
slightly.
“Oh dear,” said Hermione as she spotted Winky.
Harry looked over at the fireplace too. Winky was sitting on the same stool
as last time, but she had allowed herself to become so filthy that she was not
immediately distinguishable from the smoke-blackened brick behind her. Her clothes
were ragged and unwashed. She was clutching a bottle of butterbeer and swaying
slightly on her stool, staring into the fire. As they watched her, she gave
an enormous hiccup.
“Winky is getting through six bottles a day now,” Dobby whispered to Harry.
“Well, it's not strong, that stuff,” Harry said.
But Dobby shook his head. “'Tis strong for a house-elf, sir,” he said.
Winky hiccuped again. The elves who had brought the eclairs gave her disapproving
looks as they returned to work.
“Winky is pining, Harry Potter,” Dobby whispered sadly. “Winky wants to go
home. Winky still thinks Mr. Crouch is her master, sir, and nothing Dobby says
will persuade her that Professor Dumbledore is her master now.”
“Hey, Winky,” said Harry, struck by a sudden inspiration, walking over to
her, and bending down, “you don't know what Mr. Crouch might be up to, do you?
Because he's stopped turning up to judge the Triwizard Tournament.”
Winky's eyes flickered. Her enormous pupils focused on Harry. She swayed
slightly again and then said, “M—Master is stopped—hic—coming?”
“Yeah,” said Harry, “we haven't seen him since the first task. The Daily
Prophet's saying he's ill.”
Winky swayed some more, staring blurrily at Harry.
“Masterhicill?”
Her bottom lip began to tremble.
“But we're not sure if that's true,” said Hermione quickly.
“Master is needing his—hie—Winky!” whimpered the elf. “Master cannot—hic—manage—hic—all
by himself...”
“Other people manage to do their own housework, you know, Winky,” Hermione
said severely.
“Winky—hic—is not only—hic—doing housework for Mr. Crouch!” Winky squeaked
indignantly, swaying worse than ever and slopping butterbeer down her already
heavily stained blouse. “Master is—hic—trusting Winky with—hic—the most important—hic—the
most secret...”
“What?” said Harry.
But Winky shook her head very hard, spilling more butterbeer down herself.
“Winky keeps—hic—her master's secrets,” she said mutinously, swaying very
heavily now, frowning up at Harry with her eyes crossed. “You is—hic—nosing,
you is.”
“Winky must not talk like that to Harry Potter!” said Dobby angrily. “Harry
Potter is brave and noble and Harry Potter is not nosy!”
“He is nosing—hic—into my master's—hic—private and secret—hic—Winky is a
good house-elfhic—Winky keeps her silence—hic—people trying to—hic—pry and poke—hic—”
Winky's eyelids drooped and suddenly, without warning, she slid off her stool
into the hearth, snoring loudly. The empty bottle of butterbeer rolled away
across the stone-flagged floor. Half a dozen house-elves came hurrying forward,
looking disgusted. One of them picked up the bottle; the others covered Winky
with a large checked tablecloth and tucked the ends in neatly, hiding her from
view.
“We is sorry you had to see that, sirs and miss!” squeaked a nearby elf,
shaking his head and looking very ashamed. “We is hoping you will not judge
us all by Winky, sirs and miss!”
“She's unhappy!” said Hermione, exasperated. “Why don't you try and cheer
her up instead of covering her up?”
“Begging your pardon, miss,” said the house-elf, bowing deeply again, “but
house-elves has no right to be unhappy when there is work to be done and masters
to be served.”
“Oh for heavens sake!” Hermione cried. “Listen to me, all of you! You've
got just as much right as wizards to be unhappy! You've got the right to wages
and holidays and proper clothes, you don't have to do everything you're told—look
at Dobby!”
“Miss will please keep Dobby out of this,” Dobby mumbled, looking scared.
The cheery smiles had vanished from the faces of the house-elves around the
kitchen. They were suddenly looking at Hermione as though she were mad and dangerous.
“We has your extra food!” squeaked an elf at Harry's elbow, and he shoved
a large ham, a dozen cakes, and some fruit into Harry's arms. “Good-bye!”
The house-elves crowded around Harry, Ron, and Hermione and began shunting
them out of the kitchen, many little hands pushing in the smalls of their backs.
“Thank you for the socks, Harry Potter!” Dobby called miserably from the
hearth, where he was standing next to the lumpy tablecloth that was Winky.
“You couldn't keep your mouth shut, could you, Hermione?” said Ron angrily
as the kitchen door slammed shut behind them. “They won't want us visiting them
now! We could've tried to get more stuff out of Winky about Crouch!”
“Oh as if you care about that!” scoffed Hermione. “You only like coming down
here for the food!”
It was an irritable sort of day after that. Harry got so tired of Ron and
Hermione sniping at each other over their homework in the common room that he
took Sirius's food up to the Owlery that evening on his own.
Pigwidgeon was much too small to carry an entire ham up to the mountain by
himself, so Harry enlisted the help of two school screech owls as well. When
they had set off into the dusk, looking extremely odd carrying the large package
between them. Harry leaned on the windowsill, looking out at the grounds, at
the dark, rustling treetops of the Forbidden Forest, and the rippling sails
of the Durmstrang ship. An eagle owl flew through the coil of smoke rising from
Hagrids chimney; it soared toward the castle, around the Owlery, and out of
sight. Looking down, Harry saw Hagrid digging energetically in front of his
cabin. Harry wondered what he was doing; it looked as though he were making
a new vegetable patch. As he watched, Madame Maxime emerged from the Beauxbatons
carriage and walked over to Hagrid. She appeared to be trying to engage him
in conversation. Hagrid leaned upon his spade, but did not seem keen to prolong
their talk, because Madame Maxime returned to the carriage shortly afterward.
Unwilling to go back to Gryffindor Tower and listen to Ron and Hermione snarling
at each other, Harry watched Hagrid digging until the darkness swallowed him
and the owls around Harry began to awake, swooshing past him into the night.
By breakfast the next day Ron's and Hermione's bad moods had burnt out, and
to Harrys relief, Ron's dark predictions that the house-elves would send substandard
food up to the Gryffindor table because Hermione had insulted them proved false;
the bacon, eggs, and kippers were quite as good as usual.
When the post owls arrived, Hermione looked up eagerly; she seemed to be
expecting something.
“Percy won't've had time to answer yet,” said Ron. “We only sent Hedwig yesterday.”
“No, it's not that,” said Hermione. “I've taken out a subscription to the
Daily Prophet. I'm getting sick of finding everything out from the Slytherins.”
“Good thinking!” said Harry, also looking up at the owls. “Hey, Hermione,
I think you're in luck—”
A gray owl was soaring down toward Hermione.
“It hasn't got a newspaper, though,” she said, looking disappointed. “It's—”
But to her bewilderment, the gray owl landed in front of her plate, closely
followed by four barn owls, a brown owl, and a tawny.
“How many subscriptions did you take out?” said Harry, seizing Hermione's
goblet before it was knocked over by the cluster of owls, all of whom were jostling
close to her, trying to deliver their own letter first.
“What on earth—?” Hermione said, taking the letter from the gray owl, opening
it, and starting to read. “Oh really!” she sputtered, going rather red.
“What's up?” said Ron.
“It,'s—oh how ridiculous—”
She thrust the letter at Harry, who saw that it was not handwritten, but
composed from pasted letters that seemed to have been cut out of the Daily Prophet.
YOU ARE A WICKED GIRL. HARRY POTTER DESERVES
BETTER. GO BACK WHERE YOU CAME FROM MUGGLE.
“They're all like it!” said Hermione desperately, opening one letter after
another. “'Harry Potter can do much better than the likes of you... ' 'You deserve
to be boiled in frog spawn... ' Ouch!”
She had opened the last envelope, and yellowish-green liquid smelling strongly
of petrol gushed over her hands, which began to erupt in large yellow boils.
“Undiluted bubotuber pus!” said Ron, picking up the envelope gingerly and
sniffing it.
“Ow!” said Hermione, tears starting in her eyes as she tried to rub the pus
off her hands with a napkin, but her fingers were now so thickly covered in
painful sores that it looked as though she were wearing a pair of thick, knobbly
gloves.
“You'd better get up to the hospital wing,” said Harry as the owls around
Hermione took flight. “We'll tell Professor Sprout where you've gone...”
“I warned her!” said Ron as Hermione hurried out of the Great Hall, cradling
her hands. “I warned her not to annoy Rita Skeeter! Look at this one ...” He
read out one of the letters Hermione had left behind: “I read In Witch Weekly
about how you are playing Harry Potter false and that boy has had enough hardship
and I will be sending you a curse by next post as soon as I can find a big enough
envelope. ' Blimey, she'd better watch out for herself.”
Hermione didn't turn up for Herbology. As Harry and Ron left the greenhouse
for their Care of Magical Creatures class, they saw Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle
descending the stone steps of the castle. Pansy Parkinson was whispering and
giggling behind them with her gang of Slytherin girls. Catching sight of Harry,
Pansy called, “Potter, have you split up with your girlfriend? Why was she so
upset at breakfast?”
Harry ignored her; he didn't want to give her the satisfaction of knowing
how much trouble the Witch Weekly article had caused.
Hagrid, who had told them last lesson that they had finished with unicorns,
was waiting for them outside his cabin with a fresh supply of open crates at
his feet. Harrys heart sank at the sight of the crates—surely not another skrewt
hatching?—but when he got near enough to see inside, he found himself looking
at a number of flurry black creatures with long snouts. Their front paws were
curiously flat, like spades, and they were blinking up at the class, looking
politely puzzled at all the attention.
“These're nifflers,” said Hagrid, when the class had gathered around. “Yeh
find 'em down mines mostly. They like sparkly stuff... There yeh go, look.”
One of the nifflers had suddenly leapt up and attempted to bite Pansy Parkinson's
watch off her wrist. She shrieked and jumped backward.
“Useful little treasure detectors,” said Hagrid happily. “Thought we'd have
some fun with 'em today. See over there?” He pointed at the large patch of freshly
turned earth Harry had watched him digging from the Owlery window. “I've buried
some gold coins. I've got a prize fer whoever picks the niffler that digs up
most. Jus' take off all yer valuables, an' choose a niffler, an get ready ter
set 'em loose.”
Harry took off his watch, which he was only wearing out of habit, as it didn't
work anymore, and stuffed it into his pocket. Then he picked up a niffler. It
put its long snout in Harry's ear and sniffed enthusiastically. It was really
quite cuddly.
“Hang on,” said Hagrid, looking down into the crate, “there's a spare niffler
here... who's missin? Where's Hermione?”
“She had to go to the hospital wing,” said Ron.
“We'll explain later,” Harry muttered; Pansy Parkinson was listening.
It was easily the most fun they had ever had in Care of Magical Creatures.
The nifflers dived in and out of the patch of earth as though it were water,
each scurrying back to the student who had released it and spitting gold into
their hands. Ron's was particularly efficient; it had soon filled his lap with
coins.
“Can you buy these as pets, Hagrid?” he asked excitedly as his niffler dived
back into the soil, splattering his robes.
“Yer mum wouldn' be happy, Ron,” said Hagrid, grinning. “They wreck houses,
nifflers. I reckon they've nearly got the lot, now,” he added, pacing around
the patch of earth while the nifflers continued to dive. “I on'y buried a hundred
coins. Oh there y'are, Hermione!”
Hermione was walking toward them across the lawn. Her hands were very heavily
bandaged and she looked miserable. Pansy Parkinson was watching her beadily.
“Well, let's check how yeh've done!” said Hagrid. “Count yer coins! An' there's
no point tryin' ter steal any, Goyle,” he added, his beetle-black eyes narrowed.
“It's leprechaun gold. Vanishes after a few hours.”
Goyle emptied his pockets, looking extremely sulky. It turned out that Ron's
niffler had been most successful, so Hagrid gave him an enormous slab of Honeydukes
chocolate for a prize. The bell rang across the grounds for lunch; the rest
of the class set off back to the castle, but Harry, Ron, and Hermione stayed
behind to help Hagrid put the nifflers back in their boxes. Harry noticed Madame
Maxime watching them out other carriage window.
“What yeh done ter your hands, Hermione?” said Hagrid, looking concerned.
Hermione told him about the hate mail she had received that morning, and
the envelope full of bubotuber pus.
“Aaah, don worry,” said Hagrid gendy, looking down at her. “I got some o'
those letters an all, after Rita Skeeter wrote abou me mum. 'Yeh're a monster
an yeh should be put down. ' 'Yer mother killed innocent people an if you had
any decency you d jump in a lake. '”