'I did it because of the Dementors!' he said loudly, before anyone could 
	interrupt him again.
	He had expected more muttering, but the silence that fell seemed to be somehow 
	denser than before.
	'Dementors?' said Madam Bones after a moment, her thick eyebrows rising until 
	her monocle looked in danger of falling out. 'What do you mean, boy?'
	'I mean there were two Dementors down that alleyway and they went for me 
	and my cousin!'
	'Ah,' said Fudge again, smirking unpleasantly as he looked around at the 
	Wizengamot, as though inviting them to share the joke. 'Yes. Yes, I thought 
	we'd be hearing something like this.'
	'Dementors in Little Whinging?' Madam Bones said, in a tone of great surprise. 
	'I don't understand -'
	'Don't you, Amelia?' said Fudge, still smirking. 'Let me explain. He's been 
	thinking it through and decided Dementors would make a very nice little cover 
	story, very nice indeed. Muggles can't see Dementors, can they, boy? Highly 
	convenient, highly convenient: so it's just your word and no witnesses:'
	'I'm not lying!' said Harry loudly, over another outbreak of muttering from 
	the court. There were two of them, coming from opposite ends of the alley, everything 
	went dark and cold and my cousin felt them and ran for it -'
	'Enough, enough!' said Fudge, with a very supercilious look on his face. 
	'I'm sorry to interrupt what I'm sure would have been a very well-rehearsed 
	story -'
	Dumbledore cleared his throat. The Wizengamot fell silent again.
	'We do, in fact, have a witness to the presence of Dementors in that alleyway,' 
	he said, 'other than Dudley Dursley, I mean.'
	Fudge's plump face seemed to slacken, as though somebody had let air out 
	of it. He stared down at Dumbledore for a moment or two, then, with the appearance 
	of a man pulling himself back together, said, 'We haven't got time to listen 
	to more tarradiddles, I'm afraid, Dumbledore. I want this dealt with quickly 
	-'
	'I may be wrong,' said Dumbledore pleasantly, 'but I am sure that under the 
	Wizengamot Charter of Rights, the accused has the right to present witnesses 
	for his or her case? Isn't that the policy of the Department of Magical Law 
	Enforcement, Madam Bones?' he continued, addressing the witch in the monocle.
	'True,' said Madam Bones. 'Perfectly true.'
	'Oh, very well, very well,' snapped Fudge. 'Where is this person?'
	'I brought her with me,' said Dumbledore. 'She's just outside the door. Should 
	I -?'
	'No - Weasley, you go,' Fudge barked at Percy, who got up at once, ran down 
	the stone steps from the judge's balcony and hurried past Dumbledore and Harry 
	without glancing at them.
	A moment later, Percy returned, followed by Mrs Figg. She looked scared and 
	more batty than ever. Harry wished she had thought to change out of her carpet 
	slippers.
	Dumbledore stood up and gave Mrs Figg his chair, conjuring a second one for 
	himself.
	'Full name?' said Fudge loudly, when Mrs Figg had perched herself nervously 
	on the very edge of her seal.
	'Arabella Doreen Figg,' said Mrs Figg in her quavery voice.
	'And who exactly are you?' said Fudge, in a bored and lofty voice.
	'I'm a resident of Little Whinging, close to where Harry Potter lives,' said 
	Mrs Figg.
	'We have no record of any witch or wizard living in Little Whinging, other 
	than Harry Potter,' said Madam Bones at once. That situation has always been 
	closely monitored, given: given past events.'
	'I'm a Squib,' said Mrs Figg. 'So you wouldn't have me registered, would 
	you?'
	'A Squib, eh?' said Fudge, eyeing her closely. 'We'll be checking that. You'll 
	leave details of your parentage with my assistant Weasley. Incidentally, can 
	Squibs see Dementors?' he added, looking left and right along the bench.
	'Yes, we can!' said Mrs Figg indignantly.
	Fudge looked back down at her, his eyebrows raised. 'Very well,' he said 
	aloofly. 'What is your story?'
	'I had gone out to buy cat food from the corner shop at the end of Wisteria 
	Walk, around about nine o'clock, on the evening of the second of August,' gabbled 
	Mrs Figg at once, as though she had learned what she was saying by heart, 'when 
	I heard a disturbance down the alleyway between Magnolia Crescent and Wisteria 
	Walk. On approaching the mouth of the alleyway I saw Dementors running -'
	'Running?' said Madam Bones sharply. 'Dementors don't run, they glide.'
	That's what I meant to say,' said Mrs Figg quickly, patches of pink appearing 
	in her withered cheeks. 'Gliding along the alley towards what looked like two 
	boys.'
	'What did they look like?' said Madam Bones, narrowing her eyes so that the 
	edge of the monocle disappeared into her flesh.
	'Well, one was very large and the other one rather skinny -'
	'No, no,' said Madam Bones impatiently. 'The Dementors: describe them.'
	'Oh,I said Mrs Figg, the pink flush creeping up her neck now. They were big. 
	Big and wearing cloaks.'
	Harry felt a horrible sinking in the pit of his stomach. Whatever Mrs Figg 
	might say, it sounded to him as though the most she had ever seen was a picture 
	of a Dementor, and a picture could never convey the truth of what these beings 
	were like: the eerie way they moved, hovering inches over the ground; or the 
	rotting smell of them; or that terrible rattling noise they made as they sucked 
	on the surrounding air:
	In the second row, a dumpy wizard with a large black moustache leaned close 
	to whisper in the ear of his neighbour, a frizzy-haired witch. She smirked and 
	nodded.
	'Big and wearing cloaks,' repeated Madam Bones coolly, while Fudge snorted 
	derisively. 'I see. Anything else?'
	'Yes,' said Mrs Figg. 'I felt them. Everything went cold, and this was a 
	very warm summer's night, mark you. And I felt: as though all happiness had 
	gone from the world: and I remembered: dreadful things:'
	Her voice shook and died.
	Madam Bones's eyes widened slightly. Harry could see red marks under her 
	eyebrow where the monocle had dug into it.
	'What did the Dementors do?' she asked, and Harry felt a rush of hope.
	They went for the boys,' said Mrs Figg, her voice stronger and more confident 
	now, the pink flush ebbing away from her face. 'One of them had fallen. The 
	other was backing away, trying to repel the Dementor. That was Harry. He tried 
	twice and produced only silver vapour. On the third attempt, he produced a Patronus, 
	which charged down the first Dementor and then, with his encouragement, chased 
	the second one away from his cousin. And that that is what happened,' Mrs Figg 
	finished, somewhat lamely.
	Madam Bones looked down at Mrs Figg in silence. Fudge was not looking at 
	her at all, but fidgeting with his papers. Finally, he raised his eyes and said, 
	rather aggressively, That's what you saw, is it?'
	That is what happened,' Mrs Figg repeated.
	'Very well,' said Fudge. 'You may go.'
	Mrs Figg cast a frightened look from Fudge to Dumbledore, then got up and 
	shuffled otf towards the door. Harry heard it thud shut behind her.
	'Not a very convincing witness,' said Fudge loftily.
	'Oh, I don't know,' said Madam Bones, in her booming voice. 'She certainly 
	described the effects of a Dementor attack very accurately. And I can't imagine 
	why she would say they were there if they weren't.'
	'But Dementors wandering into a Muggle suburb and just happening to come 
	across a wizard?' snorted Fudge. The odds on that must be very, very long. Even 
	Bagman wouldn't have bet -'
	'Oh, I don't think any of us believe the Dementors were there by coincidence,' 
	said Dumbledore lightly.
	The witch sitting to the right of Fudge, with her face in shadow, moved slightly 
	but everyone else was quite still and silent.
	And what is that supposed to mean?' Fudge asked icily.
	'It means that I think they were ordered there,' said Dumbledore.
	'I think we might have a record of it if someone had ordered a pair of Dementors 
	to go strolling through Little Whanging!' barked Fudge.
	'Not if the Dementors are taking orders from someone other than the Ministry 
	of Magic these days,' said Dumbledore calmly. 'I have already given you my views 
	on this matter, Cornelius.'
	'Yes, you have,' said Fudge forcefully, 'and I have no reason to believe 
	that your views are anything other than bilge, Dumbledore. The Dementors remain 
	in place in Azkaban and are doing everything we ask them to.'
	Then,' said Dumbledore, quietly but clearly, 'we must ask ourselves why somebody 
	within the Ministry ordered a pair of Dementors into that alleyway on the second 
	of August.'
	In the complete silence that greeted these words, the witch to the right 
	of Fudge leaned forwards so that Harry saw her for the first time.
	He thought she looked just like a large, pale toad. She was rather squat 
	with a broad, flabby face, as little neck as Uncle Vernon and a very wide, slack 
	mouth. Her eyes were large, round and slightly bulging. Even the little black 
	velvet bow perched on top of her short curly hair put him in mind of a large 
	fly she was about to catch on a long sticky tongue.
	The Chair recognises Dolores Jane Umbridge, Senior Undersecretary to the 
	Minister,' said Fudge.
	The witch spoke in a fluttery, girlish, high-pitched voice that took Harry 
	aback; he had been expecting a croak.
	'I'm sure I must have misunderstood you, Professor Dumbledore,' she said, 
	with a simper that left her big, round eyes as cold as ever. 'So silly of me. 
	But it sounded for a teensy moment as though you were suggesting that the Ministry 
	of Magic had ordered an attack on this boy!'
	She gave a silvery laugh that made the hairs on the back of Harry's neck 
	stand up. A few other members of the Wizengamot laughed with her. It could not 
	have been plainer that not one of them was really amused.
	'If it is true that the Dementors are taking orders only from the Ministry 
	of Magic, and it is also true that two Dementors attacked Harry and his cousin 
	a week ago, then it follows logically that somebody at the Ministry might have 
	ordered the attacks,' said Dumbledore politely. 'Of course, these particular 
	Dementors may have been outside Ministry control -'
	'There are no Dementors outside Ministry control!' snapped Fudge, who had 
	turned brick red.
	Dumbledore inclined his head in a little bow.
	Then undoubtedly the Ministry will be making a full inquiry into why two 
	Dementors were so very far from Azkaban and why they attacked without authorisation.'
	'It is not for you to decide what the Ministry of Magic does or does not 
	do, Dumbledore!' snapped Fudge, now a shade of magenta of which Uncle Vernon 
	would have been proud.
	'Of course it isn't,' said Dumbledore mildly. 'I was merely expressing my 
	confidence that this matter will not go uninvestigated.'
	He glanced at Madam Bones, who readjusted her monocle and stared back at 
	him, frowning slightly.
	'I would remind everybody that the behaviour of these Dementors, if indeed 
	they are not figments of this boy's imagination, is not the subject of this 
	hearing!' said Fudge. 'We are here to examine Harry Potter's offences under 
	the Decree for the Reasonable Restriction of Underage Sorcery!'
	'Of course we are,' said Dumbledore, 'but the presence of Dementors in that 
	alleyway is highly relevant. Clause Seven of the Decree states that magic may 
	be used before Muggles in exceptional circumstances, and as those exceptional 
	circumstances include situations which threaten the life of the wizard or witch 
	him- or herself, or any witches, wizards or Muggles present at the time of the 
	-'
	'We are familiar with Clause Seven, thank you very much!' snarled Fudge.
	'Of course you are,' said Dumbledore courteously. Then we are in agreement 
	that Harry's use of the Patronus Charm in these circumstances falls precisely 
	into the category of exceptional circumstances the clause describes?'
	'If there were Dementors, which I doubt.'
	'You have heard it from an eyewitness,' Dumbledore interrupted.
	'If you still doubt her truthfulness, call her back, question her again. 
	I am sure she would not object.'
	'I - that - not -' blustered Fudge, fiddling with the papers before him. 
	'It's - I want this over with today, Dumbledore!'
	'But naturally, you would not care how many times you heard from a witness, 
	if the alternative was a serious miscarriage of justice,' said Dumbledore.
	'Serious miscarriage, my hat!' said Fudge at the top of his voice. 'Have 
	you ever bothered to tot up the number of cock-and-bull stories this boy has 
	come out with, Dumbledore, while trying to cover up his flagrant misuse of magic 
	out of school? I suppose you've forgotten the Hover Charm he used three years 
	ago -'
	That wasn't me, it was a house-elf!' said Harry.
	'YOU SEE?' roared Fudge, gesturing flamboyantly in Harry's direction. 'A 
	house-elf! In a Muggle house! I ask you.'
	The house-elfin question is currently in the employ of Hogwarts School,' 
	said Dumbledore. 'I can summon him here in an instant to give evidence if you 
	wish."
	'I - not - I haven't got time to listen to house-elves! Anyway, that's not 
	the only - he blew up his aunt, for God's sake!' Fudge shouted, banging his 
	fist on the judge's bench and upsetting a bottle of ink.