And without further ado she slid Jinxes for the Jinxed from its shelf, sank
on to the nearest cushion and began to read.
There was a gentle knock on the door. Harry looked round. Ginny, Neville,
Lavender, Parvati and Dean had arrived.
'Whoa,' said Dean, staring around, impressed. 'What is this place?'
Harry began to explain, but before he had finished more people had arrived
and he had to start all over again. By the time eight o'clock arrived, every
cushion was occupied. Harry moved across to the door and turned the key protruding
from the lock; it clicked in a satisfyingly loud way and everybody fell silent,
looking at him. Hermione carefully marked her page of Jinxes for the Jinxed
and set the book aside.
'Well,' said Harry, slightly nervously. This is the place we've found for
practice sessions, and you've - er - obviously found it OK.'
'It's fantastic!' said Cho, and several people murmured their agreement.
'It's bizarre,' said Fred, frowning around at it. 'We once hid from Filch
in here, remember, George? But it was just a broom cupboard then.'
'Hey, Harry, what's this stuff?' asked Dean from the rear of the room, indicating
the Sneakoscopes and the Foe-Glass.
'Dark detectors,' said Harry, stepping between the cushions to reach them.
'Basically they all show when Dark wizards or enemies are around, but you don't
want to rely on them too much, they can be fooled:'
He gazed for a moment into the cracked Foe-Glass; shadowy figures were moving
around inside it, though none was recognisable. He turned his back on it.
'Well, I've been thinking about the sort of stuff we ought to do first and
- er -' He noticed a raised hand. 'What, Hermione?'
'I think we ought to elect a leader,' said Hermione.
'Harry's leader,' said Cho at once, looking at Hermione as though she were
mad.
Harry's stomach did yet another back-flip.
'Yes, but I think we ought to vote on it properly,' said Hermione, unperturbed.
'It makes it formal and it gives him authority. So -everyone who thinks Harry
ought to be our leader?'
Everybody put up their hand, even Zacharias Smith, though he did it very
half-heartedly.
'Er - right, thanks,' said Harry, who could feel his face burning. 'And -
what, Hermione?'
'I also think we ought to have a name,' she said brightly, her hand still
in the air. 'It would promote a feeling of team spirit and unity, don't you
think?'
'Can we be the Anti-Umbridge League?' said Angelina hopefully.
'Or the Ministry of Magic are Morons Group?' suggested Fred.
'I was thinking,' said Hermione, frowning at Fred, 'more of a name that didn't
tell everyone what we were up to, so we can refer to it safely outside meetings.'
The Defence Association?' said Cho. The DA for short, so nobody knows what
we're talking about?'
'Yeah, the DA's good,' said Ginny. 'Only let's make it stand for Dumbledores
Army, because that's the Ministry's worst fear, isn't it?'
There was a good deal of appreciative murmuring and laughter at this.
'All in favour of the DA?' said Hermione bossily, kneeling up on her cushion
to count. That's a majority - motion passed!'
She pinned the piece of parchment with all of their signatures on it on to
the wall and wrote across the top in large letters:
'Right,' said Harry, when she had sat down again, 'shall we get practising
then? I was thinking, the first thing we should do is Expelliarmus, you know,
the Disarming Charm. I know it's pretty basic but I've found it really useful
-'
'Oh, please,' said Zacharias Smith, rolling his eyes and folding his arms.
'I don't think Expelliarmus is exactly going to help us against You-Know-Who,
do you?'
'I've used it against him,' said Harry quietly. 'It saved my life in June.'
Smith opened his mouth stupidly. The rest of the room was very quiet.
'But if you think it's beneath you, you can leave,' Harry said.
Smith did not move. Nor did anybody else.
'OK,' said Harry, his mouth slightly drier than usual with all these eyes
upon him, 'I reckon we should all divide into pairs and practise.'
It felt very odd to be issuing instructions, but not nearly as odd as seeing
them followed. Everybody got to their feet at once and divided up. Predictably,
Neville was left partnerless.
'You can practise with me,' Harry told him. 'Right - on the count of three,
then - one, two, three -'
The room was suddenly full of shouts of Expelliarmus. Wands flew in all directions;
missed spells hit books on shelves and sent them flying into the air. Harry
was too quick for Neville, whose wand went spinning out of his hand, hit the
ceiling in a shower of sparks and landed with a clatter on top of a bookshelf,
from which Harry retrieved it with a Summoning Charm. Glancing around, he thought
he had been right to suggest they practise the basics first; there was a lot
of shoddy spellwork going on; many people were not succeeding in Disarming their
opponents at all, but merely causing them to jump backwards a few paces or wince
as their feeble spell whooshed over them.
'Expelliarmus!' said Neville, and Harry, caught unawares, felt his wand fly
out of his hand.
'I DID IT!' said Neville gleefully. 'I've never done it before - I DID IT!'
'Good one!' said Harry encouragingly, deciding not to point out that in a
real duel Neville's opponent was unlikely to be staring in the opposite direction
with his wand held loosely at his side. 'Listen, Neville, can you take it in
turns to practise with Ron and Hermione for a couple of minutes so I can walk
around and see how the rest are doing?'
Harry moved off into the middle of the room. Something very odd was happening
to Zacharias Smith. Every time he opened his mouth to disarm Anthony Goldstein,
his own wand would fly out of his hand, yet Anthony did not seem to be making
a sound. Harry did not have to look far to solve the mystery: Fred and George
were several feet from Smith and taking it in turns to point their wands at
his back.
'Sorry, Harry' said George hastily, when Harry caught his eye. 'Couldn't
resist.'
Harry walked around the other pairs, trying to correct those who were doing
the spell wrong. Ginny was teamed with Michael Corner; she was doing very well,
whereas Michael was either very bad or unwilling to jinx her. Ernie Macmillan
was flourishing his wand unnecessarily, giving his partner time to get in under
his guard; the Creevey brothers were enthusiastic but erratic and mainly responsible
for all the books leaping off the shelves around them; Luna Lovegood was similarly
patchy, occasionally sending Justin Finch-Fletchley's wand spinning out of his
hand, at other times merely causing his hair to stand on end.
'OK, stop!' Harry shouted. 'Stop! STOP!'
I need a whistle, he thought, and immediately spotted one lying on top of
the nearest row of books. He caught it up and blew hard. Everyone lowered their
wands.
That wasn't bad,' said Harry, 'but there's definite room for improvement.'
Zacharias Smith glared at him. 'Let's try again.'
He moved off around the room again, stopping here and there to make suggestions.
Slowly, the general performance improved.
He avoided going near Cho and her friend for a while, but after walking twice
around every other pair in the room felt he could not ignore them any longer.
'Oh no,' said Cho rather wildly as he approached. 'Expelliarmious! I mean,
Expellimellius! I - oh, sorry, Marietta!'
Her curly-haired friend's sleeve had caught fire; Marietta extinguished it
with her own wand and glared at Harry as though it was his fault.
'You made me nervous, I was doing all right before then!' Cho told Harry
ruefully.
That was quite good,' Harry lied, but when she raised her eyebrows he said,
'Well, no, it was lousy, but I know you can do it properly, I was watching from
over there.'
She laughed. Her friend Marietta looked at them rather sourly and turned
away.
'Don't mind her,' Cho muttered. 'She doesn't really want to be here but I
made her come with me. Her parents have forbidden her to do anything that might
upset Umbridge. You see - her mum works for the Ministry.'
'What about your parents?' asked Harry.
'Well, they've forbidden me to get on the wrong side of Umbridge, too,' said
Cho, drawing herself up proudly. 'But if they think I'm not going to fight You-Know-Who
after what happened to Cedric -'
She broke off, looking rather confused, and an awkward silence fell between
them; Terry Boot's wand went whizzing past Harry's ear and hit Alicia Spinnet
hard on the nose.
'Well, my dad is very supportive of any anti-Ministry action!' said Luna
Lovegood proudly from just behind Harry; evidently she had been eavesdropping
on his conversation while Justin Finch-Fletchley attempted to disentangle himself
from the robes that had flown up over his head. 'He's always saying he'd believe
anything of Fudge; I mean, the number of goblins Fudge has had assassinated!
And of course he uses the Department of Mysteries to develop terrible poisons,
which he secretly feeds to anybody who disagrees with him. And then there's
his Umgubular Slashkilter -'
'Don't ask,' Harry muttered to Cho as she opened her mouth, looking puzzled.
She giggled.
'Hey, Harry,' Hermione called from the other end of the room, 'have you checked
the time?'
He looked down at his watch and was shocked to see it was already ten past
nine, which meant they needed to get back to their common rooms immediately
or risk being caught and punished by Filch for being out of bounds. He blew
his whistle; everybody stopped shouting 'Expelliarmus' and the last couple of
wands clattered to the floor.
'Well, that was pretty good,' said Harry, 'but we've overrun, we'd better
leave it here. Same time, same place next week?'
'Sooner!' said Dean Thomas eagerly and many people nodded in agreement.
Angelina, however, said quickly The Quidditch season's about to start, we
need team practices too!'
'Let's say next Wednesday night, then,' said Harry, 'we can decide on additional
meetings then. Come on, we'd better get going.'
He pulled out the Marauder's Map again and checked it carefully for signs
of teachers on the seventh floor. He let them all leave in threes and fours,
watching their tiny dots anxiously to see that they returned safely to their
dormitories: the Hufflepuffs to the basement corridor that also led to the kitchens;
the Ravenclaws to a tower on the west side of the castle, and the Gryffindors
along the corridor to the Fat Lady's portrait.
'That was really, really good, Harry' said Hermione, when finally it was
just her, Harry and Ron who were left.
'Yeah, it was!' said Ron enthusiastically, as they slipped out of the door
and watched it melt back into stone behind them. 'Did you see me disarm Hermione,
Harry?'
'Only once,' said Hermione, stung. 'I got you loads more than you got me
-'
'I did not only get you once, I got you at least three times -'
'Well, if you're counting the one where you tripped over your own feet and
knocked the wand out of my hand -'
They argued all the way back to the common room, but Harry was not listening
to them. He had one eye on the Marauder's Map, but he was also thinking of Cho
saying he made her nervous.
- CHAPTER NINETEEN -
The Lion and the Serpent
Harry felt as though he were carrying some kind of talisman inside his chest
over the following two weeks, a glowing secret that supported him through Umbridge's
classes and even made it possible for him to smile blandly as he looked into
her horrible bulging eyes. He and the DA were resisting her under her very nose,
doing the very thing she and the Ministry most feared, and whenever he was supposed
to be reading Wilbert Slinkhard's book during her lessons he dwelled instead
on satisfying memories of their most recent meetings, remembering how Neville
had successfully disarmed Hermione, how Colin Creevey had mastered the Impediment
Jinx after three meetings' hard effort, how Parvati Patil had produced such
a good Reductor Curse that she had reduced the table carrying all the Sneakoscopes
to dust.
He was finding it almost impossible to fix a regular night of the week for
the DA meetings, as they had to accommodate three separate team's Quidditch
practices, which were often rearranged due to bad weather conditions; but Harry
was not sorry about this; he had a feeling that it was probably better to keep
the timing of their meetings unpredictable. If anyone was watching them, it
would be hard to make out a pattern.
Hermione soon devised a very clever method of communicating the time and
date of the next meeting to all the members in case they needed to change it
at short notice, because it would look suspicious if people from different Houses
were seen crossing the Great Hall to talk to each other too often. She gave
each of the members of the DA a fake Galleon (Ron became very excited when he
first saw the basket and was convinced she was actually giving out gold).
'You see the numerals around the edge of the coins?' Hermione said, holding
one up for examination at the end of their fourth meeting. The coin gleamed
fat and yellow in the light from the torches. 'On real Galleons that's just
a serial number referring to the goblin who cast the coin. On these fake coins,
though, the numbers will change to reflect the time and date of the next meeting.
The coins will grow hot when the date changes, so if you're carrying them in
a pocket you'll be able to feel them. We take one each, and when Harry sets
the date of the next meeting he'll change the numbers on his coin, and because
I've put a Protean Charm on them, they'll all change to mimic his.'