'You want me to report what he says about He Who Must Not Be Named?' Rita
asked Hermione in a hushed voice.
'Yes, I do,' said Hermione. The true story. All the facts. Exactly as Harry
reports them. He'll give you all the details, he'll tell you the names of the
undiscovered Death Eaters he saw there, he'll tell you what Voldemort looks
like now - oh, get a grip on yourself,' she added contemptuously, throwing a
napkin across the table, for, at the sound of Voldemort's name, Rita had jumped
so badly she had slopped half her glass of Firewhisky down herself.
Rita blotted the front of her grubby raincoat, still staring at Hermione.
Then she said baldly, The Prophet wouldn't print it. In case you haven't noticed,
nobody believes his cock-and-bull story. Everyone thinks he's delusional. Now,
if you let me write the story from that angle -'
'We don't need another story about how Harry's lost his marbles!' said Hermione
angrily. We've had plenty of those already, thank you! I want him given the
opportunity to tell the truth!'
There's no market for a story like that,' said Rita coldly.
'You mean the Prophet won't print it because Fudge won't let them,' said
Hermione irritably.
Rita gave Hermione a long, hard look. Then, leaning forwards across the table
towards her, she said in a businesslike tone, 'All right, Fudge is leaning on
the Prophet, but it comes to the same thing. They won't print a story that shows
Harry in a good light. Nobody wants to read it. It's against the public mood.
This last Azkaban breakout has got people quite worried enough. People just
don't want to believe You-Know-Who's back.'
'So the Daily Prophet exists to tell people what they want to hear, does
it?' said Hermione scathingly.
Rita sat up straight again, her eyebrows raised, and drained her glass of
Firewhisky.
The Prophet exists to sell itself, you silly girl,' she said coldly.
'My dad thinks it's an awful paper,' said Luna, chipping into the conversation
unexpectedly. Sucking on her cocktail onion, she gazed at Rita with her enormous,
protuberant, slightly mad eyes. 'He publishes important stories he thinks the
public needs to know. He doesn't care about making money.'
Rita looked disparagingly at Luna.
'I'm guessing your father runs some stupid little village newsletter?' she
said. 'Probably, Twenty-Five Ways to Mingle With Muggles and the dates of the
next Bring and Fly Sale?'
'No,' said Luna, dipping her onion back into her Gillywater, 'he's the editor
of The Quibbler.'
Rita snorted so loudly that people at a nearby table looked round in alarm.
'"Important stories he thinks the public needs to know", eh?' she said witheringly.
'I could manure my garden with the contents of that rag.'
'Well, this is your chance to raise the tone of it a bit, isn't it?' said
Hermione pleasantly. 'Luna says her father's quite happy to take Harry's interview.
That's who'll be publishing it.'
Rita stared at them both for a moment, then let out a great whoop of laughter.
'The Quibbler!' she said, cackling. 'You think people will take him seriously
if he's published in The Quibbler?'
'Some people won't,' said Hermione in a level voice. 'But the Daily Prophet's
version of the Azkaban breakout had some gaping holes in it. I think a lot of
people will be wondering whether there isn't a better explanation of what happened,
and if there's an alternative story available, even if it is published in a
-' she glanced sideways at Luna, 'in a - well, an unusual magazine - I think
they might be rather keen to read it.'
Rita didn't say anything for a while, but eyed Hermione shrewdly, her head
a little to one side.
'All right, let's say for a moment I'll do it,' she said abruptly. 'What
kind of fee am I going to get?'
'I don't think Daddy exactly pays people to write for the magazine,' said
Luna dreamily. They do it because it's an honour and, of course, to see their
names in print.'
Rita Skeeter looked as though the taste of Stinksap was strong in her mouth
again as she rounded on Hermione.
'I'm supposed to do this for free?'
'Well, yes,' said Hermione calmly, taking a sip of her drink. 'Otherwise,
as you very well know, I will inform the authorities that you are an unregistered
Animagus. Of course, the Prophet might give you rather a lot for an insider's
account of life in Azkaban.'
Rita looked as though she would have liked nothing better than to seize the
paper umbrella sticking out of Hermione's drink and thrust it up her nose.
'I don't suppose I've got any choice, have I?' said Rita, her voice shaking
slightly. She opened her crocodile bag once more, withdrew a piece of parchment,
and raised her Quick-Quotes Quill.
'Daddy will be pleased,' said Luna brightly. A muscle twitched in Rita's
jaw.
'OK, Harry?' said Hermione, turning to him. 'Ready to tell the public the
truth?'
'I suppose,' said Harry, watching Rita balancing the Quick-Quotes Quill at
the ready on the parchment between them.
Tire away, then, Rita,' said Hermione serenely, fishing a cherry out from
the bottom of her glass.
- CHAPTER TWENTY-SIX -
Seen and Unforeseen
Luna said vaguely that she did not know how soon Rita's interview with Harry
would appear in The Quibbler, that her father was expecting a lovely long article
on recent sightings of Crumple-Horned Snorkacks,"- and of course, that'll be
a very important story, so Harry's might have to wait for the following issue,'
said Luna.
Harry had not found it an easy experience to talk about the night when Voldemort
had returned. Rita had pressed him for every little detail and he had given
her everything he could remember, knowing that this was his one big opportunity
to tell the world the truth. He wondered how people would react to the story.
He guessed that it would confirm a lot of people in the view that he was completely
insane, not least because his story would be appearing alongside utter rubbish
about Crumple-Horned Snorkacks. But the breakout of Bellatrix Lestrange and
her fellow Death Eaters had given Harry a burning desire to do something, whether
or not it worked:
'Can't wait to see what Umbridge thinks of you going public,' said Dean,
sounding awestruck at dinner on Monday night. Seamus was shovelling down large
amounts of chicken and ham pie on Dean's other side, but Harry knew he was listening.
'It's the right thing to do, Harry,' said Neville, who was sitting opposite
him. He was rather pale, but went on in a low voice, 'It must have been: tough:
talking about it: was it?'
'Yeah,' mumbled Harry, 'but people have got to know what Voldemort's capable
of, haven't they?'
'That's right,' said Neville, nodding, 'and his Death Eaters, too: people
should know:'
Neville left his sentence hanging and returned to his baked potato. Seamus
looked up, but when he caught Harry's eye he looked quickly back at his plate
again. After a while, Dean, Seamus and Neville departed for the common room,
leaving Harry and Hermione at the table waiting for Ron, who had not yet had
dinner because of Quidditch practice.
Cho Chang walked into the Hall with her friend Marietta. Harry's stomach
gave an unpleasant lurch, but she did not look over at the Gryffindor table,
and sat down with her back to him.
'Oh, I forgot to ask you,' said Hermione brightly, glancing over at the Ravenclaw
table, 'what happened on your date with Cho? How come you were back so early?'
'Er: well, it was:' said Harry, pulling a dish of rhubarb crumble towards
him and helping himself to seconds, 'a complete fiasco, now you mention it.'
And he told her what had happened in Madam Puddifoot's teashop.
': so then,' he finished several minutes later, as the final bit of crumble
disappeared, 'she jumps up, right, and says, "I'll see you around, Harry," and
runs out of the place!' He put down his spoon and looked at Hermione. 'I mean,
what was all that about? What was going on?'
Hermione glanced over at the back of Cho's head and sighed.
'Oh, Harry' she said sadly. 'Well, I'm sorry, but you were a bit tactless.'
'Me, tactless?' said Harry, outraged. 'One minute we were getting on fine,
next minute she was telling me that Roger Davies asked her out and how she used
to go and snog Cedric in that stupid teashop - how was I supposed to feel about
that?'
'Well, you see,' said Hermione, with the patient air of someone explaining
that one plus one equals two to an over-emotional toddler, 'you shouldn't have
told her that you wanted to meet me halfway through your date.'
'But, but,' spluttered Harry, 'but - you told me to meet you at twelve and
to bring her along, how was I supposed to do that without telling her?'
'You should have told her differently,' said Hermione, still with that maddeningly
patient air. 'You should have said it was really annoying, but I'd made you
promise to come along to the Three Broomsticks, and you really didn't want to
go, you'd much rather spend the whole day with her, but unfortunately you thought
you really ought to meet me and would she please, please come along with you
and hopefully you'd be able to get away more quickly. And it might have been
a good idea to mention how ugly you think I am, too,' Hermione added as an afterthought.
'But I don't think you're ugly,' said Harry, bemused.
Hermione laughed.
'Harry you're worse than Ron: well, no, you're not,' she sighed, as Ron himself
came stumping into the Hall splattered with mud and looking grumpy. 'Look -
you upset Cho when you said you were going to meet me, so she tried to make
you jealous. It was her way of trying to find out how much you liked her.'
'Is that what she was doing?' said Harry, as Ron dropped on to the bench
opposite them and pulled every dish within reach towards him. 'Well, wouldn't
it have been easier if she'd just asked me whether I liked her better than you?'
'Girls don't often ask questions like that,' said Hermione.
'Well, they should!' said Harry forcefully. Then I could've just told her
I fancy her, and she wouldn't have had to get herself all worked up again about
Cedric dying!'
'I'm not saying what she did was sensible,' said Hermione, as Ginny joined
them, just as muddy as Ron and looking equally disgruntled. 'I'm just trying
to make you see how she was feeling at the time.'
'You should write a book,' Ron told Hermione as he cut up his potatoes, 'translating
mad things girls do so boys can understand them.'
'Yeah,' said Harry fervently, looking over at the Ravenclaw table. Cho had
just got up, and, still not looking at him, she left the Great Hall. Feeling
rather depressed, he looked back at Ron and Ginny. 'So, how was Quidditch practice?'
'It was a nightmare,' said Ron in a surly voice.
'Oh come on,' said Hermione, looking at Ginny, 'I'm sure it wasn't that -'
'Yes, it was,' said Ginny. 'It was appalling. Angelina was nearly in tears
by the end of it.'
Ron and Ginny went off for baths after dinner; Harry and Hermione returned
to the busy Gryffindor common room and their usual pile of homework. Harry had
been struggling with a new star-chart for Astronomy for half an hour when Fred
and George turned up.
'Ron and Ginny not here?' asked Fred, looking around as he pulled up a chair,
and when Harry shook his head, he said, 'Good. We were watching their practice.
They're going to be slaughtered. They're complete rubbish without us.'
'Come on, Ginny's not bad,' said George fairly, sitting down next to Fred.
'Actually, I dunno how she got so good, seeing how we never let her play with
us.'
'She's been breaking into your broom shed in the garden since the age of
six and taking each of your brooms out in turn when you weren't looking,' said
Hermione from behind her tottering pile of Ancient Rune books.
'Oh,' said George, looking mildly impressed. 'Well - that'd explain it.'
'Has Ron saved a goal yet?' asked Hermione, peering over the top of Magical
Hieroglyphs and Logograms.
'Well, he can do it if he doesn't think anyone's watching him,' said Fred,
rolling his eyes. 'So all we have to do is ask the crowd to turn their backs
and talk among themselves every time the Quaffle goes up his end on Saturday.'
He got up again and moved restlessly to the window, staring out across the
dark grounds.
'You know, Quidditch was about the only thing in this place worth staying
for.'
Hermione cast him a stern look.
'You've got exams coming!'
Told you already, we're not fussed about NEWTs,' said Fred. The Snackboxes
are ready to roll, we found out how to get rid of those boils, just a couple
of drops of Murtlap essence sorts them, Lee put us on to it.'
George yawned widely and looked out disconsolately at the cloudy night sky.
'I dunno if I even want to watch this match. If Zacharias Smith beats us
I might have to kill myself.'
'Kill him, more like,' said Fred firmly.
That's the trouble with Quidditch,' said Hermione absent-mindedly, once again
bent over her Runes translation, 'it creates all this bad feeling and tension
between the houses.'