If it had not been for the DA lessons, Harry thought he would have been extremely
unhappy. He sometimes felt he was living for the hours he spent in the Room
of Requirement, working hard but thoroughly enjoying himself at the same time,
swelling with pride as he looked around at his fellow DA members and saw how
far they had come. Indeed, Harry sometimes wondered how Umbridge was going to
react when all the members of the DA received 'Outstanding' in their Defence
Against the Dark Arts OWLs.
They had finally started work on Patronuses, which everybody had been very
keen to practise, though, as Harry kept reminding them, producing a Patronus
in the middle of a brightly lit classroom when they were not under threat was
very different from producing it when confronted by something like a Dementor.
'Oh, don't be such a killjoy,' said Cho brightly, watching her silvery swan-shaped
Patronus soar around the Room of Requirement during their last lesson before
Easter. They're so pretty!'
They're not supposed to be pretty, they're supposed to protect you,' said
Harry patiently. 'What we really need is a Boggart or something; that's how
I learned, I had to conjure a Patronus while the Boggart was pretending to be
a Dementor -'
'But that would be really scary!' said Lavender, who was shooting puffs of
silver vapour out of the end of her wand. 'And I still -can't - do it!' she
added angrily.
Neville was having trouble, too. His face was screwed up in concentration,
but only feeble wisps of silver smoke issued from his wand tip.
'You've got to think of something happy,' Harry reminded him.
'I'm trying,' said Neville miserably, who was trying so hard his round face
was actually shining with sweat.
'Harry, I think I'm doing it!' yelled Seamus, who had been brought along
to his first ever DA meeting by Dean. 'Look - ah -it's gone: but it was definitely
something hairy, Harry!'
Hermione's Patronus, a shining silver otter, was gambolling around her.
They are sort of nice, aren't they?' she said, looking at it fondly.
The door of the Room of Requirement opened, and closed. Harry looked round
to see who had entered, but there did not seem to be anybody there. It was a
few moments before he realised that the people close to the door had fallen
silent. Next thing he knew, something was tugging at his robes somewhere near
the knee. He looked down and saw, to his very great astonishment, Dobby the
house-elf peering up at him from beneath his usual eight woolly hats.
'Hi, Dobby!' he said. 'What are you - What's wrong?'
The elf's eyes were wide with terror and he was shaking. The members of the
DA closest to Harry had fallen silent; everybody in the room was watching Dobby.
The few Patronuses people had managed to conjure faded away into silver mist,
leaving the room looking much darker than before.
'Harry Potter, sir:' squeaked the elf, trembling from head to foot, 'Harry
Potter, sir: Dobby has come to warn you: but the house-elves have been warned
not to tell:'
He ran head-first at the wall. Harry, who had some experience of Dobby's
habits of self-punishment, made to seize him, but Dobby merely bounced off the
stone, cushioned by his eight hats. Hermione and a few of the other girls let
out squeaks of fear and sympathy.
'What's happened, Dobby?' Harry asked, grabbing the elf's tiny arm and holding
him away from anything with which he might seek to hurt himself.
'Harry Potter: she: she:"
Dobby hit himself hard on the nose with his free fist. Harry seized that,
too.
'Who's "she", Dobby?'
But he thought he knew; surely only one 'she' could induce such fear in Dobby?
The elf looked up at him, slightly cross-eyed, and mouthed wordlessly.
'Umbridge?' asked Harry, horrified.
Dobby nodded, then tried to bang his head on Harry's knees. Harry held him
at arm's length.
'What about her? Dobby - she hasn't found out about this -about us - about
the DA?'
He read the answer in the elf's stricken face. His hands held fast by Harry,
the elf tried to kick himself and fell to the floor.
'Is she coming?' Harry asked quietly.
Dobby let out a howl, and began beating his bare feet hard on the floor.
'Yes, Harry Potter, yes!'
Harry straightened up and looked around at the motionless, terrified people
gazing at the thrashing elf.
'WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?' Harry bellowed. 'RUN!'
They all pelted towards the exit at once, forming a scrum at the door, then
people burst through. Harry could hear them sprinting along the corridors and
hoped they had the sense not to try and make it all the way to their dormitories.
It was only ten to nine; if they just took refuge in the library or the Owlery,
which were both nearer -
'Harry, come on!' shrieked Hermione from the centre of the knot of people
now fighting to get out.
He scooped up Dobby, who was still attempting to do himself serious injury,
and ran with the elf in his arms to join the back of the queue.
'Dobby - this is an order - get back down to the kitchen with the other elves
and, if she asks you whether you warned me, lie and say no!' said Harry. 'And
I forbid you to hurt yourself!' he added, dropping the elf as he made it over
the threshold at last and slammed the door behind him.
Thank you, Harry Potter!' squeaked Dobby, and he streaked off. Harry glanced
left and right, the others were all moving so fast he caught only glimpses of
flying heels at either end of the corridor before they vanished; he started
to run right; there was a boys' bathroom up ahead, he could pretend he'd been
in there all the time if he could just reach it -
'AAARGH!'
Something caught him around the ankles and he fell spectacularly, skidding
along on his front for six feet before coming to a halt. Someone behind him
was laughing. He rolled over on to his back and saw Malfoy concealed in a niche
beneath an ugly dragon-shaped vase.
Trip Jinx, Potter!' he said. 'Hey Professor - PROFESSOR! I've got one!'
Umbridge came bustling round the far corner, breathless but wearing a delighted
smile.
'It's him!' she said jubilantly at the sight of Harry on the floor. 'Excellent,
Draco, excellent, oh, very good - fifty points to Slytherin! I'll take him from
here: stand up, Potter!'
Harry got to his feet, glaring at the pair of them. He had never seen Umbridge
looking so happy. She seized his arm in a vice-like grip and turned, beaming
broadly, to Malfoy.
'You hop along and see if you can round up any more of them, Draco,' she
said. Tell the others to look in the library - anybody out of breath - check
the bathrooms, Miss Parkinson can do the girls' ones - off you go - and you,'
she added in her softest, most dangerous voice, as Malfoy walked away, 'you
can come with me to the Headmasters office, Potter.'
They were at the stone gargoyle within minutes. Harry wondered how many of
the others had been caught. He thought of Ron - Mrs Weasley would kill him -
and of how Hermione would feel if she was expelled before she could take her
OWLs. And it had been Seamus's very first meeting: and Neville had been getting
so good:
'Fizzing Whizzbee,' sang Umbridge; the stone gargoyle jumped aside, the wall
behind split open, and they ascended the moving stone staircase. They reached
the polished door with the griffin knocker, but Umbridge did not bother to knock,
she strode straight inside, still holding tight to Harry.
The office was full of people. Dumbledore was sitting behind his desk, his
expression serene, the tips of his long fingers together. Professor McGonagall
stood rigidly beside him, her face extremely tense. Cornelius Fudge, Minister
for Magic, was rocking backwards and forwards on his toes beside the fire, apparently
immensely pleased with the situation; Kmgsley Shacklebolt and a tough-looking
wizard with very short wiry hair whom Harry did not recognise, were positioned
either side of the door like guards, and the freckled, bespectacled form of
Percy Weasley hovered excitedly beside the wall, a quill and a heavy scroll
of parchment in his hands, apparently poised to take notes.
The portraits of old headmasters and headmistresses were not shamming sleep
tonight. All of them were alert and serious, watching what was happening below
them. As Harry entered, a few flitted into neighbouring frames and whispered
urgently into their neighbour's ear.
Harry pulled himself free of Umbridge's grasp as the door swung shut behind
them. Cornelius Fudge was glaring at him with a kind of vicious satisfaction
on his face.
'Well,' he said. 'Well, well, well:"
Harry replied with the dirtiest look he could muster. His heart drummed madly
inside him, but his brain was oddly cool and clear.
'He was heading back to Gryffindor Tower,' said Umbridge. There was an indecent
excitement in her voice, the same callous pleasure Harry had heard as she watched
Professor Trelawney dissolving with misery in the Entrance Hall. The Malfoy
boy cornered him.'
'Did he, did he?' said Fudge appreciatively. 'I must remember to tell Lucius.
Well, Potter: I expect you know why you are here?'
Harry fully intended to respond with a defiant 'yes': his mouth had opened
and the word was half-formed when he caught sight of Dumbledore's face. Dumbledore
was not looking directly at Harry - his eyes were fixed on a point just over
his shoulder - but as Harry stared at him, he shook his head a fraction of an
inch to each side.
Harry changed direction mid-word.
'Ye-no.'
'I beg your pardon?' said Fudge.
'No,' said Harry, firmly.
'You don't know why you are here?'
'No, I don't,' said Harry.
Fudge looked incredulously from Harry to Professor Umbridge. Harry took advantage
of his momentary inattention to steal another quick look at Dumbledore, who
gave the carpet the tiniest of nods and the shadow of a wink.
'So you have no idea,' said Fudge, in a voice positively sagging with sarcasm,
'why Professor Umbridge has brought you to this office? You are not aware that
you have broken any school rules?'
'School rules?' said Harry. 'No.'
'Or Ministry Decrees?' amended Fudge angrily.
'Not that I'm aware of,' said Harry blandly.
His heart was still hammering very fast. It was almost worth telling these
lies to watch Fudges blood pressure rising, but he could not see how on earth
he would get away with them; if somebody had tipped off Umbridge about the DA
then he, the leader, might as well be packing his trunk right now.
'So, it's news to you, is it,' said Fudge, his voice now thick with anger,
'that an illegal student organisation has been discovered within this school?'
'Yes, it is,' said Harry, hoisting an unconvincing look of innocent surprise
on to his face.
'I think, Minister,' said Umbridge silkily from beside him, 'we might make
better progress if I fetch our informant.'
'Yes, yes, do,' said Fudge, nodding, and he glanced maliciously at Dumbledore
as Umbridge left the room. There's nothing like a good witness, is there, Dumbledore?'
'Nothing at all, Cornelius,' said Dumbledore gravely, inclining his head.
There was a wait of several minutes, in which nobody looked at each other,
then Harry heard the door open behind him. Umbridge moved past him into the
room, gripping by the shoulder Cho's curly-haired friend, Marietta, who was
hiding her face in her hands.
'Don't be scared, dear, don't be frightened,' said Professor Umbridge softly,
patting her on the back, 'it's quite all right, now. You have done the right
thing. The Minister is very pleased with you. He'll be telling your mother what
a good girl you've been.
Marietta's mother, Minister,' she added, looking up at Fudge, 'is Madam Edgecombe
from the Department of Magical Transportation, Floo Network office - she's been
helping us police the Hogwarts fires, you know.'
'Jolly good, jolly good!' said Fudge heartily. 'Like mother, like daughter,
eh? Well, come on, now, dear, look up, don't be shy, let's hear what you've
got to - galloping gargoyles!'
As Marietta raised her head, Fudge leapt backwards in shock, nearly landing
himself in the fire. He cursed, and stamped on the hem of his cloak which had
started to smoke. Marietta gave a wail and pulled the neck of her robes right
up to her eyes, but not before everyone had seen that her face was horribly
disfigured by a series of close-set purple pustules that had spread across her
nose and cheeks to form the word 'SNEAK'.
'Never mind the spots now, dear,' said Umbridge impatiently, 'just take your
robes away from your mouth and tell the Minister -'
But Marietta gave another muffled wail and shook her head frantically.
'Oh, very well, you silly girl, I'll tell him,' snapped Umbridge. She hitched
her sickly smile back on to her face and said, 'Well, Minister, Miss Edgecombe
here came to my office shortly after dinner this evening and told me she had
something she wanted to tell me. She said that if I proceeded to a secret room
on the seventh floor, sometimes known as the Room of Requirement, I would find
out something to my advantage. I questioned her a little further and she admitted
that there was to be some kind of meeting there. Unfortunately, at that point
this hex,' she waved impatiently at Marietta's concealed face, 'came into operation
and upon catching sight of her face in my mirror the girl became too distressed
to tell me any more.'