'Well, now,' said Fudge, fixing Marietta with what he evidently imagined
was a kind and fatherly look, 'it is very brave of you, my dear, coming to tell
Professor Umbridge. You did exactly the right thing. Now, will you tell me what
happened at this meeting? What was its purpose? Who was there?'
But Marietta would not speak; she merely shook her head again, her eyes wide
and fearful.
'Haven't we got a counter-jinx for this?' Fudge asked Umbridge impatiently,
gesturing at Marietta's face. 'So she can speak freely?'
'I have not yet managed to find one,' Umbridge admitted grudgingly, and Harry
felt a surge of pride in Hermione's jinxing ability. 'But it doesn't matter
if she won't speak, I can take up the story from here.
'You will remember, Minister, that I sent you a report back in October that
Potter had met a number of fellow students in the Hog's Head in Hogsmeade -'
'And what is your evidence for that?' cut in Professor McGonagall.
'I have testimony from Willy Widdershins, Minerva, who happened to be in
the bar at the time. He was heavily bandaged, it is true, but his hearing was
quite unimpaired,' said Umbridge smugly. 'He heard every word Potter said and
hastened straight to the school to report to me -'
'Oh, so that's why he wasn't prosecuted for setting up all those regurgitating
toilets!' said Professor McGonagall, raising her eyebrows. 'What an interesting
insight into our justice system!'
'Blatant corruption!' roared the portrait of the corpulent, red-nosed wizard
on the wall behind Dumbledore's desk. The Ministry did not cut deals with petty
criminals in my day, no sir, they did not!'
Thank you, Fortescue, that will do,' said Dumbledore softly.
The purpose of Potter's meeting with these students,' continued Professor
Umbridge, 'was to persuade them to join an illegal society, whose aim was to
learn spells and curses the Ministry has decided are inappropriate for school-age
-'
'I think you'll find you're wrong there, Dolores,' said Dumbledore quietly,
peering at her over the half-moon spectacles perched halfway down his crooked
nose.
Harry stared at him. He could not see how Dumbledore was going to talk him
out of this one; if Willy Widdershins had indeed heard every word he had said
in the Hog's Head there was simply no escaping it.
'Oho!' said Fudge, bouncing up and down on the balls of his feet again. 'Yes,
do let's hear the latest cock-and-bull story designed to pull Potter out of
trouble! Go on, then, Dumbledore, go on -
Willy Widdershins was lying, was he? Or was it Potters identical twin in
the Hog's Head that day? Or is there the usual simple explanation involving
a reversal of time, a dead man coming back to life and a couple of invisible
Dementors?'
Percy Weasley let out a hearty laugh.
'Oh, very good, Minister, very good!'
Harry could have kicked him. Then he saw, to his astonishment, that Dumbledore
was smiling gently, too.
'Cornelius, I do not deny - and nor, I am sure, does Harry - -that he was
in the Hog's Head that day, nor that he was trying to recruit students to a
Defence Against the Dark Arts group. I am merely pointing out that Dolores is
quite wrong to suggest that such a group was, at that time, illegal. If you
remember, the Ministry Decree banning all student societies was not put into
effect until two days after Harry's Hogsmeade meeting, so he was not breaking
any rules at all in the Hog's Head.'
Percy looked as though he had been struck in the face by something very heavy.
Fudge remained motionless in mid-bounce, his mouth hanging open.
Umbridge recovered first.:
'That's all very fine, Headmaster,' she said, smiling sweetly, 'but we are
now nearly six months on from the introduction of Educational Decree Number
Twenty-four. If the first meeting was not illegal, all those that have happened
since most certainly are.'
'Well,' said Dumbledore, surveying her with polite interest over the top
of his interlocked fingers, 'they certainly would be, if they had continued
after the Decree came into effect. Do you have any evidence that any such meetings
continued?'
As Dumbledore spoke, Harry heard a rustle behind him and rather thought Kingsley
whispered something. He could have sworn, too, that he felt something brush
against his side, a gentle something like a draught or bird wings, but looking
down he saw nothing there.
'Evidence?' repeated Umbridge, with that horrible wide toad-like smile. 'Have
you not been listening, Dumbledore? Why do you think Miss Edgecombe is here?'
'Oh, can she tell us about six months' worth of meetings?' said
Dumbledore, raising his eyebrows. 'I was under the impression that she was
merely reporting a meeting tonight.'
'Miss Edgecombe,' said Umbridge at once, 'tell us how long these meetings
have been going on, dear. You can simply nod or shake your head, I'm sure that
won't make the spots worse. Have they been happening regularly over the last
six months?'
Harry felt a horrible plummeting in his stomach. This was it, they had hit
a dead end of solid evidence that not even Dumbledore would be able to shift
aside.
'Just nod or shake your head, dear,' Umbridge said coaxingly to Marietta,
'come on, now, that won't re-activate the jinx.'
Everyone in the room was gazing at the top of Marietta's face. Only her eyes
were visible between the pulled-up robes and her curly fringe. Perhaps it was
a trick of the firelight, but her eyes looked oddly blank. And then - to Harry's
utter amazement -Marietta shook her head.
Umbridge looked quickly at Fudge, then back at Marietta.
'I don't think you understood the question, did you, dear? I'm asking whether
you've been going to these meetings for the past six months? You have, haven't
you?'
Again, Marietta shook her head.
'What do you mean by shaking your head, dear?' said Umbridge in a testy voice.
'I would have thought her meaning was quite clear,' said Professor McGonagall
harshly, 'there have been no secret meetings for the past six months. Is that
correct, Miss Edgecombe?'
Marietta nodded.
'But there was a meeting tonight!' said Umbridge furiously. 'There was a
meeting, Miss Edgecombe, you told me about it, in the Room of Requirement! And
Potter was the leader, was he not, Potter organised it, Potter - why are you
shaking your head, girl?'
'Well, usually when a person shakes their head,' said McGonagall coldly,
'they mean "no". So unless Miss Edgecombe is using a form of sign-language as
yet unknown to humans -'
Professor Umbridge seized Marietta, pulled her round to face her and began
shaking her very hard. A split second later Dumbledore was on his feet, his
wand raised; Kingsley started forwards and
Umbridge leapt back from Marietta, waving her hands in the air as though
they had been burned.
'I cannot allow you to manhandle my students, Dolores,' said Dumbledore and,
for the first time, he looked angry.
'You want to calm yourself, Madam Umbridge,' said Kingsley, in his deep,
slow voice. 'You don't want to get yourself into trouble, now.'
'No,' said Umbridge breathlessly, glancing up at the towering figure of Kingsley.
'I mean, yes - you're right, Shacklebolt - I - I forgot myself.'
Marietta was standing exactly where Umbridge had released her. She seemed
neither perturbed by Umbridge's sudden attack, nor relieved by her release;
she was still clutching her robe up to her oddly blank eyes and staring straight
ahead of her.
A sudden suspicion, connected to Kingsley's whisper and the thing he had
felt shoot past him, sprang into Harry's mind.
'Dolores,' said Fudge, with the air of trying to settle something once and
for all, 'the meeting tonight - the one we know definitely happened -'
'Yes,' said Umbridge, pulling herself together, 'yes: well, Miss Edgecombe
tipped me off and I proceeded at once to the seventh floor, accompanied by certain
trustworthy students, so as to catch those in the meeting red-handed. It appears
that they were forewarned of my arrival, however, because when we reached the
seventh floor they were running in every direction. It does not matter, however.
I have all their names here, Miss Parkinson ran into the Room of Requirement
for me to see if they had left anything behind. We needed evidence and the room
provided.'
And to Harry's horror, she withdrew from her pocket the list of names that
had been pinned upon the Room of Requirement's wall and handed it to Fudge.
The moment I saw Potter's name on the list, I knew what we were dealing with,'
she said softly.
'Excellent,' said Fudge, a smile spreading across his face, 'excellent, Dolores.
And: by thunder:'
He looked up at Dumbledore, who was still standing beside Marietta, his wand
held loosely in his hand.
'See what they've named themselves?' said Fudge quietly. 'Dumbledore's Army.'
Dumbledore reached out and took the piece of parchment from Fudge. He gazed
at the heading scribbled by Hermione months before and for a moment seemed unable
to speak. Then he looked up, smiling.
'Well, the game is up,' he said simply. 'Would you like a written confession
from me, Cornelius - or will a statement before these witnesses suffice?'
Harry saw McGonagall and Kingsley look at each other. There was fear in both
faces. He did not understand what was going on, and nor, apparently, did Fudge.
'Statement?' said Fudge slowly. 'What - I don't -?'
'Dumbledore's Army, Cornelius,' said Dumbledore, still smiling as he waved
the list of names before Fudge's face. 'Not Potter's Army. Dumbledore's Army.'
'But - but -'
Understanding blazed suddenly in Fudges face. He took a horrified step backwards,
yelped, and jumped out of the fire again.
'You?' he whispered, stamping again on his smouldering cloak.
That's right,' said Dumbledore pleasantly.
'You organised this?'
'I did,' said Dumbledore.
'You recruited these students for - for your army?'
Tonight was supposed to be the first meeting,' said Dumbledore, nodding.
'Merely to see whether they would be interested in joining me. I see now that
it was a mistake to invite Miss Edgecombe, of course.'
Marietta nodded. Fudge looked from her to Dumbledore, his chest swelling.
Then you have been plotting against me!' he yelled.
That's right,' said Dumbledore cheerfully.
'NO!' shouted Harry.
Kingsley flashed a look of warning at him, McGonagall widened her eyes threateningly,
but it had suddenly dawned on Harry what Dumbledore was about to do, and he
could not let it happen.
'No - Professor Dumbledore -!'
'Be quiet, Harry, or I am afraid you will have to leave my office,' said
Dumbledore calmly.
'Yes, shut up, Potter!' barked Fudge, who was still ogling Dumbledore with
a kind of horrified delight. 'Well, well, well - I came here tonight expecting
to expel Potter and instead -'
'Instead you get to arrest me,' said Dumbledore, smiling. 'It's like losing
a Knut and finding a Galleon, isn't it?'
'Weasley!' cried Fudge, now positively quivering with delight, 'Weasley,
have you written it all down, everything he's said, his confession, have you
got it?'
'Yes, sir, I think so, sir!' said Percy eagerly, whose nose was splattered
with ink from the speed of his note-taking.
The bit about how he's been trying to build up an army against the Ministry,
how he's been working to destabilise me?'
'Yes, sir, I've got it, yes!' said Percy, scanning his notes joyfully.
'Very well, then,' said Fudge, now radiant with glee, 'duplicate your notes,
Weasley, and send a copy to the Daily Prophet at once. If we send a fast owl
we should make the morning edition!' Percy dashed from the room, slamming the
door behind him, and Fudge turned back to Dumbledore. 'You will now be escorted
back to the Ministry, where you will be formally charged, then sent to Azkaban
to await trial!'
'Ah,' said Dumbledore gently, 'yes. Yes, I thought we might hit that little
snag.'
'Snag?' said Fudge, his voice still vibrating with joy. 'I see no snag, Dumbledore!'
'Well,' said Dumbledore apologetically, 'I'm afraid I do.'
'Oh, really?'
'Well - it's just that you seem to be labouring under the delusion that I
am going to - what is the phrase? - come quietly. I am afraid I am not going
to come quietly at all, Cornelius. I have absolutely no intention of being sent
to Azkaban. I could break out, of course - but what a waste of time, and frankly,
I can think of a whole host of things I would rather be doing.'
Umbridge's face was growing steadily redder; she looked as though she was
being filled with boiling water. Fudge stared at Dumbledore with a very silly
expression on his face, as though he had just been stunned by a sudden blow
and could not quite believe it had happened. He made a small choking noise,
then looked round at Kingsley and the man with short grey hair, who alone of
everyone in the room had remained entirely silent so far. The latter gave Fudge
a reassuring nod and moved forwards a little, away from the wall. Harry saw
his hand drift, almost casually, towards his pocket.
'Don't be silly, Dawlish,' said Dumbledore kindly. 'I'm sure you are an excellent
Auror - I seem to remember that you achieved "Outstanding" in all your NEWTs
- but if you attempt to - er - bring me in by force, I will have to hurt you.'