'Well, you can't,' said Harry shortly.
'You're being rather rude, you know,' said Luna serenely.
Harry swore and turned away. The very last thing he wanted now was a conversation
with Luna Lovegood.
'Wait,' said Hermione suddenly. 'Wait: Harry, they can help.'
Harry and Ron looked at her.
'Listen,' she said urgently, 'Harry, we need to establish whether Sirius
really has left Headquarters.'
'I've told you, I saw -'
'Harry, I'm begging you, please!' said Hermione desperately. 'Please let's
just check that Sirius isn't at home before we go charging off to London. If
we find out he's not there, then I swear I won't try to stop you. I'll come,
I'll d - do whatever it takes to try and save him.'
'Sirius is being tortured NOW!' shouted Harry. 'We haven't got time to waste.'
'But if this is a trick of Voldemort's, Harry, we've got to check, we've
got to.'
'How?' Harry demanded. 'How're we going to check?'
'We'll have to use Umbridge's fire and see if we can contact him,' said Hermione,
who looked positively terrified at the thought. 'We'll draw Umbridge away again,
but we'll need lookouts, and that's where we can use Ginny and Luna.'
Though clearly struggling to understand what was going on, Ginny said immediately,
'Yeah, we'll do it,' and Luna said, 'When you say "Sirius", are you talking
about Stubby Boardman?'
Nobody answered her.
'OK,' Harry said aggressively to Hermione, 'OK, if you can think of a way
of doing this quickly, I'm with you, otherwise I'm going to the Department of
Mysteries right now.'
The Department of Mysteries?' said Luna, looking mildly surprised. 'But how
are you going to get there?'
Again, Harry ignored her.
'Right,' said Hermione, twisting her hands together and pacing up and down
between the desks. 'Right: well: one of us has to go and find Umbridge and -
and send her off in the wrong direction, keep her away from her office. They
could tell her - I don't know - that Peeves is up to something awful as usual
I'll do it,' said Ron at once. I'll tell her Peeves is smashing up the Transfiguration
department or something, it's miles away from her office. Come to think of it,
I could probably persuade Peeves to do it if I met him on the way.'
It was a mark of the seriousness of the situation that Hermione made no objection
to the smashing up of the Transfiguration department.
'OK,' she said, her brow furrowed as she continued to pace. 'Now, we need
to keep students right away from her office while we force entry, or some Slytherins
bound to go and tip her off.'
'Luna and I can stand at either end of the corridor,' said Ginny promptly,
'and warn people not to go down there because someone's let off a load of Garrotting
Gas.' Hermione looked surprised at the readiness with which Ginny had come up
with this lie; Ginny shrugged and said, 'Fred and George were planning to do
it before they left.'
'OK,' said Hermione. 'Well then, Harry, you and I will be under the Invisibility
Cloak and we'll sneak into the office and you can talk to Sirius -'
'He's not there, Hermione!'
'I mean, you can - can check whether Sirius is at home or not while I keep
watch, I don't think you should be in there alone, Lee's already proved the
windows a weak spot, sending those Nifflers through it.'
Even through his anger and impatience, Harry recognised Hermione's offer
to accompany him into Umbridge's office as a sign of solidarity and loyalty.
'I: OK, thanks,' he muttered.
'Right, well, even if we do all of that, I don't think we're going to be
able to bank on more than five minutes,' said Hermione, looking relieved that
Harry seemed to have accepted the plan, 'not with Filch and the wretched Inquisitorial
Squad floating around.'
'Five minutes'll be enough,' said Harry. 'C'mon, let's go -'
'Now?' said Hermione, looking shocked.
'Of course now!' said Harry angrily. 'What did you think, we're going to
wait until after dinner or something? Hermione, Sirius is being tortured right
now!'
'I - oh, all right,' she said desperately. 'You go and get the Invisibility
Cloak and we'll meet you at the end of Umbridge's corridor, OK?'
Harry didn't answer, but flung himself out of the room and began to fight
his way through the milling crowds outside. Two floors up he met Seamus and
Dean, who hailed him jovially and told him they were planning a dusk-till-dawn
end-of-exams celebration in the common room. Harry barely heard them. He scrambled
through the portrait hole while they were still arguing about how many black-market
Butterbeers they would need and was climbing back out of it, the Invisibility
Cloak and Sirius's knife secure in his bag, before they noticed he had left
them.
'Harry, d'you want to chip in a couple of Galleons? Harold Dingle reckons
he could sell us some Firewhisky -'
But Harry was already tearing away back along the corridor, and a couple
of minutes later was jumping the last few stairs to join Ron, Hermione, Ginny
and Luna, who were huddled together at the end of Umbridge's corridor.
'Got it,' he panted. 'Ready to go, then?':
'All right,' whispered Hermione as a gang of loud sixth-years passed them.
'So Ron - you go and head Umbridge off: Ginny, Luna, if you can start moving
people out of the corridor: Harry and I will get the Cloak on and wait until
the coast is clear:"
Ron strode away, his bright-red hair visible right to the end of the passage;
meanwhile Ginny's equally vivid head bobbed between the jostling students surrounding
them in the other direction, trailed by Luna's blonde one.
'Get over here,' muttered Hermione, tugging at Harry's wrist and pulling
him back into a recess where the ugly stone head of a medieval wizard stood
muttering to itself on a column. 'Are - are you sure you're OK, Harry? You're
still very pale.'
'I'm fine,' he said shortly, tugging the Invisibility Cloak from out of his
bag. In truth, his scar was aching, but not so badly that he thought Voldemort
had yet dealt Sirius a fatal blow; it had hurt much worse than this when Voldemort
had been punishing Avery:
'Here,' he said; he threw the Invisibility Cloak over both of them and they
stood listening carefully over the Latin mumblings of the bust in front of them.
'You can't come down here!' Ginny was calling to the crowd. 'No, sorry, you're
going to have to go round by the swivelling staircase, someone's let off Garrotting
Gas just along here -'
They could hear people complaining; one surly voice said, 'I can't see no
gas.'
That's because it's colourless,' said Ginny in a convincingly exasperated
voice, 'but if you want to walk through it, carry on, then we'll have your body
as proof for the next idiot who doesn't believe us.'
Slowly, the crowd thinned. The news about the Garrotting Gas seemed to have
spread; people were not coming this way any more. When at last the surrounding
area was quite clear, Hermione said quietly, 'I think that's as good as we're
going to get, Harry - come on, let's do it.'
They moved forwards, covered by the Cloak. Luna was standing with her back
to them at the far end of the corridor. As they passed Ginny, Hermione whispered,
'Good one: don't forget the signal.'
'What's the signal?' muttered Harry, as they approached Umbridge's door.
'A loud chorus of "Weasley is our King" if they see Umbridge coming,' replied
Hermione, as Harry inserted the blade of Sirius's knife in the crack between
door and wall. The lock clicked open and they entered the office.
The garish kittens were basking in the late-afternoon sunshine that was warming
their plates, but otherwise the office was as still and unoccupied as last time.
Hermione breathed a sigh of relief.
'I thought she might have added extra security after the second Niffler.'
They pulled off the Cloak; Hermione hurried over to the window and stood
out of sight, peering down into the grounds with her wand out. Harry dashed
over to the fireplace, seized the pot of Floo powder and threw a pinch into
the grate, causing emerald flames to burst into life there. He knelt down quickly,
thrust his head into the dancing fire and cried, 'Number twelve, Grimmauld Place!'
His head began to spin as though he had just got off a fair-ground ride though
his knees remained firmly planted on the cold office floor. He kept his eyes
screwed up against the whirling ash and when the spinning stopped he opened
them to find himself looking out at the long, cold kitchen of Grimmauld Place.
There was nobody there. He had expected this, yet was not prepared for the
molten wave of dread and panic that seemed to burst through his stomach at the
sight of the deserted room.
'Sirius?' he shouted. 'Sirius, are you there?'
His voice echoed around the room, but there was no answer except a tiny scuffing
sound to the right of the fire.
'Who's there?' he called, wondering whether it was just a mouse.
Kreacher the house-elf crept into view. He looked highly delighted about
something, though he seemed to have recently sustained a nasty injury to both
hands, which were heavily bandaged.
'It's the Potter boy's head in the fire,' Kreacher informed the empty kitchen,
stealing furtive, oddly triumphant glances at Harry. 'What has he come for,
Kreacher wonders?'
'Where's Sirius, Kreacher?' Harry demanded.
The house-elf gave a wheezy chuckle.
'Master has gone out, Harry Potter.'
'Where's he gone? Where's he gone, Kreacher?'
Kreacher merely cackled.
'I'm warning you!' said Harry, fully aware that his scope for inflicting
punishment upon Kreacher was almost non-existent in this position. 'What about
Lupin? Mad-Eye? Any of them, are any of them there?'
'Nobody here but Kreacher!' said the elf gleefully, and turning away from
Harry he began to walk slowly towards the door at the end of the kitchen. 'Kreacher
thinks he will have a little chat with his mistress now, yes, he hasn't had
a chance in a long time, Kreacher's master has been keeping him away from her
-'
'Where has Sirius gone?' Harry yelled after the elf. 'Kreacher, has he gone
to the Department of Mysteries?'
Kreacher stopped in his tracks. Harry could just make out the back of his
bald head through the forest of chair legs before him.
'Master does not tell poor Kreacher where he is going,' said the elf quietly.
'But you know!' shouted Harry. 'Don't you? You know where he is!'
There was a moment's silence, then the elf let out his loudest cackle yet.
'Master will not come back from the Department of Mysteries!' he said gleefully.
'Kreacher and his mistress are alone again!'
And he scurried forwards and disappeared through the door to the hall.
'You -!'
But before he could utter a single curse or insult, Harry felt a great pain
at the top of his head; he inhaled a lot of ash and, choking, found himself
being dragged backwards through the flames, until with a horrible abruptness
he was staring up into the wide, pallid face of Professor Umbridge who had dragged
him backwards out of the fire by the hair and was now bending his neck back
as far as it would go, as though she were going to slit his throat.
'You think,' she whispered, bending Harry's neck back even further, so that
he was looking up at the ceiling, 'that after two Nifflers I was going to let
one more foul, scavenging little creature enter my office without my knowledge?
I had Stealth Sensoring Spells placed all around my doorway after the last one
got in, you foolish boy. Take his wand,' she barked at someone he could not
see, and he felt a hand grope inside the chest pocket of his robes and remove
the wand. 'Hers, too.'
Harry heard a scuffle over by the door and knew that Hermione had also just
had her wand wrested from her.
'I want to know why you are in my office,' said Umbridge, shaking the fist
clutching his hair so that he staggered.
'I was - trying to get my Firebolt!' Harry croaked.
'Liar.' She shook his head again. 'Your Firebolt is under strict guard in
the dungeons, as you very well know, Potter. You had your head in my fire. With
whom have you been communicating?'
'No one -' said Harry, trying to pull away from her. He felt several hairs
part company with his scalp.
'Liar!' shouted Umbridge. She threw him from her and he slammed into the
desk. Now he could see Hermione pinioned against the wall by Millicent Bulstrode.
Malfoy was leaning on the windowsill, smirking as he threw Harry's wand into
the air one-handed and caught it again.
There was a commotion outside and several large Slytherins entered, each
gripping Ron, Ginny, Luna and - to Harry's bewilderment - Neville, who was trapped
in a stranglehold by Crabbe and looked in imminent danger of suffocation. All
four of them had been gagged.
'Got 'em all,' said Warrington, shoving Ron roughly forwards into the room.
That one,' he poked a thick finger at Neville, 'tried to stop me taking her,'
he pointed at Ginny, who was trying to kick the shins of the large Slytherin
girl holding her, 'so I brought him along too.'