"That may be," said Ricote; "but I know they did not touch my hoard,for I did
not tell them where it was, for fear of accidents; and so,if thou wilt come with
me, Sancho, and help me to take it away andconceal it, I will give thee two hundred
crowns wherewith thoumayest relieve thy necessities, and, as thou knowest, I know
theyare many."
"I would do it," said Sancho; "but I am not at all covetous, for Igave up an
office this morning in which, if I was, I might have madethe walls of my house of
gold and dined off silver plates before sixmonths were over; and so for this reason,
and because I feel I wouldbe guilty of treason to my king if I helped his enemies,
I would notgo with thee if instead of promising me two hundred crowns thou wertto
give me four hundred here in hand."
"And what office is this thou hast given up, Sancho?" asked Ricote.
"I have given up being governor of an island," said Sancho, "andsuch a one, faith,
as you won't find the like of easily."
"And where is this island?" said Ricote.
"Where?" said Sancho; "two leagues from here, and it is called theisland of Barataria."
"Nonsense! Sancho," said Ricote; "islands are away out in the sea;there are no
islands on the mainland."
"What? No islands!" said Sancho; "I tell thee, friend Ricote, I leftit this morning,
and yesterday I was governing there as I pleased likea sagittarius; but for all
that I gave it up, for it seemed to me adangerous office, a governor's."
"And what hast thou gained by the government?" asked Ricote.
"I have gained," said Sancho, "the knowledge that I am no good forgoverning,
unless it is a drove of cattle, and that the riches thatare to be got by these governments
are got at the cost of one's restand sleep, ay and even one's food; for in islands
the governors musteat little, especially if they have doctors to look after theirhealth."
"I don't understand thee, Sancho," said Ricote; "but it seems tome all nonsense
thou art talking. Who would give thee islands togovern? Is there any scarcity in
the world of cleverer men than thouart for governors? Hold thy peace, Sancho, and
come back to thysenses, and consider whether thou wilt come with me as I said tohelp
me to take away treasure I left buried (for indeed it may becalled a treasure, it
is so large), and I will give thee wherewithalto keep thee, as I told thee."
"And I have told thee already, Ricote, that I will not," saidSancho; "let it
content thee that by me thou shalt not be betrayed,and go thy way in God's name
and let me go mine; for I know thatwell-gotten gain may be lost, but ill-gotten
gain is lost, itselfand its owner likewise."
"I will not press thee, Sancho," said Ricote; "but tell me, wertthou in our village
when my wife and daughter and brother-in-lawleft it?"
"I was so," said Sancho; "and I can tell thee thy daughter left itlooking so
lovely that all the village turned out to see her, andeverybody said she was the
fairest creature in the world. She weptas she went, and embraced all her friends
and acquaintances andthose who came out to see her, and she begged them all to commendher
to God and Our Lady his mother, and this in such a touching waythat it made me weep
myself, though I'm not much given to tearscommonly; and, faith, many a one would
have liked to hide her, or goout and carry her off on the road; but the fear of
going against theking's command kept them back. The one who showed himself most
movedwas Don Pedro Gregorio, the rich young heir thou knowest of, andthey say he
was deep in love with her; and since she left he has notbeen seen in our village
again, and we all suspect he has gone afterher to steal her away, but so far nothing
has been heard of it."
"I always had a suspicion that gentleman had a passion for mydaughter," said
Ricote; "but as I felt sure of my Ricota's virtue itgave me no uneasiness to know
that he loved her; for thou must haveheard it said, Sancho, that the Morisco women
seldom or never engagein amours with the old Christians; and my daughter, who I
fancythought more of being a Christian than of lovemaking, would nottrouble herself
about the attentions of this heir."
"God grant it," said Sancho, "for it would be a bad business forboth of them;
but now let me be off, friend Ricote, for I want toreach where my master Don Quixote
is to-night."
"God be with thee, brother Sancho," said Ricote; "my comrades arebeginning to
stir, and it is time, too, for us to continue ourjourney;" and then they both embraced,
and Sancho mounted Dapple,and Ricote leant upon his staff, and so they parted.
CHAPTER LVOF WHAT BEFELL SANCHO ON THE ROAD, AND OTHER THINGS THAT CANNOT BE
SURPASSED
The length of time he delayed with Ricote prevented Sancho fromreaching the duke's
castle that day, though he was within half aleague of it when night, somewhat dark
and cloudy, overtook him. This,however, as it was summer time, did not give him
much uneasiness,and he turned aside out of the road intending to wait for morning;
buthis ill luck and hard fate so willed it that as he was searching aboutfor a place
to make himself as comfortable as possible, he andDapple fell into a deep dark hole
that lay among some very oldbuildings. As he fell he commended himself with all
his heart toGod, fancying he was not going to stop until he reached the depthsof
the bottomless pit; but it did not turn out so, for at littlemore than thrice a
man's height Dapple touched bottom, and he foundhimself sitting on him without having
received any hurt or damagewhatever. He felt himself all over and held his breath
to trywhether he was quite sound or had a hole made in him anywhere, andfinding
himself all right and whole and in perfect health he wasprofuse in his thanks to
God our Lord for the mercy that had beenshown him, for he made sure he had been
broken into a thousand pieces.He also felt along the sides of the pit with his hands
to see if itwere possible to get out of it without help, but he found they werequite
smooth and afforded no hold anywhere, at which he was greatlydistressed, especially
when he heard how pathetically and dolefullyDapple was bemoaning himself, and no
wonder he complained, nor wasit from ill-temper, for in truth he was not in a very
good case."Alas," said Sancho, "what unexpected accidents happen at every stepto
those who live in this miserable world! Who would have said thatone who saw himself
yesterday sitting on a throne, governor of anisland, giving orders to his servants
and his vassals, would seehimself to-day buried in a pit without a soul to help
him, orservant or vassal to come to his relief? Here must we perish withhunger,
my ass and myself, if indeed we don't die first, he of hisbruises and injuries,
and I of grief and sorrow. At any rate I'llnot be as lucky as my master Don Quixote
of La Mancha, when he wentdown into the cave of that enchanted Montesinos, where
he found peopleto make more of him than if he had been in his own house; for it
seemshe came in for a table laid out and a bed ready made. There he sawfair and
pleasant visions, but here I'll see, I imagine, toads andadders. Unlucky wretch
that I am, what an end my follies and fancieshave come to! They'll take up my bones
out of this, when it isheaven's will that I'm found, picked clean, white and polished,
and mygood Dapple's with them, and by that, perhaps, it will be found outwho we
are, at least by such as have heard that Sancho Panza neverseparated from his ass,
nor his ass from Sancho Panza. Unluckywretches, I say again, that our hard fate
should not let us die in ourown country and among our own people, where if there
was no help forour misfortune, at any rate there would be some one to grieve for
itand to close our eyes as we passed away! O comrade and friend, how illhave I repaid
thy faithful services! Forgive me, and entreatFortune, as well as thou canst, to
deliver us out of this miserablestrait we are both in; and I promise to put a crown
of laurel on thyhead, and make thee look like a poet laureate, and give thee doublefeeds."
In this strain did Sancho bewail himself, and his ass listened tohim, but answered
him never a word, such was the distress andanguish the poor beast found himself
in. At length, after a nightspent in bitter moanings and lamentations, day came,
and by itslight Sancho perceived that it was wholly impossible to escape outof that
pit without help, and he fell to bemoaning his fate anduttering loud shouts to find
out if there was anyone within hearing;but all his shouting was only crying in the
wilderness, for therewas not a soul anywhere in the neighbourhood to hear him, and
thenat last he gave himself up for dead. Dapple was lying on his back, andSancho
helped him to his feet, which he was scarcely able to keep; andthen taking a piece
of bread out of his alforjas which had sharedtheir fortunes in the fall, he gave
it to the ass, to whom it wasnot unwelcome, saying to him as if he understood him,
"With breadall sorrows are less."
And now he perceived on one side of the pit a hole large enough toadmit a person
if he stooped and squeezed himself into a smallcompass. Sancho made for it, and
entered it by creeping, and foundit wide and spacious on the inside, which he was
able to see as aray of sunlight that penetrated what might be called the roof showedit
all plainly. He observed too that it opened and widened out intoanother spacious
cavity; seeing which he made his way back to wherethe ass was, and with a stone
began to pick away the clay from thehole until in a short time he had made room
for the beast to passeasily, and this accomplished, taking him by the halter, heproceeded
to traverse the cavern to see if there was any outlet at theother end. He advanced,
sometimes in the dark, sometimes withoutlight, but never without fear; "God Almighty
help me!" said he tohimself; "this that is a misadventure to me would make a goodadventure
for my master Don Quixote. He would have been sure to takethese depths and dungeons
for flowery gardens or the palaces ofGaliana, and would have counted upon issuing
out of this darknessand imprisonment into some blooming meadow; but I, unlucky that
Iam, hopeless and spiritless, expect at every step another pit deeperthan the first
to open under my feet and swallow me up for good;'welcome evil, if thou comest alone.'"
In this way and with these reflections he seemed to himself tohave travelled
rather more than half a league, when at last heperceived a dim light that looked
like daylight and found its way inon one side, showing that this road, which appeared
to him the road tothe other world, led to some opening.
Here Cide Hamete leaves him, and returns to Don Quixote, who in highspirits and
satisfaction was looking forward to the day fixed forthe battle he was to fight
with him who had robbed Dona Rodriguez'sdaughter of her honour, for whom he hoped
to obtain satisfaction forthe wrong and injury shamefully done to her. It came to
pass, then,that having sallied forth one morning to practise and exercise himselfin
what he would have to do in the encounter he expected to findhimself engaged in
the next day, as he was putting Rocinante throughhis paces or pressing him to the
charge, he brought his feet soclose to a pit that but for reining him in tightly
it would havebeen impossible for him to avoid falling into it. He pulled him up,however,
without a fall, and coming a little closer examined thehole without dismounting;
but as he was looking at it he heard loudcries proceeding from it, and by listening
attentively was able tomake out that he who uttered them was saying, "Ho, above
there! isthere any Christian that hears me, or any charitable gentleman thatwill
take pity on a sinner buried alive, on an unfortunate disgovernedgovernor?"
It struck Don Quixote that it was the voice of Sancho Panza heheard, whereat
he was taken aback and amazed, and raising his ownvoice as much as he could, he
cried out, "Who is below there? Who isthat complaining?"
"Who should be here, or who should complain," was the answer, "butthe forlorn
Sancho Panza, for his sins and for his ill-luck governorof the island of Barataria,
squire that was to the famous knight DonQuixote of La Mancha?"
When Don Quixote heard this his amazement was redoubled and hisperturbation grew
greater than ever, for it suggested itself to hismind that Sancho must be dead,
and that his soul was in torment downthere; and carried away by this idea he exclaimed,
"I conjure theeby everything that as a Catholic Christian I can conjure thee by,
tellme who thou art; and if thou art a soul in torment, tell me whatthou wouldst
have me do for thee; for as my profession is to giveaid and succour to those that
need it in this world, it will alsoextend to aiding and succouring the distressed
of the other, whocannot help themselves."
"In that case," answered the voice, "your worship who speaks to memust be my
master Don Quixote of La Mancha; nay, from the tone ofthe voice it is plain it can
be nobody else."
"Don Quixote I am," replied Don Quixote, "he whose profession itis to aid and
succour the living and the dead in their necessities;wherefore tell me who thou
art, for thou art keeping me in suspense;because, if thou art my squire Sancho Panza,
and art dead, since thedevils have not carried thee off, and thou art by God's mercy
inpurgatory, our holy mother the Roman Catholic Church hasintercessory means sufficient
to release thee from the pains thouart in; and I for my part will plead with her
to that end, so far asmy substance will go; without further delay, therefore, declarethyself,
and tell me who thou art."
"By all that's good," was the answer, "and by the birth ofwhomsoever your worship
chooses, I swear, Senor Don Quixote of LaMancha, that I am your squire Sancho Panza,
and that I have never diedall my life; but that, having given up my government for
reasonsthat would require more time to explain, I fell last night into thispit where
I am now, and Dapple is witness and won't let me lie, formore by token he is here
with me."