The gentlemen of the city, to gratify Don Antonio and also to do thehonours to
Don Quixote, and give him an opportunity of displayinghis folly, made arrangements
for a tilting at the ring in six daysfrom that time, which, however, for reason
that will be mentionedhereafter, did not take place.
Don Quixote took a fancy to stroll about the city quietly and onfoot, for he
feared that if he went on horseback the boys would followhim; so he and Sancho and
two servants that Don Antonio gave him setout for a walk. Thus it came to pass that
going along one of thestreets Don Quixote lifted up his eyes and saw written in
very largeletters over a door, "Books printed here," at which he was vastlypleased,
for until then he had never seen a printing office, and hewas curious to know what
it was like. He entered with all hisfollowing, and saw them drawing sheets in one
place, correcting inanother, setting up type here, revising there; in short all
the workthat is to be seen in great printing offices. He went up to one caseand
asked what they were about there; the workmen told him, he watchedthem with wonder,
and passed on. He approached one man, amongothers, and asked him what he was doing.
The workman replied,"Senor, this gentleman here" (pointing to a man of prepossessingappearance
and a certain gravity of look) "has translated an Italianbook into our Spanish tongue,
and I am setting it up in type for thepress."
"What is the title of the book?" asked Don Quixote; to which theauthor replied,
"Senor, in Italian the book is called Le Bagatelle."
"And what does Le Bagatelle import in our Spanish?" asked DonQuixote.
"Le Bagatelle," said the author, "is as though we should say inSpanish Los Juguetes;
but though the book is humble in name it hasgood solid matter in it."
"I," said Don Quixote, "have some little smattering of Italian,and I plume myself
on singing some of Ariosto's stanzas; but tellme, senor- I do not say this to test
your ability, but merely out ofcuriosity- have you ever met with the word pignatta
in your book?"
"Yes, often," said the author.
"And how do you render that in Spanish?"
"How should I render it," returned the author, "but by olla?"
"Body o' me," exclaimed Don Quixote, "what a proficient you are inthe Italian
language! I would lay a good wager that where they sayin Italian piace you say in
Spanish place, and where they say piuyou say mas, and you translate su by arriba
and giu by abajo."
"I translate them so of course," said the author, "for those aretheir proper
equivalents."
"I would venture to swear," said Don Quixote, "that your worshipis not known
in the world, which always begrudges their reward to rarewits and praiseworthy labours.
What talents lie wasted there! Whatgenius thrust away into corners! What worth left
neglected! Still itseems to me that translation from one language into another,
if itbe not from the queens of languages, the Greek and the Latin, islike looking
at Flemish tapestries on the wrong side; for though thefigures are visible, they
are full of threads that make themindistinct, and they do not show with the smoothness
and brightness ofthe right side; and translation from easy languages argues neitheringenuity
nor command of words, any more than transcribing orcopying out one document from
another. But I do not mean by this todraw the inference that no credit is to be
allowed for the work oftranslating, for a man may employ himself in ways worse and
lessprofitable to himself. This estimate does not include two famoustranslators,
Doctor Cristobal de Figueroa, in his Pastor Fido, and DonJuan de Jauregui, in his
Aminta, wherein by their felicity theyleave it in doubt which is the translation
and which the original. Buttell me, are you printing this book at your own risk,
or have you soldthe copyright to some bookseller?"
"I print at my own risk," said the author, "and I expect to make athousand ducats
at least by this first edition, which is to be oftwo thousand copies that will go
off in a twinkling at six realsapiece."
"A fine calculation you are making!" said Don Quixote; "it isplain you don't
know the ins and outs of the printers, and how theyplay into one another's hands.
I promise you when you find yourselfsaddled with two thousand copies you will feel
so sore that it willastonish you, particularly if the book is a little out of the
commonand not in any way highly spiced."
"What!" said the author, "would your worship, then, have me giveit to a bookseller
who will give three maravedis for the copyright andthink he is doing me a favour?
I do not print my books to win famein the world, for I am known in it already by
my works; I want to makemoney, without which reputation is not worth a rap."
"God send your worship good luck," said Don Quixote; and he moved onto another
case, where he saw them correcting a sheet of a book withthe title of "Light of
the Soul;" noticing it he observed, "Books likethis, though there are many of the
kind, are the ones that deserveto be printed, for many are the sinners in these
days, and lightsunnumbered are needed for all that are in darkness."
He passed on, and saw they were also correcting another book, andwhen he asked
its title they told him it was called, "The SecondPart of the Ingenious Gentleman
Don Quixote of La Mancha," by one ofTordesillas.
"I have heard of this book already," said Don Quixote, "and verilyand on my conscience
I thought it had been by this time burned toashes as a meddlesome intruder; but
its Martinmas will come to it asit does to every pig; for fictions have the more
merit and charm aboutthem the more nearly they approach the truth or what looks
like it;and true stories, the truer they are the better they are;" and sosaying
he walked out of the printing office with a certain amount ofdispleasure in his
looks. That same day Don Antonio arranged to takehim to see the galleys that lay
at the beach, whereat Sancho was inhigh delight, as he had never seen any all his
life. Don Antoniosent word to the commandant of the galleys that he intended to
bringhis guest, the famous Don Quixote of La Mancha, of whom the commandantand all
the citizens had already heard, that afternoon to see them;and what happened on
board of them will be told in the next chapter.
CHAPTER LXIII
OF THE MISHAP THAT BEFELL SANCHO PANZA THROUGH THE VISIT TO THEGALLEYS, AND THE
STRANGE ADVENTURE OF THE FAIR MORISCO
Profound were Don Quixote's reflections on the reply of theenchanted head, not
one of them, however, hitting on the secret of thetrick, but all concentrated on
the promise, which he regarded as acertainty, of Dulcinea's disenchantment. This
he turned over in hismind again and again with great satisfaction, fully persuaded
thathe would shortly see its fulfillment; and as for Sancho, though, ashas been
said, he hated being a governor, still he had a longing to begiving orders and finding
himself obeyed once more; this is themisfortune that being in authority, even in
jest, brings with it.
To resume; that afternoon their host Don Antonio Moreno and histwo friends, with
Don Quixote and Sancho, went to the galleys. Thecommandant had been already made
aware of his good fortune in seeingtwo such famous persons as Don Quixote and Sancho,
and the instantthey came to the shore all the galleys struck their awnings and theclarions
rang out. A skiff covered with rich carpets and cushions ofcrimson velvet was immediately
lowered into the water, and as DonQuixote stepped on board of it, the leading galley
fired her gangwaygun, and the other galleys did the same; and as he mounted thestarboard
ladder the whole crew saluted him (as is the custom when apersonage of distinction
comes on board a galley) by exclaiming "Hu,hu, hu," three times. The general, for
so we shall call him, aValencian gentleman of rank, gave him his hand and embraced
him,saying, "I shall mark this day with a white stone as one of thehappiest I can
expect to enjoy in my lifetime, since I have seen SenorDon Quixote of La Mancha,
pattern and image wherein we see containedand condensed all that is worthy in knight-errantry."
Don Quixote delighted beyond measure with such a lordly reception,replied to
him in words no less courteous. All then proceeded to thepoop, which was very handsomely
decorated, and seated themselves onthe bulwark benches; the boatswain passed along
the gangway andpiped all hands to strip, which they did in an instant. Sancho, seeingsuch
a number of men stripped to the skin, was taken aback, andstill more when he saw
them spread the awning so briskly that itseemed to him as if all the devils were
at work at it; but all thiswas cakes and fancy bread to what I am going to tell
now. Sancho wasseated on the captain's stage, close to the aftermost rower on theright-hand
side. He, previously instructed in what he was to do,laid hold of Sancho, hoisting
him up in his arms, and the wholecrew, who were standing ready, beginning on the
right, proceeded topass him on, whirling him along from hand to hand and from bench
tobench with such rapidity that it took the sight out of poor Sancho'seyes, and
he made quite sure that the devils themselves were flyingaway with him; nor did
they leave off with him until they had sent himback along the left side and deposited
him on the poop; and the poorfellow was left bruised and breathless and all in a
sweat, andunable to comprehend what it was that had happened to him.
Don Quixote when he saw Sancho's flight without wings asked thegeneral if this
was a usual ceremony with those who came on boardthe galleys for the first time;
for, if so, as he had no intentionof adopting them as a profession, he had no mind
to perform such featsof agility, and if anyone offered to lay hold of him to whirl
himabout, he vowed to God he would kick his soul out; and as he said thishe stood
up and clapped his hand upon his sword. At this instantthey struck the awning and
lowered the yard with a prodigiousrattle. Sancho thought heaven was coming off its
hinges and going tofall on his head, and full of terror he ducked it and buried
itbetween his knees; nor were Don Quixote's knees altogether undercontrol, for he
too shook a little, squeezed his shoulders togetherand lost colour. The crew then
hoisted the yard with the same rapidityand clatter as when they lowered it, all
the while keeping silenceas though they had neither voice nor breath. The boatswain
gave thesignal to weigh anchor, and leaping upon the middle of the gangwaybegan
to lay on to the shoulders of the crew with his courbash orwhip, and to haul out
gradually to sea.
When Sancho saw so many red feet (for such he took the oars to be)moving all
together, he said to himself, "It's these that are the realchanted things, and not
the ones my master talks of. What can thosewretches have done to be so whipped;
and how does that one man whogoes along there whistling dare to whip so many? I
declare this ishell, or at least purgatory!"
Don Quixote, observing how attentively Sancho regarded what wasgoing on, said
to him, "Ah, Sancho my friend, how quickly andcheaply might you finish off the disenchantment
of Dulcinea, if youwould strip to the waist and take your place among those gentlemen!Amid
the pain and sufferings of so many you would not feel your ownmuch; and moreover
perhaps the sage Merlin would allow each of theselashes, being laid on with a good
hand, to count for ten of thosewhich you must give yourself at last."
The general was about to ask what these lashes were, and what wasDulcinea's disenchantment,
when a sailor exclaimed, "Monjui signalsthat there is an oared vessel off the coast
to the west."
On hearing this the general sprang upon the gangway crying, "Nowthen, my sons,
don't let her give us the slip! It must be someAlgerine corsair brigantine that
the watchtower signals to us." Thethree others immediately came alongside the chief
galley to receivetheir orders. The general ordered two to put out to sea while hewith
the other kept in shore, so that in this way the vessel could notescape them. The
crews plied the oars driving the galleys so furiouslythat they seemed to fly. The
two that had put out to sea, after acouple of miles sighted a vessel which, so far
as they could make out,they judged to be one of fourteen or fifteen banks, and so
she proved.As soon as the vessel discovered the galleys she went about with theobject
and in the hope of making her escape by her speed; but theattempt failed, for the
chief galley was one of the fastest vesselsafloat, and overhauled her so rapidly
that they on board thebrigantine saw clearly there was no possibility of escaping,
and therais therefore would have had them drop their oars and give themselvesup
so as not to provoke the captain in command of our galleys toanger. But chance,
directing things otherwise, so ordered it that justas the chief galley came close
enough for those on board the vessel tohear the shouts from her calling on them
to surrender, two Toraquis,that is to say two Turks, both drunken, that with a dozen
more were onboard the brigantine, discharged their muskets, killing two of thesoldiers
that lined the sides of our vessel. Seeing this the generalswore he would not leave
one of those he found on board the vesselalive, but as he bore down furiously upon
her she slipped away fromhim underneath the oars. The galley shot a good way ahead;
those onboard the vessel saw their case was desperate, and while the galleywas coming
about they made sail, and by sailing and rowing once moretried to sheer off; but
their activity did not do them as much good astheir rashness did them harm, for
the galley coming up with them ina little more than half a mile threw her oars over
them and took thewhole of them alive. The other two galleys now joined company andall
four returned with the prize to the beach, where a vastmultitude stood waiting for
them, eager to see what they brought back.The general anchored close in, and perceived
that the viceroy of thecity was on the shore. He ordered the skiff to push off to
fetchhim, and the yard to be lowered for the purpose of hanging forthwiththe rais
and the rest of the men taken on board the vessel, aboutsix-and-thirty in number,
all smart fellows and most of them Turkishmusketeers. He asked which was the rais
of the brigantine, and wasanswered in Spanish by one of the prisoners (who afterwards
provedto he a Spanish renegade), "This young man, senor that you see here isour
rais," and he pointed to one of the handsomest and mostgallant-looking youths that
could be imagined. He did not seem to betwenty years of age.