By these words he excited a desire in all who heard him, to know whothe Moorish
lady and the captive were, but no one liked to ask justthen, seeing that it was
a fitter moment for helping them to restthemselves than for questioning them about
their lives. Dorotheatook the Moorish lady by the hand and leading her to a seat
besideherself, requested her to remove her veil. She looked at the captiveas if
to ask him what they meant and what she was to do. He said toher in Arabic that
they asked her to take off her veil, andthereupon she removed it and disclosed a
countenance so lovely, thatto Dorothea she seemed more beautiful than Luscinda,
and to Luscindamore beautiful than Dorothea, and all the bystanders felt that ifany
beauty could compare with theirs it was the Moorish lady's, andthere were even those
who were inclined to give it somewhat thepreference. And as it is the privilege
and charm of beauty to winthe heart and secure good-will, all forthwith became eager
to showkindness and attention to the lovely Moor.
Don Fernando asked the captive what her name was, and he repliedthat it was Lela
Zoraida; but the instant she heard him, she guessedwhat the Christian had asked,
and said hastily, with somedispleasure and energy, "No, not Zoraida; Maria, Maria!"
giving themto understand that she was called "Maria" and not "Zoraida." Thesewords,
and the touching earnestness with which she uttered them,drew more than one tear
from some of the listeners, particularly thewomen, who are by nature tender-hearted
and compassionate. Luscindaembraced her affectionately, saying, "Yes, yes, Maria,
Maria," towhich the Moor replied, "Yes, yes, Maria; Zoraida macange," whichmeans
"not Zoraida."
Night was now approaching, and by the orders of those whoaccompanied Don Fernando
the landlord had taken care and pains toprepare for them the best supper that was
in his power. The hourtherefore having arrived they all took their seats at a long
tablelike a refectory one, for round or square table there was none inthe inn, and
the seat of honour at the head of it, though he was forrefusing it, they assigned
to Don Quixote, who desired the ladyMicomicona to place herself by his side, as
he was her protector.Luscinda and Zoraida took their places next her, opposite to
them wereDon Fernando and Cardenio, and next the captive and the othergentlemen,
and by the side of the ladies, the curate and the barber.And so they supped in high
enjoyment, which was increased when theyobserved Don Quixote leave off eating, and,
moved by an impulse likethat which made him deliver himself at such length when
he supped withthe goatherds, begin to address them:
"Verily, gentlemen, if we reflect upon it, great and marvellousare the things
they see, who make profession of the order ofknight-errantry. Say, what being is
there in this world, whoentering the gate of this castle at this moment, and seeing
us as weare here, would suppose or imagine us to be what we are? Who would saythat
this lady who is beside me was the great queen that we all knowher to be, or that
I am that Knight of the Rueful Countenance,trumpeted far and wide by the mouth of
Fame? Now, there can be nodoubt that this art and calling surpasses all those that
mankind hasinvented, and is the more deserving of being held in honour inproportion
as it is the more exposed to peril. Away with those whoassert that letters have
the preeminence over arms; I will tellthem, whosoever they may be, that they know
not what they say. For thereason which such persons commonly assign, and upon which
they chieflyrest, is, that the labours of the mind are greater than those of thebody,
and that arms give employment to the body alone; as if thecalling were a porter's
trade, for which nothing more is required thansturdy strength; or as if, in what
we who profess them call arms,there were not included acts of vigour for the execution
of which highintelligence is requisite; or as if the soul of the warrior, when hehas
an army, or the defence of a city under his care, did not exertitself as much by
mind as by body. Nay; see whether by bodily strengthit be possible to learn or divine
the intentions of the enemy, hisplans, stratagems, or obstacles, or to ward off
impending mischief;for all these are the work of the mind, and in them the body
has noshare whatever. Since, therefore, arms have need of the mind, asmuch as letters,
let us see now which of the two minds, that of theman of letters or that of the
warrior, has most to do; and this willbe seen by the end and goal that each seeks
to attain; for thatpurpose is the more estimable which has for its aim the nobler
object.The end and goal of letters- I am not speaking now of divineletters, the
aim of which is to raise and direct the soul to Heaven;for with an end so infinite
no other can be compared- I speak of humanletters, the end of which is to establish
distributive justice, giveto every man that which is his, and see and take care
that good lawsare observed: an end undoubtedly noble, lofty, and deserving of highpraise,
but not such as should be given to that sought by arms,which have for their end
and object peace, the greatest boon thatmen can desire in this life. The first good
news the world and mankindreceived was that which the angels announced on the night
that was ourday, when they sang in the air, 'Glory to God in the highest, andpeace
on earth to men of good-will;' and the salutation which thegreat Master of heaven
and earth taught his disciples and chosenfollowers when they entered any house,
was to say, 'Peace be on thishouse;' and many other times he said to them, 'My peace
I give untoyou, my peace I leave you, peace be with you;' a jewel and aprecious
gift given and left by such a hand: a jewel without whichthere can be no happiness
either on earth or in heaven. This peaceis the true end of war; and war is only
another name for arms. This,then, being admitted, that the end of war is peace,
and that so far ithas the advantage of the end of letters, let us turn to the bodilylabours
of the man of letters, and those of him who follows theprofession of arms, and see
which are the greater."
Don Quixote delivered his discourse in such a manner and in suchcorrect language,
that for the time being he made it impossible forany of his hearers to consider
him a madman; on the contrary, asthey were mostly gentlemen, to whom arms are an
appurtenance by birth,they listened to him with great pleasure as he continued:
"Here, then,I say is what the student has to undergo; first of all poverty: notthat
all are poor, but to put the case as strongly as possible: andwhen I have said that
he endures poverty, I think nothing more need besaid about his hard fortune, for
he who is poor has no share of thegood things of life. This poverty he suffers from
in various ways,hunger, or cold, or nakedness, or all together; but for all that
it isnot so extreme but that he gets something to eat, though it may beat somewhat
unseasonable hours and from the leavings of the rich;for the greatest misery of
the student is what they themselves call'going out for soup,' and there is always
some neighbour's brazieror hearth for them, which, if it does not warm, at least
tempers thecold to them, and lastly, they sleep comfortably at night under aroof.
I will not go into other particulars, as for example want ofshirts, and no superabundance
of shoes, thin and threadbaregarments, and gorging themselves to surfeit in their
voracity whengood luck has treated them to a banquet of some sort. By this roadthat
I have described, rough and hard, stumbling here, fallingthere, getting up again
to fall again, they reach the rank theydesire, and that once attained, we have seen
many who have passedthese Syrtes and Scyllas and Charybdises, as if borne flying
on thewings of favouring fortune; we have seen them, I say, ruling andgoverning
the world from a chair, their hunger turned into satiety,their cold into comfort,
their nakedness into fine raiment, theirsleep on a mat into repose in holland and
damask, the justly earnedreward of their virtue; but, contrasted and compared with
what thewarrior undergoes, all they have undergone falls far short of it, as Iam
now about to show."
CHAPTER XXXVIII
WHICH TREATS OF THE CURIOUS DISCOURSE DON QUIXOTE DELIVERED ONARMS AND LETTERS
Continuing his discourse Don Quixote said: "As we began in thestudent's case
with poverty and its accompaniments, let us see nowif the soldier is richer, and
we shall find that in poverty itselfthere is no one poorer; for he is dependent
on his miserable pay,which comes late or never, or else on what he can plunder,
seriouslyimperilling his life and conscience; and sometimes his nakednesswill be
so great that a slashed doublet serves him for uniform andshirt, and in the depth
of winter he has to defend himself against theinclemency of the weather in the open
field with nothing better thanthe breath of his mouth, which I need not say, coming
from an emptyplace, must come out cold, contrary to the laws of nature. To besure
he looks forward to the approach of night to make up for allthese discomforts on
the bed that awaits him, which, unless by somefault of his, never sins by being
over narrow, for he can easilymeasure out on the ground as he likes, and roll himself
about in it tohis heart's content without any fear of the sheets slipping awayfrom
him. Then, after all this, suppose the day and hour for takinghis degree in his
calling to have come; suppose the day of battle tohave arrived, when they invest
him with the doctor's cap made of lint,to mend some bullet-hole, perhaps, that has
gone through histemples, or left him with a crippled arm or leg. Or if this does
nothappen, and merciful Heaven watches over him and keeps him safe andsound, it
may be he will be in the same poverty he was in before,and he must go through more
engagements and more battles, and comevictorious out of all before he betters himself;
but miracles ofthat sort are seldom seen. For tell me, sirs, if you have everreflected
upon it, by how much do those who have gained by war fallshort of the number of
those who have perished in it? No doubt youwill reply that there can be no comparison,
that the dead cannot benumbered, while the living who have been rewarded may be
summed upwith three figures. All which is the reverse in the case of men ofletters;
for by skirts, to say nothing of sleeves, they all find meansof support; so that
though the soldier has more to endure, hisreward is much less. But against all this
it may be urged that it iseasier to reward two thousand soldiers, for the former
may beremunerated by giving them places, which must perforce be conferredupon men
of their calling, while the latter can only be recompensedout of the very property
of the master they serve; but thisimpossibility only strengthens my argument.
"Putting this, however, aside, for it is a puzzling question forwhich it is difficult
to find a solution, let us return to thesuperiority of arms over letters, a matter
still undecided, so manyare the arguments put forward on each side; for besides
those I havementioned, letters say that without them arms cannot maintainthemselves,
for war, too, has its laws and is governed by them, andlaws belong to the domain
of letters and men of letters. To thisarms make answer that without them laws cannot
be maintained, for byarms states are defended, kingdoms preserved, cities protected,roads
made safe, seas cleared of pirates; and, in short, if it werenot for them, states,
kingdoms, monarchies, cities, ways by sea andland would be exposed to the violence
and confusion which war bringswith it, so long as it lasts and is free to make use
of its privilegesand powers. And then it is plain that whatever costs most is valuedand
deserves to be valued most. To attain to eminence in letters costsa man time, watching,
hunger, nakedness, headaches, indigestions,and other things of the sort, some of
which I have already referredto. But for a man to come in the ordinary course of
things to be agood soldier costs him all the student suffers, and in an incomparablyhigher
degree, for at every step he runs the risk of losing hislife. For what dread of
want or poverty that can reach or harass thestudent can compare with what the soldier
feels, who finds himselfbeleaguered in some stronghold mounting guard in some ravelin
orcavalier, knows that the enemy is pushing a mine towards the postwhere he is stationed,
and cannot under any circumstances retire orfly from the imminent danger that threatens
him? All he can do is toinform his captain of what is going on so that he may try
to remedy itby a counter-mine, and then stand his ground in fear and expectationof
the moment when he will fly up to the clouds without wings anddescend into the deep
against his will. And if this seems a triflingrisk, let us see whether it is equalled
or surpassed by theencounter of two galleys stem to stem, in the midst of the open
sea,locked and entangled one with the other, when the soldier has nomore standing
room than two feet of the plank of the spur; and yet,though he sees before him threatening
him as many ministers of deathas there are cannon of the foe pointed at him, not
a lance length fromhis body, and sees too that with the first heedless step he will
godown to visit the profundities of Neptune's bosom, still withdauntless heart,
urged on by honour that nerves him, he makeshimself a target for all that musketry,
and struggles to cross thatnarrow path to the enemy's ship. And what is still more
marvellous, nosooner has one gone down into the depths he will never rise fromtill
the end of the world, than another takes his place; and if he toofalls into the
sea that waits for him like an enemy, another andanother will succeed him without
a moment's pause between theirdeaths: courage and daring the greatest that all the
chances of warcan show. Happy the blest ages that knew not the dread fury of thosedevilish
engines of artillery, whose inventor I am persuaded is inhell receiving the reward
of his diabolical invention, by which hemade it easy for a base and cowardly arm
to take the life of a gallantgentleman; and that, when he knows not how or whence,
in the height ofthe ardour and enthusiasm that fire and animate brave hearts, thereshould
come some random bullet, discharged perhaps by one who fledin terror at the flash
when he fired off his accursed machine, whichin an instant puts an end to the projects
and cuts off the life of onewho deserved to live for ages to come. And thus when
I reflect onthis, I am almost tempted to say that in my heart I repent of havingadopted
this profession of knight-errant in so detestable an age as welive in now; for though
no peril can make me fear, still it gives mesome uneasiness to think that powder
and lead may rob me of theopportunity of making myself famous and renowned throughout
theknown earth by the might of my arm and the edge of my sword. ButHeaven's will
be done; if I succeed in my attempt I shall be all themore honoured, as I have faced
greater dangers than the knights-errantof yore exposed themselves to."