All having been now pacified and made friends by the persuasion ofthe Judge and
the curate, the servants of Don Luis began again to urgehim to return with them
at once; and while he was discussing thematter with them, the Judge took counsel
with Don Fernando,Cardenio, and the curate as to what he ought to do in the case,telling
them how it stood, and what Don Luis had said to him. It wasagreed at length that
Don Fernando should tell the servants of DonLuis who he was, and that it was his
desire that Don Luis shouldaccompany him to Andalusia, where he would receive from
the marquishis brother the welcome his quality entitled him to; for, otherwise,it
was easy to see from the determination of Don Luis that he wouldnot return to his
father at present, though they tore him to pieces.On learning the rank of Don Fernando
and the resolution of Don Luisthe four then settled it between themselves that three
of themshould return to tell his father how matters stood, and that the othershould
remain to wait upon Don Luis, and not leave him until they cameback for him, or
his father's orders were known. Thus by the authorityof Agramante and the wisdom
of King Sobrino all this complication ofdisputes was arranged; but the enemy of
concord and hater of peace,feeling himself slighted and made a fool of, and seeing
how littlehe had gained after having involved them all in such an elaborateentanglement,
resolved to try his hand once more by stirring upfresh quarrels and disturbances.
It came about in this wise: the officers were pacified on learningthe rank of
those with whom they had been engaged, and withdrew fromthe contest, considering
that whatever the result might be they werelikely to get the worst of the battle;
but one of them, the one whohad been thrashed and kicked by Don Fernando, recollected
that amongsome warrants he carried for the arrest of certain delinquents, he hadone
against Don Quixote, whom the Holy Brotherhood had ordered to bearrested for setting
the galley slaves free, as Sancho had, withvery good reason, apprehended. Suspecting
how it was, then, hewished to satisfy himself as to whether Don Quixote's featurescorresponded;
and taking a parchment out of his bosom he lit upon whathe was in search of, and
setting himself to read it deliberately,for he was not a quick reader, as he made
out each word he fixed hiseyes on Don Quixote, and went on comparing the description
in thewarrant with his face, and discovered that beyond all doubt he was theperson
described in it. As soon as he had satisfied himself, foldingup the parchment, he
took the warrant in his left hand and with hisright seized Don Quixote by the collar
so tightly that he did notallow him to breathe, and shouted aloud, "Help for the
HolyBrotherhood! and that you may see I demand it in earnest, read thiswarrant which
says this highwayman is to be arrested."
The curate took the warrant and saw that what the officer said wastrue, and that
it agreed with Don Quixote's appearance, who, on hispart, when he found himself
roughly handled by this rascally clown,worked up to the highest pitch of wrath,
and all his joints crackingwith rage, with both hands seized the officer by the
throat with allhis might, so that had he not been helped by his comrades he wouldhave
yielded up his life ere Don Quixote released his hold. Thelandlord, who had perforce
to support his brother officers, ran atonce to aid them. The landlady, when she
saw her husband engaged ina fresh quarrel, lifted up her voice afresh, and its note
wasimmediately caught up by Maritornes and her daughter, calling uponheaven and
all present for help; and Sancho, seeing what was going on,exclaimed, "By the Lord,
it is quite true what my master says aboutthe enchantments of this castle, for it
is impossible to live anhour in peace in it!"
Don Fernando parted the officer and Don Quixote, and to their mutualcontentment
made them relax the grip by which they held, the one thecoat collar, the other the
throat of his adversary; for all this,however, the officers did not cease to demand
their prisoner andcall on them to help, and deliver him over bound into their power,as
was required for the service of the King and of the HolyBrotherhood, on whose behalf
they again demanded aid and assistance toeffect the capture of this robber and footpad
of the highways.
Don Quixote smiled when he heard these words, and said verycalmly, "Come now,
base, ill-born brood; call ye it highway robbery togive freedom to those in bondage,
to release the captives, tosuccour the miserable, to raise up the fallen, to relieve
the needy?Infamous beings, who by your vile grovelling intellects deserve thatheaven
should not make known to you the virtue that lies inknight-errantry, or show you
the sin and ignorance in which ye liewhen ye refuse to respect the shadow, not to
say the presence, ofany knight-errant! Come now; band, not of officers, but of thieves;footpads
with the licence of the Holy Brotherhood; tell me who was theignoramus who signed
a warrant of arrest against such a knight as Iam? Who was he that did not know that
knights-errant are independentof all jurisdictions, that their law is their sword,
their chartertheir prowess, and their edicts their will? Who, I say again, wasthe
fool that knows not that there are no letters patent of nobilitythat confer such
privileges or exemptions as a knight-errantacquires the day he is dubbed a knight,
and devotes himself to thearduous calling of chivalry? What knight-errant ever paid
poll-tax,duty, queen's pin-money, king's dues, toll or ferry? What tailorever took
payment of him for making his clothes? What castellan thatreceived him in his castle
ever made him pay his shot? What king didnot seat him at his table? What damsel
was not enamoured of him anddid not yield herself up wholly to his will and pleasure?
And, lastly,what knight-errant has there been, is there, or will there ever bein
the world, not bold enough to give, single-handed, four hundredcudgellings to four
hundred officers of the Holy Brotherhood if theycome in his way?"
CHAPTER XLVI
OF THE END OF THE NOTABLE ADVENTURE OF THE OFFICERS OF THE HOLYBROTHERHOOD; AND
OF THE GREAT FEROCITY OF OUR WORTHY KNIGHT, DONQUIXOTE
While Don Quixote was talking in this strain, the curate wasendeavouring to persuade
the officers that he was out of his senses,as they might perceive by his deeds and
his words, and that theyneed not press the matter any further, for even if they
arrested himand carried him off, they would have to release him by-and-by as amadman;
to which the holder of the warrant replied that he had nothingto do with inquiring
into Don Quixote's madness, but only to executehis superior's orders, and that once
taken they might let him go threehundred times if they liked.
"For all that," said the curate, "you must not take him away thistime, nor will
he, it is my opinion, let himself be taken away."
In short, the curate used such arguments, and Don Quixote did suchmad things,
that the officers would have been more mad than he wasif they had not perceived
his want of wits, and so they thought itbest to allow themselves to be pacified,
and even to act aspeacemakers between the barber and Sancho Panza, who still continuedtheir
altercation with much bitterness. In the end they, as officersof justice, settled
the question by arbitration in such a mannerthat both sides were, if not perfectly
contented, at least to someextent satisfied; for they changed the pack-saddles,
but not thegirths or head-stalls; and as to Mambrino's helmet, the curate,under
the rose and without Don Quixote's knowing it, paid eightreals for the basin, and
the barber executed a full receipt andengagement to make no further demand then
or thenceforth for evermore,amen. These two disputes, which were the most important
and gravest,being settled, it only remained for the servants of Don Luis toconsent
that three of them should return while one was left toaccompany him whither Don
Fernando desired to take him; and goodluck and better fortune, having already begun
to solve difficultiesand remove obstructions in favour of the lovers and warriors
of theinn, were pleased to persevere and bring everything to a happyissue; for the
servants agreed to do as Don Luis wished; which gaveDona Clara such happiness that
no one could have looked into herface just then without seeing the joy of her heart.
Zoraida, thoughshe did not fully comprehend all she saw, was grave or gay withoutknowing
why, as she watched and studied the various countenances,but particularly her Spaniard's,
whom she followed with her eyes andclung to with her soul. The gift and compensation
which the curategave the barber had not escaped the landlord's notice, and he demandedDon
Quixote's reckoning, together with the amount of the damage to hiswine-skins, and
the loss of his wine, swearing that neitherRocinante nor Sancho's ass should leave
the inn until he had been paidto the very last farthing. The curate settled all
amicably, and DonFernando paid; though the Judge had also very readily offered to
paythe score; and all became so peaceful and quiet that the inn no longerreminded
one of the discord of Agramante's camp, as Don Quixotesaid, but of the peace and
tranquillity of the days of Octavianus: forall which it was the universal opinion
that their thanks were due tothe great zeal and eloquence of the curate, and to
the unexampledgenerosity of Don Fernando.
Finding himself now clear and quit of all quarrels, his squire'sas well as his
own, Don Quixote considered that it would beadvisable to continue the journey he
had begun, and bring to a closethat great adventure for which he had been called
and chosen; and withthis high resolve he went and knelt before Dorothea, who, however,would
not allow him to utter a word until he had risen; so to obey herhe rose, and said,
"It is a common proverb, fair lady, that 'diligenceis the mother of good fortune,'
and experience has often shown inimportant affairs that the earnestness of the negotiator
brings thedoubtful case to a successful termination; but in nothing does thistruth
show itself more plainly than in war, where quickness andactivity forestall the
devices of the enemy, and win the victorybefore the foe has time to defend himself.
All this I say, exalted andesteemed lady, because it seems to me that for us to
remain any longerin this castle now is useless, and may be injurious to us in a
waythat we shall find out some day; for who knows but that your enemy thegiant may
have learned by means of secret and diligent spies that I amgoing to destroy him,
and if the opportunity be given him he may seizeit to fortify himself in some impregnable
castle or stronghold,against which all my efforts and the might of my indefatigable
arm mayavail but little? Therefore, lady, let us, as I say, forestall hisschemes
by our activity, and let us depart at once in quest of fairfortune; for your highness
is only kept from enjoying it as fully asyou could desire by my delay in encountering
your adversary."
Don Quixote held his peace and said no more, calmly awaiting thereply of the
beauteous princess, who, with commanding dignity and in astyle adapted to Don Quixote's
own, replied to him in these words,"I give you thanks, sir knight, for the eagerness
you, like a goodknight to whom it is a natural obligation to succour the orphan
andthe needy, display to afford me aid in my sore trouble; and heavengrant that
your wishes and mine may be realised, so that you may seethat there are women in
this world capable of gratitude; as to mydeparture, let it be forthwith, for I have
no will but yours;dispose of me entirely in accordance with your good pleasure;
forshe who has once entrusted to you the defence of her person, andplaced in your
hands the recovery of her dominions, must not thinkof offering opposition to that
which your wisdom may ordain."
"On, then, in God's name," said Don Quixote; "for, when a ladyhumbles herself
to me, I will not lose the opportunity of raisingher up and placing her on the throne
of her ancestors. Let us departat once, for the common saying that in delay there
is danger, lendsspurs to my eagerness to take the road; and as neither heaven hascreated
nor hell seen any that can daunt or intimidate me, saddleRocinante, Sancho, and
get ready thy ass and the queen's palfrey,and let us take leave of the castellan
and these gentlemen, and gohence this very instant."
Sancho, who was standing by all the time, said, shaking his head,"Ah! master,
master, there is more mischief in the village than onehears of, begging all good
bodies' pardon."
"What mischief can there be in any village, or in all the citiesof the world,
you booby, that can hurt my reputation?" said DonQuixote.
"If your worship is angry," replied Sancho, "I will hold my tongueand leave unsaid
what as a good squire I am bound to say, and what agood servant should tell his
master."
"Say what thou wilt," returned Don Quixote, "provided thy words benot meant to
work upon my fears; for thou, if thou fearest, artbehaving like thyself; but I like
myself, in not fearing."
"It is nothing of the sort, as I am a sinner before God," saidSancho, "but that
I take it to be sure and certain that this lady, whocalls herself queen of the great
kingdom of Micomicon, is no more sothan my mother; for, if she was what she says,
she would not gorubbing noses with one that is here every instant and behind everydoor."
Dorothea turned red at Sancho's words, for the truth was that herhusband Don
Fernando had now and then, when the others were notlooking, gathered from her lips
some of the reward his love hadearned, and Sancho seeing this had considered that
such freedom wasmore like a courtesan than a queen of a great kingdom; she, however,being
unable or not caring to answer him, allowed him to proceed,and he continued, "This
I say, senor, because, if after we havetravelled roads and highways, and passed
bad nights and worse days,one who is now enjoying himself in this inn is to reap
the fruit ofour labours, there is no need for me to be in a hurry to saddleRocinante,
put the pad on the ass, or get ready the palfrey; for itwill be better for us to
stay quiet, and let every jade mind herspinning, and let us go to dinner."