Good God, what was the indignation of Don Quixote when he heardthe audacious
words of his squire! So great was it, that in a voiceinarticulate with rage, with
a stammering tongue, and eyes thatflashed living fire, he exclaimed, "Rascally clown,
boorish, insolent,and ignorant, ill-spoken, foul-mouthed, impudent backbiter andslanderer!
Hast thou dared to utter such words in my presence and inthat of these illustrious
ladies? Hast thou dared to harbour suchgross and shameless thoughts in thy muddled
imagination? Begone frommy presence, thou born monster, storehouse of lies, hoard
of untruths,garner of knaveries, inventor of scandals, publisher of absurdities,enemy
of the respect due to royal personages! Begone, show thyselfno more before me under
pain of my wrath;" and so saying he knittedhis brows, puffed out his cheeks, gazed
around him, and stamped on theground violently with his right foot, showing in every
way the ragethat was pent up in his heart; and at his words and furious gesturesSancho
was so scared and terrified that he would have been glad if theearth had opened
that instant and swallowed him, and his onlythought was to turn round and make his
escape from the angrypresence of his master.
But the ready-witted Dorothea, who by this time so well understoodDon Quixote's
humour, said, to mollify his wrath, "Be not irritated atthe absurdities your good
squire has uttered, Sir Knight of the RuefulCountenance, for perhaps he did not
utter them without cause, and fromhis good sense and Christian conscience it is
not likely that he wouldbear false witness against anyone. We may therefore believe,
withoutany hesitation, that since, as you say, sir knight, everything in thiscastle
goes and is brought about by means of enchantment, Sancho, Isay, may possibly have
seen, through this diabolical medium, what hesays he saw so much to the detriment
of my modesty."
"I swear by God Omnipotent," exclaimed Don Quixote at this, "yourhighness has
hit the point; and that some vile illusion must have comebefore this sinner of a
Sancho, that made him see what it would havebeen impossible to see by any other
means than enchantments; for Iknow well enough, from the poor fellow's goodness
and harmlessness,that he is incapable of bearing false witness against anybody."
"True, no doubt," said Don Fernando, "for which reason, Senor DonQuixote, you
ought to forgive him and restore him to the bosom of yourfavour, sicut erat in principio,
before illusions of this sort hadtaken away his senses."
Don Quixote said he was ready to pardon him, and the curate went forSancho, who
came in very humbly, and falling on his knees begged forthe hand of his master,
who having presented it to him and allowed himto kiss it, gave him his blessing
and said, "Now, Sancho my son,thou wilt be convinced of the truth of what I have
many a time toldthee, that everything in this castle is done by means of enchantment."
"So it is, I believe," said Sancho, "except the affair of theblanket, which came
to pass in reality by ordinary means."
"Believe it not," said Don Quixote, "for had it been so, I wouldhave avenged
thee that instant, or even now; but neither then nornow could I, nor have I seen
anyone upon whom to avenge thy wrong."
They were all eager to know what the affair of the blanket was,and the landlord
gave them a minute account of Sancho's flights, atwhich they laughed not a little,
and at which Sancho would have beenno less out of countenance had not his master
once more assured him itwas all enchantment. For all that his simplicity never reached
so higha pitch that he could persuade himself it was not the plain and simpletruth,
without any deception whatever about it, that he had beenblanketed by beings of
flesh and blood, and not by visionary andimaginary phantoms, as his master believed
and protested.
The illustrious company had now been two days in the inn; and asit seemed to
them time to depart, they devised a plan so that, withoutgiving Dorothea and Don
Fernando the trouble of going back with DonQuixote to his village under pretence
of restoring Queen Micomicona,the curate and the barber might carry him away with
them as theyproposed, and the curate be able to take his madness in hand athome;
and in pursuance of their plan they arranged with the owner ofan oxcart who happened
to be passing that way to carry him afterthis fashion. They constructed a kind of
cage with wooden bars,large enough to hold Don Quixote comfortably; and then Don
Fernandoand his companions, the servants of Don Luis, and the officers ofthe Brotherhood,
together with the landlord, by the directions andadvice of the curate, covered their
faces and disguised themselves,some in one way, some in another, so as to appear
to Don Quixote quitedifferent from the persons he had seen in the castle. This done,
inprofound silence they entered the room where he was asleep, taking hishis rest
after the past frays, and advancing to where he wassleeping tranquilly, not dreaming
of anything of the kind happening,they seized him firmly and bound him fast hand
and foot, so that, whenhe awoke startled, he was unable to move, and could only
marvel andwonder at the strange figures he saw before him; upon which he at oncegave
way to the idea which his crazed fancy invariably conjured upbefore him, and took
it into his head that all these shapes werephantoms of the enchanted castle, and
that he himself wasunquestionably enchanted as he could neither move nor help himself;precisely
what the curate, the concoctor of the scheme, expected wouldhappen. Of all that
were there Sancho was the only one who was at oncein his senses and in his own proper
character, and he, though he waswithin very little of sharing his master's infirmity,
did not failto perceive who all these disguised figures were; but he did notdare
to open his lips until he saw what came of this assault andcapture of his master;
nor did the latter utter a word, waiting to theupshot of his mishap; which was that
bringing in the cage, they shuthim up in it and nailed the bars so firmly that they
could not beeasily burst open. They then took him on their shoulders, and asthey
passed out of the room an awful voice- as much so as thebarber, not he of the pack-saddle
but the other, was able to makeit- was heard to say, "O Knight of the Rueful Countenance,
let notthis captivity in which thou art placed afflict thee, for this mustneeds
be, for the more speedy accomplishment of the adventure in whichthy great heart
has engaged thee; the which shall be accomplished whenthe raging Manchegan lion
and the white Tobosan dove shall be linkedtogether, having first humbled their haughty
necks to the gentleyoke of matrimony. And from this marvellous union shall come
forthto the light of the world brave whelps that shall rival the raveningclaws of
their valiant father; and this shall come to pass ere thepursuer of the flying nymph
shall in his swift natural course havetwice visited the starry signs. And thou,
O most noble and obedientsquire that ever bore sword at side, beard on face, or
nose to smellwith, be not dismayed or grieved to see the flower ofknight-errantry
carried away thus before thy very eyes; for soon, ifit so please the Framer of the
universe, thou shalt see thyselfexalted to such a height that thou shalt not know
thyself, and thepromises which thy good master has made thee shall not prove false;and
I assure thee, on the authority of the sage Mentironiana, that thywages shall be
paid thee, as thou shalt see in due season. Follow thenthe footsteps of the valiant
enchanted knight, for it is expedientthat thou shouldst go to the destination assigned
to both of you;and as it is not permitted to me to say more, God be with thee; forI
return to that place I wot of;" and as he brought the prophecy toa close he raised
his voice to a high pitch, and then lowered it tosuch a soft tone, that even those
who knew it was all a joke werealmost inclined to take what they heard seriously.
Don Quixote was comforted by the prophecy he heard, for he at oncecomprehended
its meaning perfectly, and perceived it was promised tohim that he should see himself
united in holy and lawful matrimonywith his beloved Dulcinea del Toboso, from whose
blessed womb shouldproceed the whelps, his sons, to the eternal glory of La Mancha;
andbeing thoroughly and firmly persuaded of this, he lifted up his voice,and with
a deep sigh exclaimed, "Oh thou, whoever thou art, who hastforetold me so much good,
I implore of thee that on my part thouentreat that sage enchanter who takes charge
of my interests, thathe leave me not to perish in this captivity in which they are
nowcarrying me away, ere I see fulfilled promises so joyful andincomparable as those
which have been now made me; for, let this butcome to pass, and I shall glory in
the pains of my prison, findcomfort in these chains wherewith they bind me, and
regard this bedwhereon they stretch me, not as a hard battle-field, but as a soft
andhappy nuptial couch; and touching the consolation of Sancho Panza,my squire,
I rely upon his goodness and rectitude that he will notdesert me in good or evil
fortune; for if, by his ill luck or mine, itmay not happen to be in my power to
give him the island I havepromised, or any equivalent for it, at least his wages
shall not belost; for in my will, which is already made, I have declared the sumthat
shall be paid to him, measured, not by his many faithfulservices, but by the means
at my disposal."
Sancho bowed his head very respectfully and kissed both his hands,for, being
tied together, he could not kiss one; and then theapparitions lifted the cage upon
their shoulders and fixed it upon theox-cart.
CHAPTER XLVII
OF THE STRANGE MANNER IN WHICH DON QUIXOTE OF LA MANCHA WASCARRIED AWAY ENCHANTED,
TOGETHER WITH OTHER REMARKABLE INCIDENTS
When Don Quixote saw himself caged and hoisted on the cart in thisway, he said,
"Many grave histories of knights-errant have I read; butnever yet have I read, seen,
or heard of their carrying offenchanted knights-errant in this fashion, or at the
slow pace thatthese lazy, sluggish animals promise; for they always take them awaythrough
the air with marvellous swiftness, enveloped in a dark thickcloud, or on a chariot
of fire, or it may be on some hippogriff orother beast of the kind; but to carry
me off like this on anox-cart! By God, it puzzles me! But perhaps the chivalry andenchantments
of our day take a different course from that of thosein days gone by; and it may
be, too, that as I am a new knight inthe world, and the first to revive the already
forgotten calling ofknight-adventurers, they may have newly invented other kinds
ofenchantments and other modes of carrying off the enchanted. Whatthinkest thou
of the matter, Sancho my son?"
"I don't know what to think," answered Sancho, "not being as wellread as your
worship in errant writings; but for all that I venture tosay and swear that these
apparitions that are about us are not quitecatholic."
"Catholic!" said Don Quixote. "Father of me! how can they beCatholic when they
are all devils that have taken fantastic shapesto come and do this, and bring me
to this condition? And if thouwouldst prove it, touch them, and feel them, and thou
wilt find theyhave only bodies of air, and no consistency except in appearance."
"By God, master," returned Sancho, "I have touched them already; andthat devil,
that goes about there so busily, has firm flesh, andanother property very different
from what I have heard say devilshave, for by all accounts they all smell of brimstone
and other badsmells; but this one smells of amber half a league off." Sancho washere
speaking of Don Fernando, who, like a gentleman of his rank,was very likely perfumed
as Sancho said.
"Marvel not at that, Sancho my friend," said Don Quixote; "for letme tell thee
devils are crafty; and even if they do carry odours aboutwith them, they themselves
have no smell, because they are spirits;or, if they have any smell, they cannot
smell of anything sweet, butof something foul and fetid; and the reason is that
as they carry hellwith them wherever they go, and can get no ease whatever from
theirtorments, and as a sweet smell is a thing that gives pleasure andenjoyment,
it is impossible that they can smell sweet; if, then,this devil thou speakest of
seems to thee to smell of amber, eitherthou art deceiving thyself, or he wants to
deceive thee by making theefancy he is not a devil."
Such was the conversation that passed between master and man; andDon Fernando
and Cardenio, apprehensive of Sancho's making acomplete discovery of their scheme,
towards which he had alreadygone some way, resolved to hasten their departure, and
calling thelandlord aside, they directed him to saddle Rocinante and put thepack-saddle
on Sancho's ass, which he did with great alacrity. Inthe meantime the curate had
made an arrangement with the officers thatthey should bear them company as far as
his village, he paying them somuch a day. Cardenio hung the buckler on one side
of the bow ofRocinante's saddle and the basin on the other, and by signscommanded
Sancho to mount his ass and take Rocinante's bridle, andat each side of the cart
he placed two officers with their muskets;but before the cart was put in motion,
out came the landlady and herdaughter and Maritornes to bid Don Quixote farewell,
pretending toweep with grief at his misfortune; and to them Don Quixote said:
"Weep not, good ladies, for all these mishaps are the lot of thosewho follow
the profession I profess; and if these reverses did notbefall me I should not esteem
myself a famous knight-errant; forsuch things never happen to knights of little
renown and fame, becausenobody in the world thinks about them; to valiant knights
they do, forthese are envied for their virtue and valour by many princes and otherknights
who compass the destruction of the worthy by base means.Nevertheless, virtue is
of herself so mighty, that, in spite of allthe magic that Zoroaster its first inventor
knew, she will comevictorious out of every trial, and shed her light upon the earth
asthe sun does upon the heavens. Forgive me, fair ladies, if, throughinadvertence,
I have in aught offended you; for intentionally andwittingly I have never done so
to any; and pray to God that he deliverme from this captivity to which some malevolent
enchanter hasconsigned me; and should I find myself released therefrom, the favoursthat
ye have bestowed upon me in this castle shall be held in memoryby me, that I may
acknowledge, recognise, and requite them as theydeserve."