To this Don Quixote replied, "Seeing that this affair has acertain colour of
chivalry about it, I for my part, brother, will hearyou most gladly, and so will
all these gentlemen, from the highintelligence they possess and their love of curious
novelties thatinterest, charm, and entertain the mind, as I feel quite sure yourstory
will do. So begin, friend, for we are all prepared to listen."
"I draw my stakes," said Sancho, "and will retreat with this pastyto the brook
there, where I mean to victual myself for three days; forI have heard my lord, Don
Quixote, say that a knight-errant's squireshould eat until he can hold no more,
whenever he has the chance,because it often happens them to get by accident into
a wood sothick that they cannot find a way out of it for six days; and if theman
is not well filled or his alforjas well stored, there he may stay,as very often
he does, turned into a dried mummy."
"Thou art in the right of it, Sancho," said Don Quixote; "go wherethou wilt and
eat all thou canst, for I have had enough, and only wantto give my mind its refreshment,
as I shall by listening to thisgood fellow's story."
"It is what we shall all do," said the canon; and then begged thegoatherd to
begin the promised tale.
The goatherd gave the goat which he held by the horns a couple ofslaps on the
back, saying, "Lie down here beside me, Spotty, for wehave time enough to return
to our fold." The goat seemed to understandhim, for as her master seated himself,
she stretched herself quietlybeside him and looked up in his face to show him she
was all attentionto what he was going to say, and then in these words he began hisstory.
CHAPTER LI
WHICH DEALS WITH WHAT THE GOATHERD TOLD THOSE WHO WERE CARRYINGOFF DON QUIXOTE
Three leagues from this valley there is a village which, thoughsmall, is one
of the richest in all this neighbourhood, and in itthere lived a farmer, a very
worthy man, and so much respected that,although to be so is the natural consequence
of being rich, he waseven more respected for his virtue than for the wealth he hadacquired.
But what made him still more fortunate, as he saidhimself, was having a daughter
of such exceeding beauty, rareintelligence, gracefulness, and virtue, that everyone
who knew her andbeheld her marvelled at the extraordinary gifts with which heavenand
nature had endowed her. As a child she was beautiful, shecontinued to grow in beauty,
and at the age of sixteen she was mostlovely. The fame of her beauty began to spread
abroad through allthe villages around- but why do I say the villages around, merely,when
it spread to distant cities, and even made its way into the hallsof royalty and
reached the ears of people of every class, who camefrom all sides to see her as
if to see something rare and curious,or some wonder-working image?
Her father watched over her and she watched over herself; forthere are no locks,
or guards, or bolts that can protect a younggirl better than her own modesty. The
wealth of the father and thebeauty of the daughter led many neighbours as well as
strangers toseek her for a wife; but he, as one might well be who had the disposalof
so rich a jewel, was perplexed and unable to make up his mind towhich of her countless
suitors he should entrust her. I was oneamong the many who felt a desire so natural,
and, as her father knewwho I was, and I was of the same town, of pure blood, in
the bloomof life, and very rich in possessions, I had great hopes of success.There
was another of the same place and qualifications who also soughther, and this made
her father's choice hang in the balance, for hefelt that on either of us his daughter
would be well bestowed; so toescape from this state of perplexity he resolved to
refer the matterto Leandra (for that is the name of the rich damsel who has reduced
meto misery), reflecting that as we were both equal it would be bestto leave it
to his dear daughter to choose according to herinclination- a course that is worthy
of imitation by all fathers whowish to settle their children in life. I do not mean
that they oughtto leave them to make a choice of what is contemptible and bad, butthat
they should place before them what is good and then allow them tomake a good choice
as they please. I do not know which Leandrachose; I only know her father put us
both off with the tender age ofhis daughter and vague words that neither bound him
nor dismissedus. My rival is called Anselmo and I myself Eugenio- that you may knowthe
names of the personages that figure in this tragedy, the end ofwhich is still in
suspense, though it is plain to see it must bedisastrous.
About this time there arrived in our town one Vicente de la Roca,the son of a
poor peasant of the same town, the said Vicente havingreturned from service as a
soldier in Italy and divers other parts.A captain who chanced to pass that way with
his company had carriedhim off from our village when he was a boy of about twelve
years,and now twelve years later the young man came back in a soldier'suniform,
arrayed in a thousand colours, and all over glass trinketsand fine steel chains.
To-day he would appear in one gay dress,to-morrow in another; but all flimsy and
gaudy, of little substanceand less worth. The peasant folk, who are naturally malicious,
andwhen they have nothing to do can be malice itself, remarked allthis, and took
note of his finery and jewellery, piece by piece, anddiscovered that he had three
suits of different colours, withgarters and stockings to match; but he made so many
arrangements andcombinations out of them, that if they had not counted them, anyonewould
have sworn that he had made a display of more than ten suitsof clothes and twenty
plumes. Do not look upon all this that I amtelling you about the clothes as uncalled
for or spun out, for theyhave a great deal to do with the story. He used to seat
himself on abench under the great poplar in our plaza, and there he would keepus
all hanging open-mouthed on the stories he told us of his exploits.There was no
country on the face of the globe he had not seen, norbattle he had not been engaged
in; he had killed more Moors than thereare in Morocco and Tunis, and fought more
single combats, according tohis own account, than Garcilaso, Diego Garcia de Paredes
and athousand others he named, and out of all he had come victoriouswithout losing
a drop of blood. On the other hand he showed marks ofwounds, which, though they
could not be made out, he said were gunshotwounds received in divers encounters
and actions. Lastly, withmonstrous impudence he used to say "you" to his equals
and eventhose who knew what he was, and declare that his arm was his fatherand his
deeds his pedigree, and that being a soldier he was as good asthe king himself.
And to add to these swaggering ways he was atrifle of a musician, and played the
guitar with such a flourishthat some said he made it speak; nor did his accomplishments
end here,for he was something of a poet too, and on every trifle thathappened in
the town he made a ballad a league long.
This soldier, then, that I have described, this Vicente de laRoca, this bravo,
gallant, musician, poet, was often seen andwatched by Leandra from a window of her
house which looked out onthe plaza. The glitter of his showy attire took her fancy,
his balladsbewitched her (for he gave away twenty copies of every one he made),the
tales of his exploits which he told about himself came to herears; and in short,
as the devil no doubt had arranged it, she fell inlove with him before the presumption
of making love to her hadsuggested itself to him; and as in love-affairs none are
more easilybrought to an issue than those which have the inclination of thelady
for an ally, Leandra and Vicente came to an understanding withoutany difficulty;
and before any of her numerous suitors had anysuspicion of her design, she had already
carried it into effect,having left the house of her dearly beloved father (for mother
she hadnone), and disappeared from the village with the soldier, who camemore triumphantly
out of this enterprise than out of any of thelarge number he laid claim to. All
the village and all who heard of itwere amazed at the affair; I was aghast, Anselmo
thunderstruck, herfather full of grief, her relations indignant, the authorities
allin a ferment, the officers of the Brotherhood in arms. They scouredthe roads,
they searched the woods and all quarters, and at the end ofthree days they found
the flighty Leandra in a mountain cave, striptto her shift, and robbed of all the
money and precious jewels shehad carried away from home with her. They brought her
back to herunhappy father, and questioned her as to her misfortune, and sheconfessed
without pressure that Vicente de la Roca had deceived her,and under promise of marrying
her had induced her to leave herfather's house, as he meant to take her to the richest
and mostdelightful city in the whole world, which was Naples; and that she,ill-advised
and deluded, had believed him, and robbed her father,and handed over all to him
the night she disappeared; and that hehad carried her away to a rugged mountain
and shut her up in theeave where they had found her. She said, moreover, that the
soldier,without robbing her of her honour, had taken from her everything shehad,
and made off, leaving her in the cave, a thing that still furthersurprised everybody.
It was not easy for us to credit the youngman's continence, but she asserted it
with such earnestness that ithelped to console her distressed father, who thought
nothing of whathad been taken since the jewel that once lost can never be recoveredhad
been left to his daughter. The same day that Leandra made herappearance her father
removed her from our sight and took her awayto shut her up in a convent in a town
near this, in the hope that timemay wear away some of the disgrace she has incurred.
Leandra's youthfurnished an excuse for her fault, at least with those to whom itwas
of no consequence whether she was good or bad; but those whoknew her shrewdness
and intelligence did not attribute hermisdemeanour to ignorance but to wantonness
and the naturaldisposition of women, which is for the most part flighty andill-regulated.
Leandra withdrawn from sight, Anselmo's eyes grew blind, or at anyrate found
nothing to look at that gave them any pleasure, and minewere in darkness without
a ray of light to direct them to anythingenjoyable while Leandra was away. Our melancholy
grew greater, ourpatience grew less; we cursed the soldier's finery and railed at
thecarelessness of Leandra's father. At last Anselmo and I agreed toleave the village
and come to this valley; and, he feeding a greatflock of sheep of his own, and I
a large herd of goats of mine, wepass our life among the trees, giving vent to our
sorrows, togethersinging the fair Leandra's praises, or upbraiding her, or else
sighingalone, and to heaven pouring forth our complaints in solitude.Following our
example, many more of Leandra's lovers have come tothese rude mountains and adopted
our mode of life, and they are sonumerous that one would fancy the place had been
turned into thepastoral Arcadia, so full is it of shepherds and sheep-folds; nor
isthere a spot in it where the name of the fair Leandra is not heard.Here one curses
her and calls her capricious, fickle, and immodest,there another condemns her as
frail and frivolous; this pardons andabsolves her, that spurns and reviles her;
one extols her beauty,another assails her character, and in short all abuse her,
and alladore her, and to such a pitch has this general infatuation gonethat there
are some who complain of her scorn without ever havingexchanged a word with her,
and even some that bewail and mourn theraging fever of jealousy, for which she never
gave anyone cause,for, as I have already said, her misconduct was known before herpassion.
There is no nook among the rocks, no brookside, no shadebeneath the trees that is
not haunted by some shepherd telling hiswoes to the breezes; wherever there is an
echo it repeats the nameof Leandra; the mountains ring with "Leandra," "Leandra"
murmur thebrooks, and Leandra keeps us all bewildered and bewitched, hopingwithout
hope and fearing without knowing what we fear. Of all thissilly set the one that
shows the least and also the most sense is myrival Anselmo, for having so many other
things to complain of, he onlycomplains of separation, and to the accompaniment
of a rebeck, whichhe plays admirably, he sings his complaints in verses that show
hisingenuity. I follow another, easier, and to my mind wiser course,and that is
to rail at the frivolity of women, at their inconstancy,their double dealing, their
broken promises, their unkept pledges, andin short the want of reflection they show
in fixing their affectionsand inclinations. This, sirs, was the reason of words
andexpressions I made use of to this goat when I came up just now; for asshe is
a female I have a contempt for her, though she is the best inall my fold. This is
the story I promised to tell you, and if I havebeen tedious in telling it, I will
not be slow to serve you; my hut isclose by, and I have fresh milk and dainty cheese
there, as well asa variety of toothsome fruit, no less pleasing to the eye than
tothe palate.
CHAPTER LII
OF THE QUARREL THAT DON QUIXOTE HAD WITH THE GOATHERD, TOGETHER WITHTHE RARE
ADVENTURE OF THE PENITENTS, WHICH WITH AN EXPENDITURE OFSWEAT HE BROUGHT TO A HAPPY
CONCLUSION
The goatherd's tale gave great satisfaction to all the hearers,and the canon
especially enjoyed it, for he had remarked withparticular attention the manner in
which it had been told, which wasas unlike the manner of a clownish goatherd as
it was like that of apolished city wit; and he observed that the curate had been
quiteright in saying that the woods bred men of learning. They alloffered their
services to Eugenio but he who showed himself mostliberal in this way was Don Quixote,
who said to him, "Most assuredly,brother goatherd, if I found myself in a position
to attempt anyadventure, I would, this very instant, set out on your behalf, andwould
rescue Leandra from that convent (where no doubt she is keptagainst her will), in
spite of the abbess and all who might try toprevent me, and would place her in your
hands to deal with heraccording to your will and pleasure, observing, however, the
laws ofchivalry which lay down that no violence of any kind is to beoffered to any
damsel. But I trust in God our Lord that the might ofone malignant enchanter may
not prove so great but that the power ofanother better disposed may prove superior
to it, and then I promiseyou my support and assistance, as I am bound to do by my
profession,which is none other than to give aid to the weak and needy."