Said Don Quixote, "Sancho, my friend, night is drawing on upon us aswe go, and
more darkly than will allow us to reach El Toboso bydaylight; for there I am resolved
to go before I engage in anotheradventure, and there I shall obtain the blessing
and generouspermission of the peerless Dulcinea, with which permission I expectand
feel assured that I shall conclude and bring to a happytermination every perilous
adventure; for nothing in life makesknights-errant more valorous than finding themselves
favoured by theirladies."
"So I believe," replied Sancho; "but I think it will be difficultfor your worship
to speak with her or see her, at any rate where youwill be able to receive her blessing;
unless, indeed, she throws itover the wall of the yard where I saw her the time
before, when I tookher the letter that told of the follies and mad things your worshipwas
doing in the heart of Sierra Morena."
"Didst thou take that for a yard wall, Sancho," said Don Quixote,"where or at
which thou sawest that never sufficiently extolledgrace and beauty? It must have
been the gallery, corridor, orportico of some rich and royal palace."
"It might have been all that," returned Sancho, "but to me it lookedlike a wall,
unless I am short of memory."
"At all events, let us go there, Sancho," said Don Quixote; "for, sothat I see
her, it is the same to me whether it be over a wall, orat a window, or through the
chink of a door, or the grate of a garden;for any beam of the sun of her beauty
that reaches my eyes will givelight to my reason and strength to my heart, so that
I shall beunmatched and unequalled in wisdom and valour."
"Well, to tell the truth, senor," said Sancho, "when I saw thatsun of the lady
Dulcinea del Toboso, it was not bright enough to throwout beams at all; it must
have been, that as her grace was siftingthat wheat I told you of, the thick dust
she raised came before herface like a cloud and dimmed it."
"What! dost thou still persist, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "insaying, thinking,
believing, and maintaining that my lady Dulcinea wassifting wheat, that being an
occupation and task entirely atvariance with what is and should be the employment
of persons ofdistinction, who are constituted and reserved for other avocations
andpursuits that show their rank a bowshot off? Thou hast forgotten, OSancho, those
lines of our poet wherein he paints for us how, in theircrystal abodes, those four
nymphs employed themselves who rose fromtheir loved Tagus and seated themselves
in a verdant meadow toembroider those tissues which the ingenious poet there describes
tous, how they were worked and woven with gold and silk and pearls;and something
of this sort must have been the employment of my ladywhen thou sawest her, only
that the spite which some wickedenchanter seems to have against everything of mine
changes all thosethings that give me pleasure, and turns them into shapes unliketheir
own; and so I fear that in that history of my achievements whichthey say is now
in print, if haply its author was some sage who isan enemy of mine, he will have
put one thing for another, mingling athousand lies with one truth, and amusing himself
by relatingtransactions which have nothing to do with the sequence of a truehistory.
O envy, root of all countless evils, and cankerworm of thevirtues! All the vices,
Sancho, bring some kind of pleasure with them;but envy brings nothing but irritation,
bitterness, and rage."
"So I say too," replied Sancho; "and I suspect in that legend orhistory of us
that the bachelor Samson Carrasco told us he saw, myhonour goes dragged in the dirt,
knocked about, up and down,sweeping the streets, as they say. And yet, on the faith
of anhonest man, I never spoke ill of any enchanter, and I am not so welloff that
I am to be envied; to be sure, I am rather sly, and I havea certain spice of the
rogue in me; but all is covered by the greatcloak of my simplicity, always natural
and never acted; and if I hadno other merit save that I believe, as I always do,
firmly and trulyin God, and all the holy Roman Catholic Church holds and believes,
andthat I am a mortal enemy of the Jews, the historians ought to havemercy on me
and treat me well in their writings. But let them say whatthey like; naked was I
born, naked I find myself, I neither lose norgain; nay, while I see myself put into
a book and passed on fromhand to hand over the world, I don't care a fig, let them
say whatthey like of me."
"That, Sancho," returned Don Quixote, "reminds me of what happenedto a famous
poet of our own day, who, having written a bitter satireagainst all the courtesan
ladies, did not insert or name in it acertain lady of whom it was questionable whether
she was one or not.She, seeing she was not in the list of the poet, asked him what
he hadseen in her that he did not include her in the number of the others,telling
him he must add to his satire and put her in the new part,or else look out for the
consequences. The poet did as she bade him,and left her without a shred of reputation,
and she was satisfied bygetting fame though it was infamy. In keeping with this
is what theyrelate of that shepherd who set fire to the famous temple of Diana,
byrepute one of the seven wonders of the world, and burned it with thesole object
of making his name live in after ages; and, though itwas forbidden to name him,
or mention his name by word of mouth orin writing, lest the object of his ambition
should be attained,nevertheless it became known that he was called Erostratus. Andsomething
of the same sort is what happened in the case of the greatemperor Charles V and
a gentleman in Rome. The emperor was anxiousto see that famous temple of the Rotunda,
called in ancient timesthe temple 'of all the gods,' but now-a-days, by a betternomenclature,
'of all the saints,' which is the best preservedbuilding of all those of pagan construction
in Rome, and the one whichbest sustains the reputation of mighty works and magnificence
of itsfounders. It is in the form of a half orange, of enormousdimensions, and well
lighted, though no light penetrates it savethat which is admitted by a window, or
rather round skylight, at thetop; and it was from this that the emperor examined
the building. ARoman gentleman stood by his side and explained to him the skilfulconstruction
and ingenuity of the vast fabric and its wonderfularchitecture, and when they had
left the skylight he said to theemperor, 'A thousand times, your Sacred Majesty,
the impulse came uponme to seize your Majesty in my arms and fling myself down fromyonder
skylight, so as to leave behind me in the world a name thatwould last for ever.'
'I am thankful to you for not carrying such anevil thought into effect,' said the
emperor, 'and I shall give youno opportunity in future of again putting your loyalty
to the test;and I therefore forbid you ever to speak to me or to be where I am;and
he followed up these words by bestowing a liberal bounty upon him.My meaning is,
Sancho, that the desire of acquiring fame is a verypowerful motive. What, thinkest
thou, was it that flung Horatius infull armour down from the bridge into the depths
of the Tiber? Whatburned the hand and arm of Mutius? What impelled Curtius to plungeinto
the deep burning gulf that opened in the midst of Rome? What,in opposition to all
the omens that declared against him, madeJulius Caesar cross the Rubicon? And to
come to more modernexamples, what scuttled the ships, and left stranded and cut
off thegallant Spaniards under the command of the most courteous Cortes inthe New
World? All these and a variety of other great exploits are,were and will be, the
work of fame that mortals desire as a reward anda portion of the immortality their
famous deeds deserve; though weCatholic Christians and knights-errant look more
to that futureglory that is everlasting in the ethereal regions of heaven than tothe
vanity of the fame that is to be acquired in this presenttransitory life; a fame
that, however long it may last, must after allend with the world itself, which has
its own appointed end. So that, OSancho, in what we do we must not overpass the
bounds which theChristian religion we profess has assigned to us. We have to slaypride
in giants, envy by generosity and nobleness of heart, anger bycalmness of demeanour
and equanimity, gluttony and sloth by thespareness of our diet and the length of
our vigils, lust andlewdness by the loyalty we preserve to those whom we have made
themistresses of our thoughts, indolence by traversing the world in alldirections
seeking opportunities of making ourselves, besidesChristians, famous knights. Such,
Sancho, are the means by which wereach those extremes of praise that fair fame carries
with it."
"All that your worship has said so far," said Sancho, "I haveunderstood quite
well; but still I would be glad if your worship woulddissolve a doubt for me, which
has just this minute come into mymind."
"Solve, thou meanest, Sancho," said Don Quixote; "say on, in God'sname, and I
will answer as well as I can."
"Tell me, senor," Sancho went on to say, "those Julys or Augusts,and all those
venturous knights that you say are now dead- where arethey now?"
"The heathens," replied Don Quixote, "are, no doubt, in hell; theChristians,
if they were good Christians, are either in purgatory orin heaven."
"Very good," said Sancho; "but now I want to know- the tombs wherethe bodies
of those great lords are, have they silver lamps beforethem, or are the walls of
their chapels ornamented with crutches,winding-sheets, tresses of hair, legs and
eyes in wax? Or what arethey ornamented with?"
To which Don Quixote made answer: "The tombs of the heathens weregenerally sumptuous
temples; the ashes of Julius Caesar's body wereplaced on the top of a stone pyramid
of vast size, which they now callin Rome Saint Peter's needle. The emperor Hadrian
had for a tomb acastle as large as a good-sized village, which they called the MolesAdriani,
and is now the castle of St. Angelo in Rome. The queenArtemisia buried her husband
Mausolus in a tomb which was reckoned oneof the seven wonders of the world; but
none of these tombs, or ofthe many others of the heathens, were ornamented with
winding-sheetsor any of those other offerings and tokens that show that they who
areburied there are saints."
"That's the point I'm coming to," said Sancho; "and now tell me,which is the
greater work, to bring a dead man to life or to kill agiant?"
"The answer is easy," replied Don Quixote; "it is a greater workto bring to life
a dead man."
"Now I have got you," said Sancho; "in that case the fame of themwho bring the
dead to life, who give sight to the blind, curecripples, restore health to the sick,
and before whose tombs there arelamps burning, and whose chapels are filled with
devout folk ontheir knees adoring their relics be a better fame in this life andin
the other than that which all the heathen emperors andknights-errant that have ever
been in the world have left or may leavebehind them?"
"That I grant, too," said Don Quixote.
"Then this fame, these favours, these privileges, or whatever youcall it," said
Sancho, "belong to the bodies and relics of thesaints who, with the approbation
and permission of our holy motherChurch, have lamps, tapers, winding-sheets, crutches,
pictures, eyesand legs, by means of which they increase devotion and add to theirown
Christian reputation. Kings carry the bodies or relics of saintson their shoulders,
and kiss bits of their bones, and enrich and adorntheir oratories and favourite
altars with them."
"What wouldst thou have me infer from all thou hast said, Sancho?"asked Don Quixote.
"My meaning is," said Sancho, "let us set about becoming saints, andwe shall
obtain more quickly the fair fame we are striving after;for you know, senor, yesterday
or the day before yesterday (for itis so lately one may say so) they canonised and
beatified two littlebarefoot friars, and it is now reckoned the greatest good luck
to kissor touch the iron chains with which they girt and tortured theirbodies, and
they are held in greater veneration, so it is said, thanthe sword of Roland in the
armoury of our lord the King, whom Godpreserve. So that, senor, it is better to
be an humble little friar ofno matter what order, than a valiant knight-errant;
with God acouple of dozen of penance lashings are of more avail than twothousand
lance-thrusts, be they given to giants, or monsters, ordragons."
"All that is true," returned Don Quixote, "but we cannot all befriars, and many
are the ways by which God takes his own to heaven;chivalry is a religion, there
are sainted knights in glory."
"Yes," said Sancho, "but I have heard say that there are more friarsin heaven
than knights-errant."
"That," said Don Quixote, "is because those in religious ordersare more numerous
than knights."
"The errants are many," said Sancho.
"Many," replied Don Quixote, "but few they who deserve the name ofknights."
With these, and other discussions of the same sort, they passed thatnight and
the following day, without anything worth mentionhappening to them, whereat Don
Quixote was not a little dejected;but at length the next day, at daybreak, they
descried the greatcity of El Toboso, at the sight of which Don Quixote's spirits
roseand Sancho's fell, for he did not know Dulcinea's house, nor in allhis life
had he ever seen her, any more than his master; so thatthey were both uneasy, the
one to see her, the other at not havingseen her, and Sancho was at a loss to know
what he was to do whenhis master sent him to El Toboso. In the end, Don Quixote
made uphis mind to enter the city at nightfall, and they waited until thetime came
among some oak trees that were near El Toboso; and whenthe moment they had agreed
upon arrived, they made their entrance intothe city, where something happened them
that may fairly be calledsomething.
CHAPTER IX